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Lucha Underground: The Matanza Suspects

Updated on August 4, 2015

Hello, I am Detective Snake. A few months ago, a Lucha Underground luchador by the name of "Bael," went missing. He seems to have disappeared, and "The Crew" he hung with has no idea of his whereabouts. The only lead I have is the name, "Matanza." I worked a case a long time ago for a girl who called herself, "Black Lotus." She said that her parents were murdered by a man named Matanza, but the case was never solved. The rumor is, Lucha Underground's Owner, "Dario Cueto," has a brother named Matanza that he keeps hidden somewhere. I believe Matanza is between the ages of 30-50, and 220-400lbs.

Suspect #1: Age 42

The first person I thought could be Matanza was The Great Khali. He's a giant who used to wrestle for the WWE. He has similiar features to Dario Cueto, and has the same slicked back hairstyle. I think he can do some damage in the Temple. He wasn't a great wrestler in WWE, but his power can be a dangerous weapon for Dario to use.

Suspect #2: Age 33

Thunder is from South Wales, Australia and wrestles for Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre (CMLL). In 2012 he signed with CMLL, and debuted in 2013. There's not much known about how he began his wrestling career in Australia. He's another tower of power that could be The Monster Matanza.

Suspect #3: Age 38

Marco Corleone aka WWE Mark Jindrak is currently wrestling for Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre (CMLL) in Mexico. He has similiar height & weight to "Thunder." He would tower over many of the Lucha Underground stars, and have some speed to keep up with them. He's also familiar with the Lucha style, so he'd be able to use it against any luchador that crosses him.

Suspect #4: Age 50

He's an older wrestler, but still in great great shape. He debuted for the WWE in 2005. He was released in 2009, and has been working indie promotions ever since. He still is an active wrestler. In the WWE he had feuds with Matt Striker & John Morrison (Johnny Mundo), so Dario Cueto might want to unleash him on them too. He recently participated in the 2015 WWE Royal Rumble, and he eliminated Bray Wyatt. Matanza could be this painted faced voodoo doctor that eats worms.

Suspect #5: J.R. Kratos

They call him, "The God of War." He's been wrestling for 3 years throughout Northern California, and has been pretty successful. He currently holds the Heavyweight Championship for Gold Rush Pro Wrestling, Supreme Pro Wrestling, PREMIER Westling, and All Pro Wrestling. Kratos is a giant athletic guy who has a brawler/MMA style of wrestling. He lives in Northern California and The Lucha Underground Temple is in Southern California. Not too long a drive, and not many people will know who he is if he showed up.

Suspect #6: Age 54

Gronda wrestled with Asistencia Asesoría y Administración (AAA) for 9 years. He wears a devil mask, and has red paint all over his body. The last time he wrestled was last year for AAA, so he might be still active at his age. With Dario Cueto's sick mind, I wouldn't doubt that this demonic luchador is his brother.

Suspect #7: Age 43

Jon Anderson was a former Bodybuilder & Strongman competitor before professional wrestling. He wrestled for Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre (CMLL) and New Japan Pro Wrestling (NJPW). He is a massive guy without an ounce of fat on him, and also familiar with the Lucha style. I'm unsure if he's still an active wrestler. He may be inactive, because Dario Cueto is trying to keep him hidden.

Suspect #8: Age 40

Cibernetico has been wrestling for Asistencia Asesoría y Administración (AAA) for over 20 years. He is currently a Trios champion with Los Hell Brothers. Los Hell Brothers are in a popular feud with Los Psycho Circus. Any wrestler on a team called, "The Hell Brothers," has the visciousness a Matanza needs.

Suspects #9 & #10 - Age 29 & 39

Both of these Luchadors are a part of the group, "Los Psycho Circus," with Psycho Clown. These two giant clowns fit the build for Dario's Brother. Especially Murder Clown at 6'5 280lbs. Los Psycho Circus has a very popular feud in AAA with Los Hell Brothers. Both these psychotic men could be the Psycho Matanza.

Suspect #11: Age 33

He has been wrestling since 2005, and is still active. He is currently wrestling for the World Wrestling League. He wrestled many matches for World Wrestling Council, and he also wrestled for WWE's Florida Championship Wrestling. Monster Pain would be able to intimidate anyone in the Lucha Underground temple, with his height & massive build. A guy who wears chains & a straight-jacket, must be used to being hidden like Dario's brother Matanza is.

Who do you think is Matanza?

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Written by: SnakeBite

Photos by: Mystica


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