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101 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

Updated on July 14, 2013

Your fantasy football team name is perhaps the second most important part of dominating your fantasy football league. The first being drafting a player that you can use to name your fantasy football team. Your fantasy football team name should be based on one of the following:

  1. One of the players on your team
  2. An inside joke between you and your league mates
  3. Your favorite NFL team
  4. Your previous fantasy football team name

Your team name really depends on the league that you play in. If you are like many fantasy football players, you play in multiple leagues. Some of your leagues may call for you to name your team based on an inside joke or a nickname between you and your friends. Public leagues or leagues where you do not know your opponents may call for a name based on your favorite NFL team or based on a player on your roster.

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101 Fantasy Football Team Names

Here is a list of 101 team names based on NFL teams or players. You will have to be creative when it comes to naming your team after a joke or your fantasy history, but this list should help you sound funny and witty to your league mates. Good luck topping mine for 2011...Puppy Dog Eyes.

  1. Fig Newtons
  2. Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi
  3. Like Whitehurst on Rice
  4. Gym, Manning, Landry
  5. Ride It Til The Wheels Farve Off
  6. Dez Dispenser
  7. Britt Off More Than He Could Chew
  8. Cleaning Out My Clausen
  9. The Bradshawshank Redemption
  10. Melts in Your Mouth, Not In Your Manningham

11. I Was Only Keading
12. Curious Case of Benjamin Watson
13. Anakin Simms-Walker
14. No Suh For You
15. Tiny Tim Tebow
16. Dezter's Laboratory
17. I Call it my Peyton Manthing
18. Make it Torain
19. The Floyd Gates are open, here comes the Rivers
20. A Double Dwayne Bowe!
21. Stuart Scott's Glass Eye
22. Teddy Ginn and Juice
23. Ray Rice-a-Roni
24. Plax On, Plax Off
25. Penny for a Henne
26. Helu Kitty
27. Plaxidental Shooting
28. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
29. Pryor Convictions
30. Skittles... Taste Dwayne Bowe
31. Say Helu to my Little friend
32. Foster...Australian For Championship
33. Ocho Sinkhole
34. You Schaub It
35. Blount Cutlery
36. Colts Addai Without Manning
37. Aromashodu, Aromashdon't
38. Cam Burglar
39. OMG They Killed Kenny Britt
40. Patience, Don't Forsett
41. Mystic Rivers
42. Sponsored by Matty Ice
43. Alex Smith Happens
44. Forte Year Old Virgin
45. Stafford Infection
46. Ndamu-King Kong
47. Armed Rodgery
48. That's Gross-Man
49. Ocho NoShow
50. She's a Britt...House
51. Romo Must Die
52. Dirt Off Your Tolbert
53. 99 Problems but a Vick Ain't One
54. The Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald
55. Ingram Toenails
56. The Jolly Rodgers
57. Sir Isaac Cam Newton
58. Orton Hears a Boo
59. Brees Through The Competition
60. Grilled Brees Sandwich
61. Helu-cinations
62. I Hate Torain on Your Parade
63. Drew Blood
64. Cam You Dig It?!
65. The Real McCoys
66. Vick, Jamaal, Britt, Bowe & Collie - falalala la la la la
67. Welker Skelter
68. Scoreless in Seattle
69. Peeping Tomlinson
70. Teach Me How to Flutie
71. Of Rice and Mendenhall
72. Jahvid-eo Killed the Radio Star
73. Sam-ford & Sons
74. The Con-Vicks
75. Corn on the Cobb
76. Eli - The Other White Manning
77. White Cassel
78. McGahee and Me
79. Tebow's Before Hoes
80. Our Brady is Hotter than your Brady
81. Gran Moreno
82. Elway, Jose
83. No Punt Intended
84. Farve From Retiring
85. Berrian the Hatchet
86. My Jim Schwartz Are Dirty
87. Preseason Champs
88. Gourmet Scheffler
89. On Like Ndamukong
90. Shaun of the Hill
91. I Love Witten, No Romo
92. The Playbook of Eli
93. Kibbles and Vicks
94. Rex and the City
95. Vince Young and the Restless
96. FeBrees
97. Tootsie Sproles
98. Matt Ryan's Belt
99. A Partridge in a Crabtree
100. Rated R for Gore
101. I am Serious, and Don't Call Me Shipley


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      Missy 2 years ago

      Where did the fantasy name- does Mott Farte come from? Meaning?

