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The Naked Olympics - A Fun Look At How Our Athletes Would Cope Today!

Updated on September 5, 2014
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Long ago in ancient Greece, when men were men and women were grateful, the Olympics were the highlight of the year. There were lots of men competing, but no women, which was probably a good thing, because all the sports heats were done completely in the nude. Buff, butt naked, or as my friend used to say, nekked as a sparrow on a roof. Whatever that meant. The games were taken seriously, yeah how? Um, sorry lets get back to the point and show a little bit of history for you to prove that I know what I am talking about. Okay here goes.

The ancient greek word for exercise literally means stark naked. So every time you go swimmng, take time out in the gym etc you are not exercising, oh no. You are butt. Naked butt.

The Olympic games were a religious festival in honor of Zeus, and the demands were out of the ordinary and carried out with much grovelling and bowing. Not a pretty sight when you are naked. Women were not even allowed to watch, that must have been a blessing in disguise, but then again maybe not. I can't think of better way to spend the afternoon myself, but there you go. The good thing was that women could compete sometimes in the equestrian events, but only by proxy. The first woman to win was a spartan Princess.

But we are getting off the subject. I digress. What the heck does that mean? Anyway, naked Olympics. Um.

 That has got to hurt! telegraph.co.uk
That has got to hurt! telegraph.co.uk

Back in the day they used to do all manner of different sporting events, but these days there are a whole lot more. For a start they didn't have bicycles. Now that would be so painful its actually funny. I wonder how long you could ride the bike for before you started to get butt burn?

I suppose you could combine the cycling with the old fashioned joust like we used to do in England. Carry a long pole and just knock the person off the bike. Instead of being angry at your opponent you would just be grateful that the pain was only in your shoulder. And the cool grass will help with saddle soreness!

Nude Rugby

Now this is a sight to behold. Loads of men rushing around a rugby field clutching the ball stark butt nekked. Evidently its quite popular in certain places around the world! This picture was taken in New Zealand.

Now, I don't know about you, but rugby? Surely tackling each other to try to grab the ball has got to be dangerous! The rules of rugby are, you get the ball, get ready to kick it over the poles and that's how you score. Its called a Try and a Conversion. Seems to me that if they get a bit too close there will be more Tries and Conversions than was necessary!

Denver Broncos  I am so glad to see he has got his helmet on!
Denver Broncos I am so glad to see he has got his helmet on! | Source

Good 'ol American Football!

Now see? Look how safety conscious this guy is. He is wearing a helmet. So that's okay then. Did someone forget to wash his clothes? Maybe he overheard someone say nude is the new color! I don't think that running naked up a pitch with just a helmet on is actually going to give him any sort of protection, but hey who knows?

So I am planning on writing to the Olympic committee and stating that this should definitely be in our Olympics. We are trying to get back to the ancient games, do as they do etc and so on. And I believe this is the way. One question though, what about streakers? That's part of the fun watching any football game or even rugby. At one stage there is always a streaker that comes running onto the pitch. What's the angle with this game? Are they going to invade wearing full body armour or even a suit? I am sure that everyone will go mad looking at those tight pants!

Naked Volleyball
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Volleyball

Now this one looks very civilised. People swimming around in the pool tapping a ball over the net. Like fishes swimming in a fish tank. No I am not going to mention tackle, put that thought away! I actually think this one will catch on. Just think how much you would save on electric, you could use this as your daily bath. Just get out the soap and shampoo and you are well away. Just hope it stays nice and warm otherwise they may just catch more than a ball. I hear strange things happen when you sit too long in cold water!

Naked Pole Vaulting
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Naked pole Vault

Now in case you haven't noticed, I have given this guy a bit of dignity. Believe me, you wouldn't have wanted to see the original! Oh there are so many remarks I could make about this, grab the pole, run along and jump as high as you can. Just make sure for goodness sake that you grab the right pole! The mind boggles at the thought of making that mistake!

What I want to know is, what happens if you land in a wrong position? I mean, it could be really painful couldn't it? Enough said!

Naked Tennis

Who's for tennis?
Who's for tennis? | Source

The Wobbles of Wimbledon!

