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55+ Worst Tattoos Ever!

Updated on July 22, 2015

Bad Tats

Anyone who even remotely knows me knows that I loathe tattoos (for reasons too numerous to explain in a hub). Don't get offended, it's not the person I dislike, just the art they decided to live the rest of their life with!

With that said, please judiciously view the following pictures of hideous tats. This article is NSFW, not for the faint of heart, and you may want to keep grandma or the kiddos away from the computer for a bit!

Wow....what can I say?
Wow....what can I say?
Yummy, let's take him home to meet dad!
Yummy, let's take him home to meet dad!
ICE ICE BABY!
ICE ICE BABY!
Insert DVD here...another example of why drinking and watching movies don't mix!
Insert DVD here...another example of why drinking and watching movies don't mix!
Can your tattoo artist actually draw??? Maybe you should ask before you go under the needle....
Can your tattoo artist actually draw??? Maybe you should ask before you go under the needle....
Here we have a lovely chest piece describing the owner’s prowess as a number-one dick sucka. I’m not sure if she needed to go through some kind of competition to be the winner of this accolade, but I’m glad I wasn’t a judge!
Here we have a lovely chest piece describing the owner’s prowess as a number-one dick sucka. I’m not sure if she needed to go through some kind of competition to be the winner of this accolade, but I’m glad I wasn’t a judge!
Give Arnold some love, girly-men!!
Give Arnold some love, girly-men!!
Would this count for SEO keywords???
Would this count for SEO keywords???
Now you see me... now you see me on my arm! It's like magic!
Now you see me... now you see me on my arm! It's like magic!
You didn't know Chewy was Italian? Shame on you!
You didn't know Chewy was Italian? Shame on you!
Come here and give granny a kiss!
Come here and give granny a kiss!
If you don't give her a kiss, monsters will eat ya!
If you don't give her a kiss, monsters will eat ya!
Does this tat make me look fat or....CREEPY????
Does this tat make me look fat or....CREEPY????
A permanent reminder to always check the spelling.
A permanent reminder to always check the spelling.
WTF.
WTF.
Don't get this tattoo if you plan to spend any time in prison!
Don't get this tattoo if you plan to spend any time in prison!
If you could describe yourself in three words, what would they be?
If you could describe yourself in three words, what would they be?
Again, make sure the tat artist isn't color blind and is actually an artist!
Again, make sure the tat artist isn't color blind and is actually an artist!
Another tat you don't want if you plan to visit prison.... you may be some guy's pussy with this one.
Another tat you don't want if you plan to visit prison.... you may be some guy's pussy with this one.
Have you met the guy with the sofa and recliner tat? No? Man, what are the odds you may become friends!
Have you met the guy with the sofa and recliner tat? No? Man, what are the odds you may become friends!
Connect my giraffe dots....and ring my bell!
Connect my giraffe dots....and ring my bell!
Blues Clues meets Marilyn Manson....
Blues Clues meets Marilyn Manson....
I think he forgot to ask the Wizard of Oz for a brain....
I think he forgot to ask the Wizard of Oz for a brain....
Do you think he has an identity crisis or is making up for something he lacks?
Do you think he has an identity crisis or is making up for something he lacks?
The hottest gift to give for Christmas, showing your friend you love him with his face tattooed on your ass! (How do you explain this to your girlfriend?)
The hottest gift to give for Christmas, showing your friend you love him with his face tattooed on your ass! (How do you explain this to your girlfriend?)
Hi, I'm here for the daycare position....
Hi, I'm here for the daycare position....
The mugshot was funny...until now.
The mugshot was funny...until now.
0% classy, 100% redneck.
0% classy, 100% redneck.
Just wow.
Just wow.
“Yeah, I'm looking to get a naked buck-toothed Indian straddling a corn dog. Yeah, a corn dog.”
“Yeah, I'm looking to get a naked buck-toothed Indian straddling a corn dog. Yeah, a corn dog.”
Is this Japanese for "I'm psychotic and need help"?
Is this Japanese for "I'm psychotic and need help"?
Why are guys so enamored with butts?
Why are guys so enamored with butts?
Don't look now, kids, but daddy has a gremlin coming out from his chest!
Don't look now, kids, but daddy has a gremlin coming out from his chest!
For some reason, I am no longer hungry.
For some reason, I am no longer hungry.
When I said I wanted it flame-broiled, that's not what I meant.
When I said I wanted it flame-broiled, that's not what I meant.
Want to super-size your order?
Want to super-size your order?
Another reason not to get tattooed when you are hungry.
Another reason not to get tattooed when you are hungry.
'Nuff said.
'Nuff said.
If I was Hulk Hogan, I'd sue and then make him go to Jenny Craig as part of the restitution.
If I was Hulk Hogan, I'd sue and then make him go to Jenny Craig as part of the restitution.
On every pedophile's wish list: A tat of a sweet child.
On every pedophile's wish list: A tat of a sweet child.
My, what big teeth you have!
My, what big teeth you have!
Do you want to see my stallion?
Do you want to see my stallion?
Another pussy picture! These are so angelic.
Another pussy picture! These are so angelic.
Pro-life anyone?
Pro-life anyone?
Is he calling himself that, or is he directing all his booty-calls to this region of his body?
Is he calling himself that, or is he directing all his booty-calls to this region of his body?
Cherries, anyone?
Cherries, anyone?
I've heard that tats like this get any girl hot and bothered.
I've heard that tats like this get any girl hot and bothered.
I'm watching you!
I'm watching you!
Nothing says white trash like this.
Nothing says white trash like this.
What every college student needs so they can sleep through class.
What every college student needs so they can sleep through class.
Remember the plastic chair guy? Here's his friend!
Remember the plastic chair guy? Here's his friend!
Taz and a unicorn go together like peanut butter and tuna fish.
Taz and a unicorn go together like peanut butter and tuna fish.
One for the foot fetish folks....
One for the foot fetish folks....
He's single, ladies.
He's single, ladies.
Again with Taz! The badass of 90s tats.
Again with Taz! The badass of 90s tats.

