10 Most Controversial Tattoos
1. Tattoo Of Baby Across Breast
I wonder what actually played in this lady's mind when she decided to tattoo a baby across her milkers. Is it that mother and child love that she so longed for and would want to keep that love so close to her bosom forever? Or does she believe that her boobs are life givers? Well, whatever she believes, no one can argue that this is not one cool tattoo. But in my personal view, i don't think she actually thought this one out properly. Babies are born young, fresh, and filled with life essence. I can assure you that after a couple years, those boobs will be looking like grandma's old flip flops and that young spunky baby she holds will look like spaghetti running down the side of your plate.
2. The LOL Swastika
I have no idea what is going on with this tattoo. But you can speculate about what this dude is up to when he morphs the LOL and Swastika tattoo here. My theory is that this guy is having a laugh at the fact that Hitler got his butt kicked in the world war. He may just be one God damn happy Nazi or a white supremacist with a sense of humor. Well, that could be the darker side of what he is actually saying because he could just be a guy who loves to LOL all day. Whatever the reason for this tattoo, one has to admit to it's uniqueness.
3. Tattoo On Teeth
When it comes on to our mouth, all we know about is mouth and teeth care. Toothpaste, flossing, whitening, mouthwash, fillings etc. But no one knew a day would come when teeth are now the focus of inking by tattooing images and words on them. As if some of us don't already suffer from halitosis and yellow teeth, now we have to deal with tattooed teeth. Maybe some of the teeth being tattooed probably needs to be tattooed white with mint flavored tattooed ink!
4. It's Raining Men Tattoo
First, let me say condolences to all who have suffered as a result of the devastation of the 9/11. But someone please tell this guy to have a heart. One can clearly see that the person thinks that people jumping from the burning buildings in 9/11 was something hysterical to him. In the tattoo people jump from what you could say, their death to another form of death. There was just no escape for the victims of 9/11. May their souls rest in peace. I am sure that many people will find this tattoo not only controversial but in many ways offensive.
5. Skeletal baby In Me
Maybe you have a clue what is going on here and can help me out a bit. The young lady portrays the skeletal remains of whats seems to be a baby probably inside her. Well, i will just go ahead with my speculations as to the meaning of this one. My theories are:
- That she probably lost her child during child birth and decided to tattoo something cynical to remind her of the one she loved.
- She was probably pregnant with twins and during delivery one died.
- She swallowed a whole baby and those are the digestive remains.
What are your thoughts?
6. Burning Church With Satan
Riddle: What type of water do you use to put out a church fire?
Answer: Holy Water!
Forgive my corny Church joke, but i just had to tilt that one in. This tattoo depicts a church set on fire and the devil at the root of the church with of course the witches pentagram. One can only assume that the tattoo holder believes that the church will be burnt to the ground and Lucifer the dark prince himself will be the one to bring it down. One could also speculate that the holder of this tattoo is a avid satanist and has nothing to do with Christ nor Allah for that matter. Then again, it could just be that it is the church of Lucifer and when you join you will be burning in hell for all eternity!
7. The Pinocchio Nose
The guy who did this tattoo is going to hell. Pinocchio, that sweet little wooden boy who was made by a dear old carpenter who desperately wanted a son, and Pinocchio desperately wanted to be a real little boy. Such a nice story and for it to be violated this way is just devastating. Sorry Pinocchio, you father would be so upset if he saw what they have done to you. So this guy thinks that when he lies to you or you lie o him, Pinocchio's nose will grow and give him some sort of satisfaction. I hope the nose curse is put in reverse in his situation! Sorry again Pinocchio.
8. Small People Rider
This guys tattoo is saying so many wrong things on so many different levels. I just hope that this height approval tattoo doesn't mean what i think it is and this guy is just simply a lover of midgets and will only date midget women. Or he could just be the permanent post at a theme park which measure kids to verify if it's OK to go on those rides. But in my opinion, i think he should get this tattoo erased immediately before someone thinks other wise and tries to erase him.
9. Racist Tattoo
There is no guessing, no speculating, no wondering about this controversial tattoo. He clearly spells what he is all about in it's entirety. Well, good luck to you sir with that dumb writing on your forehead. And if you are thinking about sending out any job applications, don't think corporate. I hear the KKK are hiring right now.
10. Zoyalty or Loyalty Face Tattoo
I would have sued, clobbered and cried. This tattoo is suppose to be Loyalty but looks more like Zoyalty. I am not sure what the tattoo artist drank that day or what was the young ladies reaction to him him/her when she got up and realized that she was not "Loyal" anymore. And one could ask the question, if the tattoo is suppose to be loyalty, who is she loyal too, did someone betray her loyalty why she chose to decorate her face with a fail?
Which Tattoo do you think is most controversial?
I always tell people that before they get a tattoo, they should think on it a couple days well and let it soak in for a while. Then if you really decide on getting that tattoo, whether it be an eye soar, controversial or otherwise, it's is your choice and you are in charge of your own actions and consequences which follow. So with that said, i hope you enjoyed my list of the 10 most controversial tattoos.
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