Batty Boat Names
Welcome to Batty Boat Names
We've got oodles of hilarious handles or hooks for your scow, sloop or schooner.
Why choose a boring boat name like "Susie Q", "The Great One", or "Paradise Lost" when you can choose a whack of wonderful words for your boat, bark, or motorized bathtub!
If you want some hilarious hydrotherapy or just a bit of merry maritime musing, then you've definitely landed on a very queer pier.
Image Credit: Illustration by Mattias Adolfsson postesd in pics.livejournal.com/s640x480.jpg
King Neptune lept out of the deep blue sea or maybe it was the pondering pool in his backyard - And asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up ...
And, come to think of it, if I had a ship, I'd probably call it the "Seasick Sloop", so there!
Image Credit: Vimrod cartoon by Lisa Swerling and Ralph Lazar - catriona-macregor.blogspot.com
HMS Piddleninton welcomed an eclectic group of passengers on its maiden voyage. - All of which raises the question, why are they making a mad dash to board thi
Because, those who hadn't taken the liberty of relieving themselves before boarding the vessel scurried with great haste towards the poop deck.
Surely that's what they call a powder room or a public place of ease?
Image Credit: Ronald Searle - "Deadeye Dick" posted in picturesfromanoldbook.blogspot. com/D_D-14
BEWARE OF SILLY SLOOPS
That little fact means there are more than a few funny folks out there who know that naming one's boat or bark is one way to leave one's mark on the silly sea of life.
Unfortuntely, there are some without either a funnybone or an interesting imagination. Hence, according to 808 Boat Names, which is why their delightful database is filled with nutty "no name" handles like:
-- (NO NAME)
-- Being renamed
-- Couldn't agree on a name.
-- Currently not named
-- First Step (until we find a better name)
-- Good ole what's her name
-- Has yet to be named
-- Have not named her yet
-- Haven't named it.
-- Looking for a name
-- Name not picked
-- New boat - no name yet
-- NO CURRENT NAME
-- No name
-- No Name (yet)
-- NO Name on the boat yet I am still thinking
-- No name yet
-- No name yet but open for ideas
-- Not named
-- Not Named as yet
-- Not named at this time.
-- Not named so far
-- Not named yet
-- Not named yet but thinking,,,
-- Not yet named
-- Still thinking about a name for boat
-- Still working on a name
-- To be named
-- To be renamed, as yet undecided
-- Unnamed as of yet
-- Unnamed at this time
-- Unnamed for now
What do you mean you've never seen a banana boat?
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Let's Hear It For Homer! - Or, any fool knows what do to when yer boat don't float...
"When the tides of life turn against you and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lie on your back and float, or fart."
A Word of Advice From the Better Boating Business Bureau
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Use those oars before I scream!
DO WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT - Wanted: One very musical moniker
Okay, so what would you call this weird wet one?
10 TOP BOAT NAMES FOR SAILBOATS
Frankly, I prefer a list that's bound to catch a few laughs, giggles, or guffaws! (Courtesy of coolboatnames.com)
-- Fish n' Chicks
-- Sin or Swim
-- Knotty Girl
-- Reel Trouble
-- Drippin Wet
-- Pier Pressure
-- Whopper Stopper
-- Knot Too Shabby
-- Going Seanile
-- Don't Even Ask
-- Linger Lounger
-- HMS Hot Lips
Naughty Nautical Name
Who says those crazy Canucks don't have a saucy sense of humor?
GOING BONKERS ON A BANNANA BOAT
CALLING ALL PIRATES POLL
What's the name of this potty pirate's man-o-war?
WHAT'S ANOTHER NAME FOR A SHIP OF FOOLS?
Well shiver my timbers and bless my toes, here goes:
-- Jokers & Jiggers
-- Seasick Souls
Okay smarty-pants...let's see if you can come up with something better!
Lovely Links for Landlubbers & Lollygaggers
- Catchy and Clever Nautical Names
This is for beginners in the boating naming business.
- Yuk Yuks from the Yachting World
Windbags and witty wordsmiths will love these!
- Ten Thousand Tweet Names for the Ebb & Flow Crowd
Wordlab has a rather fine list of unusual unnamed boats.
- Not-Your-Average Nautical Names List
How about "Above Bored", "Plum Dumb" or "The Crustacian Prince"?
- WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BATHTUB RACE
Why not participate in the annual World Championship Bathtub Race is held in July in Nanaimo, British Columbia?
PIER PRESSURE POLL
Noah loved all the animals...including the termite and the woodpecker. He just wasn't sure whether the latter landlubbers were a good fit on this voyage to Valhalla.
What should Noah have named his ark?
Santa ditched the reindeer, sleigh, and gifts - And decided to opt for boxers, babes and boating instead!
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HILARIOUS HOUSEBOAT HANDLES
-- Even houseboats need nifty names, and here are some suggested ones for these floating fantasies:
-- Above Board
-- Albatross Ahoy
-- At Loose Ends
-- Close Quarters!
-- Deep-Six Domesticity
-- Dungaree Den
-- Gripes & Grog
-- Gung Ho Galley
-- Holy Mackerel House
-- Hunky-Dory Houseboat
-- Inn the Drink
-- Not Mother-Hubbard's Cupboard
-- Martha Stewart Doesn't Live Here
-- Mind Your P's and Q's
-- In The Soup!
-- Anchor's Adrift
-- Awash By Gosh
-- Bilge Buddy
-- Booby Hatchers!
-- Buoys & Girls
-- Cat-O'-Nine Tails Cottage
-- Diva Jones Locker!
-- Don't Rock the Boat!
-- Fly By Night Hotel
-- Footloose & Fancy-Free
-- Gangplanks & Gauntlets
-- Hammock House
-- Happy Hatchway
-- Hard-Tack Homebody
-- Lubber's Lounge
-- Mae West Mansion
-- Neptune's Nook
-- No Room To Swing A Cat
-- No Great Shakes
-- Pipe Down!
-- Poop Deck Party Place
-- Porthole Palace
-- Sizzle & Scuttlebutt
-- Ship's Biscuit
-- Swashbuckler's Delight
-- Three Sheets to the Wind
-- Tidewater Temple
-- Touch & Go
-- Under The Weather
-- Waterlogged Wigwam
Image Credit: Houseboat - valgalart.blogspot.com
Nutty Navigation & Names
Are you looking for a slighty salty or salacious name for your schooner...and forget the "Sloop John B"!
Don't get your knickers twisted, Y-Knot take a peek!
For those who don't consider themselves a Smartypants Seabiscuit and need a little help to name their ark.
Fishy characters will love this one!
For the do-it-yourself person who wants to rock their own boat thank you very much!