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      Johnb638 2 years ago

      I would definitely not recommend these as ways to break the ice however. eefdddeefgdc

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      The Real Mike Oka 2 years ago

      Pippy Langstrumpf was the original name, from Sweden (it is a Swedish written story). The American translation came to Longstocking. So you're article is hilarious, but your snark on that one tattoo is off.

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      Max 2 years ago

      the worst tattoer in the world is here

      https://plus.google.com/105048601510015466444/post...

      go discover his creepy work an don't forget to post comments

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      shawn 2 years ago

      most of these comments are dumber then the tats

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      Comment.. 3 years ago

      Just a comment to comment:

      Pippy Langstrum? Last Time I Checked Her Last Name Was Longstocking??? And She Didn't Look Like She Was Possessed Staring at Ink Blots?

      thats's her Swedish name, Longstocking is English, not that it makes the tattoo any less awfull.. :D

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      Bobtatts 3 years ago

      Worst tattoos i have ever seen are done by a guy i went to a while back in brisbane he went by the name Matty tattoist i am a woman and i have never met such a big sleeze bag in my life the whole time i thought he was gonna try and touch me inapropriatly my friend had the same problem to i hope nobody has to deal with this guy as his work has all fallen out and was told by my new tattoo artist he shouldn't be tattooing!!

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      Nick 3 years ago

      Jeez some of these are bad. But While alot of these tattoos are horrible you have to remember that this is their personal choice, not any of yours. And for those of you saying omg why would someone tattoo their whole body? Why make themselves look ugly on purpose? Well it's not ugly. You may not like it, but I can tell you that old lady is probably one of the most interesting people to talk to. And a badass. I would like to see some of the people that commented on this go through what she did. It's art, it's personal, it's a way if life. For those of you that are ignorant enough to say that's just plain ugly need to pull your heads out of your asses, keep your mouth shut, and go back to your simple minded lives.

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      spsbhmb 4 years ago

      1. If you want to make fun of someone for being dumb, stupid, moronic, etc, then you should probably do a spell check and maybe even a grammar check.

      2. I agree that some of the tattoos are silly, but who are you to judge? I mean of course Freedom of speech and all.

      3. It was an Irish flag and the "tramp stamp" was making fun of other tattoos.

      4. I am done.

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      :) 4 years ago

      ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

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      Petra 4 years ago

      no her name is Pippi Långstrump, because she is swedish!!

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      Ganeshan Nadarajan 4 years ago

      The tattoos are worse!

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      Tattoo Vanish 4 years ago

      I can get them off...check out tattoovanish.com. I can help all of you!!!

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      Ben 4 years ago

      Where is Ice Cool at nowadays? I'd like to do a story on him, world-record stupidity is always of interest.

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      trampstamp 4 years ago

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      pjetho 4 years ago

      you have no idea about tattoos, this list would be done equally bad by monkey

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      taylot 4 years ago

      The tats are discussic. I hats them

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      Mitch 4 years ago

      At least 4 of these are famous and actually make money because of their tattoos.

      Zombie Boy is the second one with the skeleton face. He's actually modeling for Italian fashion designers now. With all his tattoos showing.

      The grandma, I can't remember her name. But she's huge in the tattoo community and gets invited to a lot of events.

      Two of the other guys are up there in the community too.

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      sylathis 4 years ago

      I don't mind tats, I have few myself. There were a few dumb ones on here though. My fav was the guy who had the face on the back of his head and his hair was a 'stash. Awsome

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      ram 4 years ago

      that japanesse stuff.........how could they think like that?????

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      gandalf 4 years ago

      the skull face is not make up. google it guys. he's legit.

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      lara 4 years ago

      The one with chewbaca on the flag is Irish, not Italian

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Interesting in general, problem with making witty comments is talking about things you know nothing about.

      Not everything was made in america, Pippi Långstrump is from Sweden, The literal translation is 'Bird Long-socks'.

      From there they obviously left the Noun alone (her name) and translated the adjective better, resulting in Pippi Longstocking.

      I also love how you people say Göteborg. It's too hard to say for y'all, so to make sure people dont try, fail, and feel bad its even spelled wrong on maps for you.

      I guess you'll know it better as Gothenburg...