Long hot summer days, the sound of tennis balls on the court, strawberries and cream and oh, what's that? Look out Ethel it's a nekked man on the court! Now if Wimbledon was like this it would be packed out to the rafters! Game Set and Match, Fifteen Love and Deuce! I wonder if the Royals would sit through this?

To be fair, I think the guys would get away with it, but the ladies? Nah! Bit to much wobbling and bobbling! I can't see Andy Murray our British hope from Scotland doing it. He looks miserable at the best of times, let alone being asked to do a streak on centre court! But hey who knows? Maybe it will put a smile on his face!

So get out the chairs, lay the tablecloth on the ground and get yourself ready for the Wimbledon you have always wanted to see!

So, which one do you fancy taking on? I believe that naked Olympics should definitely make a comeback. Just think of the money you would save if you didn't have to buy all that kit! No shorts, no T shirts and definitely no socks. We could all afford to do this. I personally think that butt nekked trampolining would be best but hey ho that's just me.

Not a pretty sight though! So when you are sitting down watching those boring people race around the track, trying to beat their own records and thoroughly doing our heads in because they have taken off all the great programs on tv, just think, it could have been so much more interesting!

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      QudsiaP1 4 years ago

      Oh God Nell! You have left me absolutely amused and speechless! I do not know whether to laugh or cringe. Excellent yet again!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I had a hard time finishing the hub; I was laughing too hard at the wobbles and bobbles section. Great, great fun my friend! I'd pay to see these events....I'd pay double....oh hell, triple at least!

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Well this hub is a refreshing athletic treat. I'll need to read again on my computer since my phone doesn't do justice to your photos! I say bring back the naked Olympics...maybe even just wearing a fig leaf!:)

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      Augustine A Zavala 4 years ago from Texas

      I didn't see the naked ladies volleyball team. I can wait...

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi Qudsia, I tried to keep it decent, lol! I know the limits on here, but it did make me laugh when I was looking for photos! on a serious note its strange how we took it for granted thousands of years ago, and yet these days we are embarrassed by it, funny isn't it? thanks so much and nice to see you, nell

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi billy, yep me too! lol! I think the pole vault would be the most interesting though, don't you? lol! thanks as always billy, nell

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi linda, yes a fig leaf would be great, as long as the weather was calm! haha! glad you liked it, I just got so fed up with the Olympics, its driving me mad and it hasn't even started yet! thanks as always, nell

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi A.A. maybe if you go to the Olympics they may have a volleyball match that you will like? especially if its the nekked version! lol! thanks as always, nell

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      James Kenny 4 years ago from Birmingham, England

      Awesome Nell, absolutely awesome, couldn't stop laughing at the naked tennis bit hehehe...Then again, I find watching Andy Murray hard enough as it is, don't think I could standing seeing him au naturel! Great stuff. Voted up etc.

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      Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      So that's where "stark naked" came from! Awesome hub. Naked Olympics--what a concept. This was so entertaining from start to finish. Thank you for that!

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi JK, lol! can you imagine Andy Murray? Oh what a sight that would be! he is so miserable! Now if that had been John McEnroe then that would be funny! thanks so much, glad you liked it, cheers nell

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi Victoria, I wish they would bring it back, they would sell all the tickets then! haha! glad you liked it and thanks!

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      alocsin 4 years ago from Orange County, CA

      How racy and amusing, Nell. I imagine this would make Olympic tickets even harder to get. Voting this Up and Funny.

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      WillStarr 4 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      Leave it to Nell to overlook lady's sports!

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      Pollyannalana 4 years ago from US

      Oops, I thought the first one was Obama at first! Guess even another country couldn't get by with that...oh well, still a hoot. I sort of like naked tennis....

      Got you up and over.

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi alocsin, yes the tickets would fly wouldn't they? haha! thanks as always, nell

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Sorry Will, the photos of the ladies were a bit to racy! haha! I did try, honest! thanks for reading, cheers nell

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi Polly, lol! no I wouldn't have done that! the secret service would have been knocking on my door! you like naked tennis? you surprise me! haha! thanks as always Polly, cheers nell

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      Larry Fields 4 years ago from Northern California

      Wow, Nell! You've really outdone yourself. Talk about pushing the envelope!

      Like Will Starr and A.A. Zavala, I have a small quibble about gender balance. This was mostly about men's nekked olympic sporting events.

