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NBA Point Guards as School Stereotypes

Updated on July 14, 2019
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Mikey is a person who loves to talk about sports including basketball and his favorite team is the San Antonio Spurs.

Jamal Murray and Damian Lillard
Jamal Murray and Damian Lillard

Introduction

This is a fun post, and is not to be taken seriously. Comment below which one you think is the funniest, and as always enjoy!

Russell Westbrook and Ben Simmons
Russell Westbrook and Ben Simmons

Atlantic Division

(Raptors) Kyle Lowry- The one who gets an A on two tests in a row, or fails two tests in a row (inconsistent)

(76ers) Ben Simmons- The senior who aces school, but is taking all freshman classes

(Celtics) Kemba Walker- The one who recently moved from the worst school of all time and is ready to actually get taught

(Nets) Kyrie Irving- The one that nobody wants to be partners with on a group project or anything

(Knicks) Dennis Smith Jr.- The Junior who has been a B average student his whole school career

Eric Bledsoe
Eric Bledsoe

Central Division

(Bucks) Eric Bledsoe- The one who always gets brought up into a story but it didn't happen (Troydan viewers)

(Pacers) Malcolm Brogdon The one who all the teachers thought had a great freshman year, but actually is a college student

(Pistons) Derrick Rose- The one who had a great freshman year, but completely fell off after

(Bulls) Coby White- The freshman who had average grades in Junior High, but might not be the best in High School

(Cavaliers) Colin Sexton- The incoming sophomore who had a terrible first semester, but got all As second semester as a freshman

Trae Young
Trae Young

Southeast Division

(Magic) D.J Augustin- The one who aced only one final, but went back to his normal ways after

(Hornets) Terry Rozier- The one who beat the kid everyone hates on a test, and how everyone shows praise towards him

(Heat) Goran Dragic- The exchange student who is not adapting well to United States culture

(Wizards) Isiah Thomas- The one who had a good freshman and sophomore years, but fell off after

(Hawks) Trae Young- The one who could go back into elementary school if he really wanted to

Damian Lillard
Damian Lillard

Northwest Division

(Nuggets) Jamal Murray- The Canadian who thinks he can learn well in the United States, but gets Cs

(Blazers) Damian Lillard- The infamous group project carrier, getting everyone an A+ without them trying

(Jazz) Mike Conley- The student who gets good grades, but the teachers don't want to put him into the honors classes

(Thunder) Shai Gilgeous-Alexander- The one who moved schools because his childhood bully told him to

(Timberwolves) Jeff Teague- The one who gets carried in a group project, but gets a C+

Stephen Curry
Stephen Curry

Pacific Division

(Warriors) Stephen Curry- The one who didn't do the greatest in Junior High, but is a high honor roll student now in High School

(Clippers) Patrick Beverley- The one who good at making sure other people don't copy his work

(Kings) De'Aaron Fox- The one all the teachers love, but only gets Bs on tests

(Lakers) LeBron James- The one who is valedictorian, so he has to work with the dumb kids

(Suns) Ricky Rubio- The student from Spain who is only good at Spanish II

Russell Westbrook
Russell Westbrook

Southwest Division

(Rockets) Russell Westbrook- The one who always wants to get his questions answered by the teacher

(Spurs) De'Jounte Murray- The one who was gone on vacation, so everybody forgot who he was

(Grizzlies) Ja Morant- The freshman who is supposed to be a prodigy at every subject

(Pelicans) Lonzo Ball- The one whose father forces the teachers to put in all A.P classes

(Mavericks) Jalen Brunson- The one who was great in elementary school and Junior High, but had a sub par freshman year

Magic Johnson
Magic Johnson

All Time Point Guards!

(Lakers) Magic Johnson- The one who is always 'positive' he is getting an A on the test

(Pistons) Isiah Thomas- The one who always spreads all the rumors and gets dis included from parties

(Jazz) John Stockton- The one who aced all the tests and quizzes, but always got second best on the final

(Nets) Jason Kidd- The one who is starting to bald as a freshman

(Sonics) Gary Payton- The one who is good at coping answers from other groups (Like a Glove)

(Knicks) Walt Frazier- The who is is famous for wearing colorful outfits all year long to school

© 2019 Mikey Karlovsky

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    • DavidYe133 profile image

      DavidYe133 

      5 weeks ago

      Lebrun breaks all these stereotypes

    • Ty Tayzlor profile image

      TT 

      5 weeks ago from Anywhere

      This was fun. LeBron's was probably the most true. You should do this with the other positions

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