      Go ahead, try looking up Göteborg on google maps...

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      Tammy 4 years ago

      I didn't know you could get cans of pizza!!

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      Homeboy 5 years ago

      Not feeling too good at the moment due to relationship issues,so i needed some cheering up ,my goodness i have just spent the last ten minutes roaring with laughter

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      Homeboy 5 years ago

      I have just come out of a relationship ,and have been in need of some serious cheering up,my goodness i have just rolled around the floor with laughter

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      amr_ahmed35530@yahoo.com 5 years ago

      they are ll mad mad mad mad

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      dewbs 5 years ago

      i'm glad these people have them. it makes it easier to spot dumbasses by what kind of shit they have scratched on their bodies. they're a joke as soon as they walk out their doors and they're going to live the rest of their lives being laughed at. they deserve it.

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      Penny 5 years ago

      The My Little Ponies are well done and adorable. I personally prefer tattoos that symbolize things that always have, and always will, be meaningful to me. Mine represent my hometown, religious faith, "inner child", and love of cats. I have never regretted a single one for a moment (and I'm forty). I think a few of the tattoos here are clever (e.g. the connect-the-dots giraffe). I wonder about any regrets the clients might have now; I suspect some of them are perfectly happy with their choices. Personal tastes really vary!

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      Millsy 5 years ago

      I have to agree that all of those tattoos were actually rather stupid! i see nothing wrong with having a tattoo as i have 2 myself but some people just don't know when to quite destroying there body!

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      christie janse van rensburg 5 years ago

      totally just stupit people !!!

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      Henrik 5 years ago

      I agree with the other swedes here. You suck. And not in the good way. ;-) Pippi Långstrump is perfectly written.

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      sarah 5 years ago

      really mature to also make fun of some of them for being fat. what has that got to do with the tattoos they have? grow up.

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      Neverheat 5 years ago

      Pippi Långstrump is her original name, but that picture does look horrible :D

      Nice collection!

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      Roman 5 years ago

      Hate to see so many young people getting "inked up", then realizing later on that many employers will not hire them depending on location of their tattoo. 30 years later they will look like a wrinkled up newspaper.

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      T123 5 years ago

      People who conspicuously display tattoos are clearly making a public statement. Fine, that's their right. But then the public that has to view this stuff is equally entitled to express their reaction to this public statement. That said, this shit is painfully hideous.

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      MandaPanda 5 years ago

      I personally love tattoos, but I think you should be careful.about what will be permanent on your body. I have five and they're tasteful, and mean something to me.

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      devilman1982 5 years ago

      You people are the dumb ones commenting on other peoples free rights. Ok most of these tattoo's are terrible but you've shown your apparent lack of intellect ( chewy isn't Italian because that's an irish flag, Pippi langstrump the text isn't English the whole world arnt English speakers and the "join the dots tattoo" is pretty clever) I work in a tattoo parlour and not all tattoos are this bad so close your mouth and open your mind. Rory C

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      Phil N. DeBlanc 5 years ago

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      tat2gurl81 5 years ago

      How is it that there are so many people out there who like to post their own opinion about what others should or shouldn't do, what is right, what is wrong, blah blah blah....YET at the very same time they can not even spell their thoughts &/or feelings correctly!? NOW THAT DESERVES A BIG OL WTF!!!! Lol dumbasses

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      prkl 5 years ago

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      Gerald 5 years ago

      Permanent

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      annon 5 years ago

      While I agree some of them, well. Were hmmm. Out there. To jump the level you guys are on hating tattoos on a whole is absurd. Its not your body or "temple". Whatever you people believe. I'm covered in tattoos, and wouldn't change it for anything. You people are as immature as my 5 year old daughter, sad the world we live in, where people can't make their own choices without people like you. Hope the douche bag comment guy know how to take a foot up the ass.

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      The BurgerGeneral. 5 years ago

      1.The lady with the "MY LITTLE PONY" Tattoo is...well...a lady.

      2. The baby skeleton picture looks to be an x-ray of a child in her womb.

      3. The walkin tattoo is actually a version where the artist turned him into a zombie

      4. That "Monster" is Smeagol

      5. I like a lot of these tattoos. Alien, pacman, hell even that evil burger is kind of is alright.I know some are silly or badly done but some of these are really cool. If they aren't, that's also none of our business.

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      Genest 5 years ago

      the guy in the second pic...with the tattoo of the skeleton on his face - he is famous runway model :)

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      Jay 5 years ago

      Who are you people to judge others tattoos? Don't look down on people because of the tattoos they get, you don't even know them. I bet all of you see yourselves as non-judgmental and totally don't judge a book by its cover.

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      Kristina 5 years ago

      Actually, it is pippi laungstrump in Swedish, which is where the movie was filmed and created

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      Josefin Bellini 5 years ago

      Pippi Långstrump is the Swedish name of Pippi Longstocking. Astrid Lindgren (who wrote the book) is from Sweden. I know this cuz I'm swedish =)

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      blahblahblah 5 years ago

      Just FYI, the flag on the chewy tattoo isn't the Italian... it's the Irish one!