      How about women's nekked olympic softball? That would have some great possibilities.

      Here's what a sportscaster might say:

      "When the next batter stepped up to the plate, all of the male eyes were glued on the pitcher's mound."

      Or is that too far out in left field?

      Voted up, shared and more.

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi Larry, lol! thanks! I did try and find a few women photos but they were a bit to risque! so I stuck to the easy pics, thought I had better! lol!

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      Paula 4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Nell Rose.....I have tried for 10 minutes to contain myself and control my fits of laughter. YOU are an absolute HOOT, GF!!! What SHALL we do with you???

      This is the funniest stuff all month! I LOVE it! What I wouldn't give to hang out with you for a day....especially at the OLYMPICS!!

      I will say I am so relieved you are impeccable at putting your hubs together and have PERFECTED keyboarding. I would hate to have seen a TYPO in the sentence..."Sure, tackling each other to try and grab the... ball..... has got to be dangerous..." OH! shame on both of us??! lmao....

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      Linda Crampton 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      This is very entertaining and funny, Nell! The photos are great, too. Thanks for the amusement.

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      Augustine A Zavala 4 years ago from Texas

      For the record, I've heard that there is naked men and womens wrestling on the internet, but I don't know if it's Olympic style. Maybe Greco-Roman?

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      This is awesome Nell, I was cracking up with all the pictures and hilarious images going through my mind! I echo Bill's comment about paying to see this, hahaha LOl Great job Nell! :)

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      Lillian K. Staats 4 years ago from Wasilla, Alaska

      Just a HUGE uplift! Yo0u have the games in your own court!!! love yaz, lily

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      Rema T V 4 years ago from Chennai, India

      WOW Nell, I really did not know that you had such a good sense of humor. Fantastic hub. Kept me reading from top to bottom at one go. Lovely hub.

      You must have spent quite a bit of time getting appropriate pictures. Sharing it across to spread laughter among the hub community. Cheers, Rema

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      Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

      Nell, what a hoot! Well done on covering up their more delicate parts.

      Voted up etc.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      History says athletes who performed at the Olympics were always youth, who always competed nude, attracted spectators of many kinds. Married women were not allowed to enjoy this feast. Girls, however, were invited to ogle and fantasize about future husbands. Then wars were suspended, clothes were stripped off and wine was devoured in what was the pre modern equivalent of Woodstock, the Super Bowl and a suburban key party. Now, athletes depicting skimpy bikinis, exposing portion of their breast and buttocks is about glamor or soft porn to be precise.

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi effer, hee hee! typo me? lol! couldn't resist it! I was so fed up with the flippin' Olympics that I just wanted a different slant on it! I knew that they did it au natural back in the day, so I wondered what it would be like now! haha! I wish! perhaps it would generate a bit more interest! Over a million tickets haven't been sold! Mind you for 400 pounds, approx 700 dollars to watch the second rate games I am not surprised! thanks as always, and glad you had a laugh! lol!

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi Alicia, glad it made you laugh, and thanks as always, nell

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi A.A. not sure about that? probably is out there, in some countries it still takes place, and of course there is no stigma on the style of fighting, thanks!

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi josh, thanks! lol! couldn't resist it! now I can watch the stupid adverts for the Olympics with a smile on my face! haha!

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi lily, lol! glad it brought a smile, love ya back!

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi Rema, yes those pictures certainly made me laugh when looking for them, these were the least offensive? I think that's the word, but they just made me laugh! my friends call me the clown because I always make them laugh, not a choice I would have liked but hey! haha! thanks for reading, cheers nell

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi Jools, yes that took a bit of doing, couldn't get the hang of paint in gallery! haha! thanks as always, nell

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi Vinaya, yes just like Woodstock! lol! and yes on a serious note these days nudity is always seen like that. its a shame really because our bodies are the same as everyone elses and nothing to be ashamed off, thanks so much for reading, cheers nell

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      Christopher Antony Meade 4 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      That is such a good idea, I think I will contact the Olympic committee to ask them to adapt it for this years games. The athletes could be tattooed with the various logos.

      Good fun. Thanks Nell.

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Thats a great idea christopher! I did wonder where to put the logos! lol! thanks and glad you liked it, cheers nell

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      molometer 4 years ago

      Well Nell,

      after almost pmsl reading this brilliantly funny hub.