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      Bobby 2 years ago

      Arian race

      Lick my Tate

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      oscar 2 years ago

      aldon in san fran

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      Ninja 2 years ago

      Turn down for Watt

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      Johne848 3 years ago

      Keep working ,impressive job! gbfbedefefgc

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      anthony 4 years ago

      Why does your Percy Hurt?

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      Brandon 5 years ago

      Ndamukong Suh-plex

      Roddy White and the Seven Dwarfs

      Touchdown Syndrome

      Brandon fireMarshall

      Crabtree Cakes

      San Francisco Treat

      Sidney Rice A Roni

      Sproles Tide

      Dezmanian Devils

      Richard Shermanator

      Marshawn Lynch Mob

      Buffalo Bill Me Later

      Stevan Ridleys Believe it or Not

      Carson Palmer Your Hand

      Are you Leshoure about that

      Jersey Leshoure

      4th down and Cecil Shorts

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      Jack Conway 5 years ago from Chicago

      A few good ones in my league: 50 Shades of Jay (Cutler), Forte Loco, Hesterectomy. Needless to say, we're all from Chicago.

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      Kara :) 5 years ago

      Chung like a horse

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      Tim 5 years ago

      Tightest Percy in Town

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      steve 5 years ago

      call me maybin

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      Doogie 5 years ago

      Bellichick, Lies & Videotape

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      justin 5 years ago

      Blackmon Turner overdrive

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      John 5 years ago

      Steve McNair's Shotgun Offense:

      Too soon!

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      Mike 5 years ago

      All the Gould in Forte Knox

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      CW 5 years ago

      Steve McNair's Shotgun Offense

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      Td's n' Beer 5 years ago

      T...T...T...T...Tebow and the Jets

      Calvin and the Chipmonks

      Percy Whipped

      50 Shades of Heyward-Bey


      My TD's are real...and they're spectacular

      Drafting Under the Influence

      It's not easy being AJ Green

      Geno Atkins diet

      The Dalton Gang

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      mayo 5 years ago

      Royale with Brees

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      jim 5 years ago

      forte yard dash

      forgetting brandon marshall

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      isaac 5 years ago

      easy breesy beautiful

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      Unknown 5 years ago

      Mash PoTATEoes

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      Blair 5 years ago

      I got a Woodley

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      Derek 5 years ago

      Vick In a Box

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      Joe 5 years ago

      Don't Mesko with the Zoltan

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      Joe 5 years ago

      Call Me Maybin. Another one I saw on hundreds of names updated daily

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      Dan 5 years ago

      Here's my number so call me Brady

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      craig 5 years ago

      Rodgers That

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      Fred 5 years ago


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      Josh 5 years ago

      Ben roethlisrapers

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      ZB 5 years ago

      Isaiah Pead on a Bush

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      Lou 5 years ago

      teach me how to dougie martin

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      tylerharrell 5 years ago

      Arian Foster the People

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      ryan 5 years ago

      4th down syndrome

      touchdown your pants

      victorious secret

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      Josh 5 years ago

      Teboeing 747

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      josh 5 years ago

      Mike Ditka in a box

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      nick 5 years ago

      Breaston plants

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      MartyMart 5 years ago

      Drinking Forte's till Adai

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      doug 5 years ago

      plays, trades and audibles

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      Joe 5 years ago

      this list is hilarious. check out more names by category and rank at

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      Bob 6 years ago

      Kevev on the kolb

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      Casey 6 years ago

      Fostet than you

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      JSC 6 years ago

      Cam-eras Ready, Prepare to Flash

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      hag 6 years ago

      Somewear Over Dywane Boe

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      jgfjgfj 6 years ago

      ahh i should have got a falcon

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      chris 6 years ago

      stabbing marshall or matty icecream sundae