Web's Best Oscar Pistorius Jokes
The Oscar Pistorius trial has now ended, but saw plenty of media attention. The spotlight on Pistorius prior to the case was how he overcame disability with a successful running career. During the trial the focus changed to be squarely on his disability and how it may or may not have impacted his behavior the night of girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp's death.
Unattributed Oscar Pistorius Jokes
Without knowing all the details regarding the Pistorius trial , I am confident he's not going to walk.
I don't mind if my client goes to prison for 25 years, in South Africa 5 years later he will be president!
"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing. Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
Oscar Pistorius has said he won't be entering any further races. I think he has to worry more about different races entering him, once he's in prison.
Personally, if I was guarding Oscar Pistorious during the house arrest period of his sentence, I wouldn't drink much liquid before bedtime.
Oscar Pistorius' trial lasted twice as long as his relationship with Reeva Steenkamp!
- Disabled inmates in Oscar Pistorius prison speak out against poor treatment | World news | theguardi
Is Pistorious being shown preferential treatment by getting house arrest while other disabled criminals serve their time behind bars?
Should Oscar Pistorius receive longer jail time?
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