      I got to thinking. How about nekked ski jumping? it would be fun.

      The cool breeze blowing through the nether regions. Would be invigorating.

      I like your idea for nekked trampolining... excuse me while I 'crack up' again. lol

      All the buttons and sharing. Thanks Nell for this lovely rib tickler.

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      kikalina 4 years ago from Europe

      Hillarious! Ty!

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      My Minds Eye53 4 years ago from Tennessee

      Very funny! Didn't the Greeks also fight in the nude?

      Voted up and shared

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      b. Malin 4 years ago

      You NEVE cease to Amaze Nell, what a Totally Fun, Educational (Ha, Ha,) read. Who knew? And wouldn't you have LOVED to have been a Fly on the...WALL! My sister dates a Nudist, and he goes on Nude Ship Voyages...the Crew must need Glasses when they get home...All that EYE strain!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      very amusing piece, but in all seriousness, I did hear that the original games were done in the nude and no women allowed. try that today, and there would have been a lawsuit, eh?

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi molo, ski jumping?! haha! brilliant! now that would be cold! or maybe invigorating! yes the idea of the trampolining does appeal to me, I like watching people bounce, on the trampoline I mean! lol! thanks!

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Thanks kikalina!

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi My Minds, yes they were the ones that started it off, that's why I think they should bring it back! lol! how funny would that be? thanks so much, nell

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi b. your sister dates a Nudist? haha! oh my God nude ship voyages, I have never heard of that before! I suppose after a while it would feel normal, I would think anyway! lol! thanks as always, nell

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi avian, yes exactly! why should we miss out? lol! thanks for reading, cheers nell

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      Richard Ricky Hale 4 years ago from West Virginia

      Awesome article Nell. This would be interesting to say the least! It would make it much more enjoyable to watch then I must say:) It just gets so boring for me. I try to watch it, but I am easily bored. What can I say? This was clever Nell. Best wishes.

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi lyric, lol! yes I would definitely go to watch the Olympics if it was like this! its driving me insane! I will be glad when its all over and done with, over six years of hype is beginning to catch in my throat now! haha! thanks again, nell

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      This was hysterical! I can imagine CNN covering those Olympics! What woud the cameras zoom in on?

      "I hear strange things happen when you sit too long in cold water!" That one really cracked me up...not to mention the visuals in my mind.

      This was too funny and original as you always are!

      Voted up, funny, and interesting, yes, interesting!

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi tills, lol! I can just see the CNN crew screaming, they are all nekked! haha! thanks as always, nell

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      Beth Perry 4 years ago from Tennesee

      Sigh..oh damn, Nell, you have me reminiscing about my teens and all those delicious fancies I had back then involving Bjorn Borg getting Love in the buff. Shame on you!

      But amusing Hub, much "food" for thought. Thanks for posting!

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi beth, haha! love it! thanks for making me laugh as usual! cheers nell

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      Ruchira 4 years ago from United States

      seriously, Nell that existed? Wow, you enlightened me, my friend :)

      I dunno IF I would be able to see that kinda olympics 'cause my kid would be totally banned from seeing it and I would be not amused ;)

      voted up as interesting hub!

      Sharing it across

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi Ruchira, lol! yes it certainly did! that's how the Olympics started, yes that's true, not very good for the kids, thanks so much nell

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      prasetio30 4 years ago from malang-indonesia

      Very provoking title. I never know that the naked Olympic was existed. I can't imagine with the audience watch the naked show....hahaha. But this time they really sweating. Thanks for writing and share with us. Vote up!

      Prasetio

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      Sherri 4 years ago from Southeastern Pennsylvania

      What a treat! I'm OK with all the nekked Olympians being men, btw. LOL

      I love your spirit! I see that none of the advertising gods are allowing ads on your page. Ha! Obviously they, unlike the Greek Gods, have no sense of humor.

      "Just make sure for goodness sake that you grab the right pole!" I'm laughing so hard I could cry.

      Up and so, so funny. :)

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi Sally, lol! just thought I would go for the laugh for a change! haha! I didn't realise that the hub gods took my ads! oh pullease! oh well never mind, glad you thought it was funny, I enjoyed writing it, thanks nell

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      Dave McClure 4 years ago from Kyle, Scotland

      I think the weightlifting could prove the most revealing - full frontal with the whole body pressurised. Maybe not ;)

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi Paraglider, thanks for reading, haha! now theres a picture I can't get out of my mind! lol!