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      CH 5 years ago

      On the tattoo where you commented "does this tat make me look fat or....CREEPY????", I find it funny that you point out the creepiness, but not the use of the wrong your/you're.

      On the Brandon Lee tattoo, people do actually tattoo in memory of people that are important to them. Your lack of understanding doesn't warrant a "WTF."

      On the tattoo where you commented "if you could dscribe yourself in three words, what would they be??", Daughter, Country, Star Wars. Four words. Learn to count.

      "again, make sure the tat artist isn't color blind and is actually an ARTIST!!" People often manipulate or change the traditional colors of things to accommodate the design or representation that they're looking for. Part of what makes it art is the ability to do this.

      The connect the giraffe dot tattoo is actually pretty creative.

      "kids...don't look now, but daddy has a gremlin coming out from his chest..." It's an alien, from the Alien movies. All that shows is that said person is a particularly intense Alien fan.

      "this was on every pedophile's wish list....a tat of a sweet child..." It's most likely a relative of his. Again, people do tattoos (in this case, a portrait tattoo) of those they love in memory or celebration.

      "pro-life anyone?" It's most likely representing a baby that the person lost. People often do less drastic tattoos of hand prints or tiny foot prints for the same reason.

      "is he calling himself that? or is he directing all his booty-calls to this region of his body?" It's a literal twist on the concept of a tramp stamp. It's a stupid tattoo, but a simple concept.

      You are impressively disrespectful, particularly to those in the pictures who have actual meaning in their tattoos. Your lack of ability to see past the ink is just pathetic. You criticize and belittle them just because you don't understand. You're not making any point by posting this, outside of your lack of intelligence.

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      pipipi 5 years ago

      dumb

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      Sofia  5 years ago

      FYI! Pippi Longstocking is Swedish (so am I) and her real name is Pippi Långstrump! :)

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      misha 5 years ago

      the girl with the swallows or my little ponies i think are ok! the worst by a mile is the one what looks like loads of vaginas...WHY?

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      BAMA 5 years ago

      WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THESE PEOPLE TAKING!!! THAT IS SO VERY SICK!!

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      kims3003 6 years ago

      Very well done hub! Quite impressive! Nice work! Glad I came across your work! Look forward to looking at more.

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      kay 6 years ago

      they are rough ... how can anyone want to get something like that done ........ ;)

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      Mechanical PE 6 years ago

      Some people just don't think before they make decisions...

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      huff 6 years ago

      yeah there shite but if they like em, why do you care enough to make a whole website slatin em, freedom of expression an all that.

      think you may well need a life mate

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      huff 6 years ago

      yeah there shite but if they like em, why do you care enough to make a whole website slatin em, freedom of expression an all that.

      think you may well need a life mate

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      Wilko 6 years ago

      That's an Ireland flag not Italy :l

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      released bearing 6 years ago

      some are very distastefull others very unique.I guess its their bodies and their god given right to express themselves the way they feel suited.I would rather sit next to a 60 year old fully tattood granny,than sit next to a well dressed serial rapest and murderer.these people are expresing themselves.its frownd upon but so what.who cares....I dont.

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      Lance 6 years ago

      farkin hell

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      Isys 6 years ago

      pipi "langstrompf" is GERMAN u idiot! english isn't the only language out there!

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      Hola Hola ! 6 years ago

      NO mames Guey!

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      morgan faith 6 years ago

      eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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      martin c 6 years ago

      ha why?????

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      Ashley 6 years ago

      The Sally tattoo was pretty decent compared to the rest. I liked the Hello Kitty one. But not on him

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      nommington 6 years ago

      pretty horribleeee, dno why u would wnt these printed all ova ya.

      what ya guna say 2 ur grandkids?!!?!?!?!!

      p.s america is number one best country, whoop.

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      annie 6 years ago

      people said earlier that the second man was simply makeup;

      this is not true, he lives in montreal and is battling brain cancer. his entire body is tattooed as a skeleton.

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      random 6 years ago

      Pippi longstocking is called Pippi Långstrump in Swedish. And the story is by a swedish author. Therefore the tattoo is correct.

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      Jojo 6 years ago

      Ew why would people tattoo their whole body? Especiay with these hideous tattoos.

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      Samantha 6 years ago

      Some are alright but most are ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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      Zee Beast 6 years ago

      I totally agree w/ all of you! I mean, who'd be crazy enough to get tats all over their body, a wrongly spelled grim reaper tat, or one of the worst, some loser w/ HELLO KITTY tatooed on his forehead!

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      ruby 6 years ago

      http://www.ec4tattooart.net Ingrid De Quint in Antwerpen de eerste tattoo-school van Europa.

      she need to go in the prison

      somebody need to take this lady to the courthouse

      fake tattoo artist

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      calipo  6 years ago

      http://www.ec4tattooart.net In oktober opende Ingrid De Quint in Antwerpen de eerste tattoo-school van Europa. Met levende modellen

      De Quint IngridDeze mevrouw heeft een tattoo school in belgie.

      maar liegt over een de antal jaren ervaring die zei heeft

      op haar nieuwe website staat meer dan 15 jaar

      en dat is echt boelshit.

      want ik ken de mensen waar zei het heeft geleerd en dat was zo,n

      drie jaar geleden.

