He or She? Wicked Women's Jeans For Men
If you're the type of guy who likes to wear women's clothes but doesn't want anyone else noticing, then women's jeans are an excellent purchase. With the wide range of styles and cuts out there, and predominant fashion trends ranging from baggy 'gangster' pants to super skinny 'emo goth' tubes of doom, you can pretty much wear any kind of women's jeans you want and get away with it.
First up, a couple of popular and very 'feminine' styles of jeans which you may want to try.
Low riders are popular among women because they tend to be comfortable and sit under that little belly pooch that even runway models have. Men may find themselves attracted to this style of pants, but beware, there is very little room for anything in there, if you get my drift. The lower cut combined with the fact that the jeans are designed for women may mean that your junk ends up in close proximity to your trunk. This is more acceptable for some men than others.
Low riders are also suitable for men because they are designed to sit low on a woman's hips, they don't assume that there is a waist and hips to allow for, so you want get weird baggyness around your waist where your womanly hips would be if you were female.
Skinny Leg Jeans
These jeans really only look good on women who have legs kind of like guys anyway (those little skinny women, or teenagers who have yet to grow into their curves.) Men can wear women's skinny leg jeans without so much as a sideways glance, though once again, there may be very little room for your many bits and pieces in there, so wear them at your own risk.
Golf Punk Jeans
This is my first and only brand recommendation in this particular hub, and it's because I personally love golf punk jeans. They are cut in such a way as to flatter the female figure and they usually have a bit of room in them in which a man might be able to make himself comfortable. Many Golf Punk jeans also feature a button fly, a godsend if you happen to have one of those bodies that rejects zippers and sends your fly hurtling open at the slightest provocation.
Apparently Golf Punk isn't widely available outside Oceania, but Calvin Klein also makes incredibly comfortable jeans that look amazing too.
Feeling feminine can often be achieved with accessories. Match your ladies jeans with a shiny belt! Try sequins, cutesy motifs, whatever gets your tummy fluttering. Because so many rockers have made dressing up jeans an artform in itself, you are likely to get away with wearing a sexy girl's belt with your jeans, even if it happens to be a foot thick and covered in gold sequins and red love hearts.
Buy jeans with writing across the ass. It's just tacky.