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      Dave McClure 4 years ago from Kyle, Scotland

      In fact I was watching the women's weightlifting this afternoon. Most of them looked like what we use to call "big sonsie lassies" you know, the farmer's lass, tough as boots, but still feminine. But the Russian woman - try as I might, I couldn't see her as anything but a man: features, hair-style, physique - Only your naked olympics could confirm. . .

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Lol! I know just what you mean! did you see the judo? there was one particular girl who would have frightened the life out of me in a dark alley! not saying who! shush! lol! lets just say the 'normal looking' girl beat her!

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      Liz Elias 4 years ago from Oakley, CA

      Oh, my! Laughing my (not so nekkid) butt off here! Pole vaulting--ouch! Baseball, maybe? Oh, watch out for that line drive! This was hilarious--brilliantly so!

      But, oh gosh--they couldn't put it on TV...they'd have so many censored blackout stripes that the entire screen would be blacked out..it would turn into a radio broadcast! What a bummer!

      Voted up, funny, and shared!

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi DzyM, lol! yes that's so true! I never thought of that! lol! thanks so much for reading, nell

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Nell what a great hub.. I love it... How did you find this out?.. I am amazed.

      lol

      debbie

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      lol! Thanks Deborah, I just couldn't resist it, what with all the Olympic hoo ha! it was fun to research! lol!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      This has to be my favorite. hub...I showed my husband ..he loves it too...Debbie

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Haha! I just wish the Olympics were still like this! sooo much more fun! thanks Deborah.

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      Suzanne Ridgeway 4 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

      Hi Nell,

      Oh wow, what a riot - Must say I missed out on the naked rugger bugger's in NZ when I was there!! What a shame! Would definitely pay triple to see Roger v Raffael in the naked Tennis!! Oh bring on the Naked Olympics I say!! Excellent hub, voted up, +++++ and shared!!!

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      Gordon Hamilton 4 years ago from Wishaw, Lanarkshire, United Kingdom

      Well - what an interesting concept, Nell. Actually, I think I may have heard before (years ago) that the Olympics was originally a naked event and forgotten about it. As things stand, I'm not a big Olympics fan but that could change... I would never have believed that women's beach volleyball could possibly be improved upon! :)

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi Suzie, lol! wouldn't it be great? that would be a day out for sure! mind you if it was tennis I was wondering where they rub the tennis ball! haha! thanks so much for reading, cheers nell

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi Gordon, lol! yes that volleyball would have been quite crowded! lol! the olympics did start like that, back in good old Greece, now I know why I love Greece! thanks for reading, nell

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      Mary Hyatt 4 years ago from Florida

      This was SO funny. My imagination just ran wild!

      I voted this Hub up and funny, I'll share tweet and try to pin, but I don't know which board I can pin it to: ha,ha. I have one "health and well being", would that do, suppose????

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      Rich 4 years ago from Kentucky

      Nell,

      How come only male athletes were pictured? lol I'd be looking forward to seeing a women's volleyball team here, or, even the Lady Godiva's of the day on horseback. But noooooo! Show the guys only! Bet the price of tickets would skyrocket!

      Great hub! Funny as they come. But, where are the girls? lol

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      Mazlan 4 years ago from Malaysia

      I didn't know that these games exist. Something that company like Nike will not endorse. No business opportunity for them; no clothing to sell except maybe shoes. Do they wear shoes?

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi greatstuff, not sure if you are being tongue in cheek? lol? no they don't exist it was a joke, and yes they do wear shoes! lol! thanks for reading, nell

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi richard, sorry! haha! I just thought womens wobbly bits were a bit too much to cover up on here! guys? easy peasy! lol! thanks for reading, or looking or.....!

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Hi mary, lol! that may do it! I just couldn't resist writing this one with all the hoo ha about the Olympics! I thought this might be more fun! lol! thanks so much for reading, nell

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      IOwn 4 years ago from My laptop in the UK

      Haha, funny Hub you have here Nell, I enjoyed it!

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Thanks IOwn, glad you liked it, nell

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