      Deze vrouw kan mag een school openen terwijl haar eigen tattoot,s

      er niet uit zien .

      vraag maar om haar foto van haar werk ,

      zit een groten kans in dat ze het niet laat zien aan je

      zei heeft een student van haar een tattoo (ee schaar)laten zetten bij iemand in zijn nek.

      het ziet er gewoon echt niet uit .

      hoe kan je nou als docent iemand die bijna geen ervaring heb een tattoo bij

      iemand in de nek laten doen???.

      ik was op haar website en dan schrijft zei in een artikel:

      Volgens Ingrid was het beginnen van een erkende school voor tattoo een erg belangrijke en noodzakelijke stap om de kwaliteit in Europa te behouden.

      tewijl ze zelf alleen paar weken in thailand is geweest en een paar weken

      in amerika.

      en volgens mij als ze de kwaltiteit in europa wil behouden

      zal ze dan niet eerst zelf over bepaalden kwaliteiten moeten beschikken.

      dit is gewoon pure geld kloppenrij.

      sorry moest even me ei kwijt.

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      Samantha  6 years ago

      HAHA those just made my day that's halarius but the one on the chicks stomach with the baby is really cute im gonna get that after i have a baby

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      kaasbull 6 years ago

      http://www.ec4tattooart.net In oktober opende Ingrid De Quint in Antwerpen de eerste tattoo-school van Europa. Met levende modellen

      De Quint IngridDeze mevrouw heeft een tattoo school in belgie.

      maar liegt over een de antal jaren ervaring die zei heeft

      op haar nieuwe website staat meer dan 15 jaar

      en dat is echt boelshit.

      want ik ken de mensen waar zei het heeft geleerd en dat was zo,n

      drie jaar geleden.

      Deze vrouw kan mag een school openen terwijl haar eigen tattoot,s

      er niet uit zien .

      vraag maar om haar foto van haar werk ,

      zit een groten kans in dat ze het niet laat zien aan je

      zei heeft een student van haar een tattoo (ee schaar)laten zetten bij iemand in zijn nek.

      het ziet er gewoon echt niet uit .

      hoe kan je nou als docent iemand die bijna geen ervaring heb een tattoo bij

      iemand in de nek laten doen???.

      ik was op haar website en dan schrijft zei in een artikel:

      Volgens Ingrid was het beginnen van een erkende school voor tattoo een erg belangrijke en noodzakelijke stap om de kwaliteit in Europa te behouden.

      tewijl ze zelf alleen paar weken in thailand is geweest en een paar weken

      in amerika.

      en volgens mij als ze de kwaltiteit in europa wil behouden

      zal ze dan niet eerst zelf over bepaalden kwaliteiten moeten beschikken.

      dit is gewoon pure geld kloppenrij.

      sorry moest even me ei kwijt.

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      ellesar 6 years ago

      some of these tattoos are done to a high professional standard, and some are just terrible in subject matter and execution. It is a shame that so few recognise that there is a difference. Some are really odd and some grotesque, but if it is a highly professional piece people should be able to admire the work, if not the subject. It is like any art form - The Scream may not be a painting that appeals to everyone, or Picasso's style, or Banksy's unconventional approach, but who is going to say it is rubbish

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      Marcus 6 years ago

      These Ppl Are Alll Losers.

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      John 6 years ago

      Quote - Asherkade

      "it's good to educated the public...."

      Something you clearly know very little about!

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      Holli 6 years ago

      Why is everyone swearing? Can't you just say Oh these are all kinda strange instead of writing 70 lines with 16 swear words in each sentence? I DON'T GET IT!!!!!

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      Gisele 6 years ago

      EWHHHH!!!!

      I Just threw up in my mouth xD

      jk but the foot on isn't that badd

      and some of them are really funny [x

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      Holli (again!) 6 years ago

      Although I LUV my tattoo because it's not really big in fact it's quite small and it reflects what I think is right in the world.

      Thanks for reading my comment! I LUV SCOTLAND!!! xxx

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      Holli 6 years ago

      Me again! I just want to say although I said the one about the baby was strange, it was her choice to get it done, it's anyones choice to get tattoos done, weird or not and we should all respect that (although a lot of them are a bit nutty)

      P.S I have one tattoo of the PEACE sign on my right wrist in black, I'm 19 so I'll probably regret

      it when I'm like 70 though! LOL! I LUV SCOTLAND! xxx

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      Holli 6 years ago

      The one on the girls stomach of the Xray baby is quite strange

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      Max 6 years ago

      Ok, so I hope the face tattoos are really just painted on. If not, it could be that these guys are suicidal.

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      thom 6 years ago

      Pippi Långstrump is the original Swedish name of Pippi Longstocking. it still looks bad but the name is technically right. she might be from,...Sweden. On other notes. I have two tats and one of them wasn't thought out but it isn't ridiculous like these but i've seen worse than this.

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      kass 6 years ago

      scratching poor tattoo school antwerp

      The Education Center For Tattoo art, was founded in 2009 by Ingrid De Quint, who has been a professional tattooist for over ten years. Since begining with the courses, the center has won acclaim from it's many students and press alike, training many looking to learn tattoing into successful tattooists, who have gone on to set up their own tattoo studios.

      Owner and teacher

      at the school:

      Ingrid De Quint Being the first recognised center for tattoo training in Europe, Ingrid says that her school takes an important and neccesary step in continuing to raise the profile and quality of the tattoo industry in Europe

      "The most important thing for me, is that my students leave the courses with a good understanding of all the steps neccesary to succeed as a professsional tattooist. From the big things such as how to keep the equiptment clean and functioning and how to create a good looking tattoo, to the smaller things such as protecting yourself and the client from fatigue, and how to make your mark as a tattooist once you leave the course."

      Whilst the school itself is based in East Flanders (Belgium), Ingrid is fluent in both Dutch and English and is also able to communicate at a more basic level in French. Students from all over the world are welcome to train at the center, and if you mail us, Ingrid will be happy to talk to you in more detail about accomodation and travel.

      she lie she take 2 years agon a couple tattoo cours and open the tattoo school

      without any expirience,what a shame over 10 years of expirience hahahahhahahahahahhaha

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      scratch tattoo school 6 years ago

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      pony 6 years ago

      http://www.ec4tattooart.net

      now she shut down the student gallery

      ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i think she take a closer look

      and probly she schock

      scratch scratch at the tattoo school antwerpen

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      williams 6 years ago

      hahahahahah everybody have to look at this hahhhhhhhhh

      what a shame

      you can see she is not a teacher

      is incredible peoples pay for to learn haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

      this is so funny

      dont know howe to do tattoos and open a tattooschool

      the world is crazy

      tattooschool antwerp is great place to learn scratch

      and pay big money for this ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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      cris 6 years ago

      hi andy

      i think somebody have to shot you

      your mouth is to big and your brain to small

      this tattoo school in antwerpen is the worst i have seen

      the owner is not an artist an teach peoples

      look and open your eyes.the designs ok

      the artwork real shit.scratch poor like a poor teacher

      this is only for the money

      regards cris

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      Andy 6 years ago

      most of them are pretty bad but there is a Guy Aitchison piece in here.....just because it's a scary or ugly concept for a tat doesn't mean it's not well done. The person who wrote the captions for this should be dragged out to the street and shot for being so simple minded.

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      cris 6 years ago

      my english also not the best.i hope this will not be again a problem for you

      hardy is right not you

      in my country we speak every city have his clown

      you the clown MR.ANON in your city and in this forum

      try to read pippi and you will be happy

      best regards

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      Anon 6 years ago

      What a disturbing display of small minded idiocy. This article I mean, not the tattoos. Some of these are cool, some of them are a bit odd, but what's it to you? It's entirely up to an individual what they decide to put on their body. Why should they have to conform to what you or anyone else deems 'normal'?

      Personally I think it's a bit odd that you imply people with tattoos of children are pedophiles, and that you assume something written in a foreign language is wrong (re. Pippi Langstrum comment), but then - who am I to judge?

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      TheLoser 6 years ago

      I used to hate tattoos. Till now. This is comedy gold.

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      hardy 6 years ago

      warning for all

      http://www.ec4tattooart.net

      the first tattoo school in antwerp

      run by a non tattoo artist female

      take a look for the prices and what she teach hahhahahahhahahahahahahahah

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      learn spelling games 6 years ago

      I didn't see so much stupidity in one place since.. ever. Hilarious page, I had a good laugh.

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      Jeremy 6 years ago

      Actually it *is* Pippi Långstrump. Pippi Longstockings is just the english name for a Swedish character - so it's far more correct to say Pippi Långstrump.

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      Righty 6 years ago

      You didn't even know that Pippi Longstocking's name is originally Pippi Långstrump? She's Swedish...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking

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      Teulu 6 years ago

      Um... get over yourselves

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      Ryno  6 years ago

      The dick Sucka one and Mr Cool Ice do it for me. A Great tattooed guy that is not on here is the Mr. Curly guy. http://thethreestooges.wordpress.com/2009/02/11/da...

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      Coolzine 6 years ago

      People are able to do anything with their bodys :D , that fact is amaizing.But , who are we to judge ?

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      Dei 6 years ago

      Hmmmmm...People will do crazy things for attention

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      anthony 6 years ago

      i'm sure someone has seen this.. but the 13th tattoo down... with the grim reaper on the guy's back. Is supposed to read "You're Mine" not "your mine". spelling error on a tattoo.... probably should have checked that

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      Coni 6 years ago

      YIKES!!!!!

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      kenni 6 years ago

      I think everyone expresses things deifferently. I dont want to be judged, so i dont judge .....to each his own

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      La_Gatita 6 years ago

      Some of the tatoos weren't exactly done well, but that's just my opinion. I think that if someone has the guts to get a tatoo knowing that it will last the rest of their life-more power to them. I already have 1 and plan on getting at least 3 more. No judgement is allowed on my part, its not my body so its not my problem.

      -LG

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      KannibalKim 6 years ago

      the only tat i liked was the dead fetal one on the stomach. pretty badass

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      tattedchick 6 years ago

      I say if you want it get it, who cares what others think. I love tattoos. I think it's your choice if you want them or if you would rather not. :)

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      Ronni 6 years ago

      The guy with tramp on his back is mocking a "tramp stamp" which is a tattoo on the lower back, so he got a tattoo of a "tramp" stamp. Get it? Moron.

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      dunnit 6 years ago

      Some were just horrible.. those tattoo artists should be let go for the crap they put on bodies. However, some of these were very well done! I particularly like the my little pony work done on that woman's back.

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      charlotte 6 years ago

      why would you plan to visit prison? =/

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      Mr.mister 6 years ago

      hmm coming from someone who's grown up in a smaller town with less Crackpots are you sure these are even legal?

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      amberlybites 6 years ago from Texas

      oh dear...the true idiots are the lame-brains leaving ignorant comments full of misspellings...as well as the snobby brats who were so full of shock, disgust, and judgement. get over yourself, people. OF COURSE, most of the photos were totally off the wall and just a couple made me giggle. however, the original imbecile who posted his "witty" one liners as captions has absolutely no business trying to be funny.

      p.s. @ Elle: as far as the "masturbating"- i think you're mistaking the femur for a fetus penis. i guess it's forever a mystery. what is very clear however, is how dirty your mind is.

      that's all.

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      Makaki 6 years ago

      "pro-life anyone?" is not that bad comparing to others :P

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      mommy0f2angels 6 years ago from Independence

      LOL! All of these cracked me up!

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      design a house 6 years ago from Seattle, WA

      OMG! Some of these are just so bad, I can't actually believe that someone went and said "Yeah, I'd like that tattooed on my body permanently."

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      Elle 6 years ago

      am i the only one who realizes what the fetus tattoo has the baby doing?...loot at what its hand is doing and what it's grabbing onto...

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      rachel 6 years ago

      so so funny really cheered me up!!! thanks a million

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      Noirs 6 years ago

      I have to say something about "Pippy Langstrum" -tattoo.

      Its spelled correct at the tattoo. Actually in tattoo its spelled Pippi Långstrump, and its original name to Pippi.

      Långstrump its swedish - like Pippi.

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      ugh7 6 years ago

      I found all of these amusing... I love it! What bothered me is people getting pissed off about it though. I believe the low lifes are actually the ones that have to go out of their way to comment on a dumb site about people they don't even know! hahaha. Like me right now haha. I just felt the need to say… SO PATHETIC. Their skin, their money, and their life! NOT YOURS. I'm pretty sure no one cares what you think anyway. I find it funny. No of course I would never get anything remotely close to these done myself haha, but I am not going to bash people who do. I take a little more pride in myself than to do that. I have more of a life than to care what is on other people’s god damn bodies. Go get a life and turn around and look in the mirror at the self conscious being you know you are. You know what I get from this actually is people are creative… and these are people who just don’t care. Good for them. Be happy in life. I love how different people are. I believe for every time you talk bad about someone else there is always twice as many thinking and talking shit about you. Well… I’m happy. Now I have lowered myself to everyone's level...

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      youguyssick 6 years ago

      You guys are all ignorant assholes. Stop making fun of people because of what they choose to get for tattoos, that's fucking pathetic. You're comments are about as idiotic as high school girls bitching about their hair streaks and boyfriends. If someone wants to get a stupid tattoo you have no right pissing on them because of it. Grow up, children. Please.

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      Alessa 6 years ago

      Almost threw up O_O

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      Not-Bob 6 years ago

      That's the Irish flag, numbskull.

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      Laugh people! 6 years ago

      I do like a few of them, it's all about self-expression. Don't take yourself to seriously, no one else does.

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      Wayne 6 years ago

      I'm proud to have NO tattoos!!

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      chilled 7 years ago

      i personally love tattoo's. I have 6 of them i think they add to your character if chosen correctly and yes majority of these on here will be definitely regretted or maybe............these people don't think they will live long enough or perhaps choose not to care like i said earlier says alot of your character what u choose to have representing yourself under your skin

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      Lauren Hall 7 years ago

      People have a right to their own opinion if they want a hot dog tattood on their butt they can get one, everyone has their own free will... so just suck it up

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      Stu 7 years ago

      Any Arsenal FC fans? Check the best (worse) AFC tattoo ever http://www.ratemyink.com/?action=ssp&pid=10938...

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      shaniqua 7 years ago

      the best artwork i have seen in a long time!

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      SFK 7 years ago

      some of them are pretty cool.haha

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      Nate 7 years ago

      I AM EXTREMLY DISAPOINTED IN THESE PEOPLE. VERY VERY DISAPOINTED

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      chris c. 7 years ago

      yes, these are all horrible, but where is "mr cool ice"???

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      amie50 7 years ago

      oh my god...it pains just looking at these photos...especially the granny one...ugh...

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      Tiffany 7 years ago

      Although I agree these tattoos are terrifying and hilarious, and have laughed my arse off!

      Don't let this write off tattoos for good.

      I spent a year designing mine and found an amazing artist to work free hand. Good rule is if they have hundreds of tattoo books to copy from walk away!!!! They wont be an artist!!! Look at there work, not a photo book, that could be from anywhere!!!

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      Melissa 7 years ago

      The flag on the Chewbacca one is the Irish flag not Italian.. Either way.. Still confusing..

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      Frosty 7 years ago

      It's Pippi Långstrump, dumbass. Just because it was translated for Americans doesn't mean that her name permanently changes to Longstocking. Try our friend google next time.

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      stangry 7 years ago

      haha, awesome..most of these tattoos are terrible but there were a few cool ideas, like the "connect the dots" one and the dead fetus as if seen through x-ray, desterbing but really nicely done. most of these people and the tattoo "butchers" who created these crimes give tattoo culture a bad name

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      Evan 7 years ago

      discusting

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      Rubi 7 years ago

      The one with the naked indian hugging the corndog cracked me up...how do they come up with this crap and why would they want it on their body?

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      steve 7 years ago

      YOUR MINE

      I can't spell and neither can my tattooerist

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      Craftsmith 7 years ago from India

      Gross !! where did u get these images from.....and brilliant one liners. I was in splits at moments !!

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      dude 7 years ago

      some of those are the ugliest most disturbing horrifing imagis thats outradgous

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      deepgreensea 7 years ago

      why so square and repressed? da vinci decorated himself in the resplendent wonders of the working world and mind. just because some utter swampdonkey wants hello kitty on his forehead does not mean we should think less of him. we should actually hunt him down and smack the living ink out of him!!!!! twice.

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      carla 7 years ago

      When did you 'last check' Pippi Longstocking's name? In Sweden, she is known as Pippi Langstrum! Incredible, isn't it?! To think that a whole world exists beyond America! With other languages and everything! Sometimes I find it so hard to believe, that I simply ignore it and thus, my world consists of only America. I think we are kindred spirits, you and I :)

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      Tattoomonkey 7 years ago

      Im a tattooist. Id say at least 98% of these tats would get rejected in any good studio. I have absolutely no idea why any self respecting tattoo artist would ever agree to waste their talents on shit like that. Despite the large amount of terrible tats, some of them are done quite well. Some people are idiots.

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      Anagrams 7 years ago

      Interesting hub! some tattoos here where cool, but others suck!! more tattoos linke this: http://www.tattoo-tribals.com

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      pistolen 7 years ago

      Dear original poster. You suck.

      http://s2.hubimg.com/u/1433769_f260.jpg

      The reason why it says "Pippi Långstrump" (not Pippi Langstrum), is because the story was written by Astrid Lindgren. For your information, Astrid Lindgren was swedish.

      Roughly translated Långstrump means Longstockings. Get your facts straight.

      Best regards from Sweden.

      You suck.

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      t-dawg 7 years ago

      some of these are absolutely terrible.

      some are friggin hilarious.

      i wouldn't say they are all bad though.

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      Nicole A. Winter 7 years ago from Chicago, IL

      I'd actually like to get a tattoo, someday, but these are really quite humorous. I think you really should appreciate something to get it drawn permanently on your body. That guy with the "Hello, Kitty!" tattoo seriously is mussed up. Thanks for publishing this, AsherKade, almost makes me want to reconsider the idea of ever getting a tat.

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      rider 7 years ago

      The face on that guy's arm is Charles Manson, not himself. That's f'ed up. A cool idea, but f'ed up.

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      m0burg3r 7 years ago from Florida (in body)

      I agree that tattoos are immature and stupid, and I agree with a lot of your selections, but a lot of them weren't actually directed at the tattoos but, say, the weight of the people themselves. Also, others, like the Pippi one were most likely intentional and not a mistake.

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      Dumbo 7 years ago

      It is Pippi Långstrump in the original swedish, also she looked like that in the first book drawings by the author!

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      Lalitha 7 years ago

      hahaha i agree with violetsun there, beauty IS in the eye of the beholder :p ah well tasteless as some of them are, i have to say, this gave me a good laugh! XD

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      Lalitha 7 years ago

      hahaha i agree with violetsun there, beauty IS in the eye of the beholder :p ah well tasteless as some of them are, i have to say, this gave me a good laugh! XD

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      Jackie 7 years ago

      This is hilarious! These people have no taste what-so-ever. The one that really irks me is the grim reaper one of the fat guy. It says "YOUR MINE" When the tattoo artist can't spell, don't get a tat by him. It's Y O U ' R E -- YOU ARE .. MINE.

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      Nero 7 years ago

      freak`s.

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      privateye2500 7 years ago from Canada, USA, London

      ...WOW! W-T-F?!?!

      And he gets a score of 93!!!!!

      I believe my I.Q. has just suffered a serious crisis....

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      AsherKade 7 years ago from Texas

      thanks for the nice words.....I can now be found at:

      http://www.allvoices.com/users/AsherKade

      where my articles can go to greater use! Check me out there!

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      missalyssa 7 years ago

      hilarious! Disturbing! Ridiculous! AWESOME!!! Loved it love it love it!!

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      halleyhoops 7 years ago from west palm beach

      hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

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      Erin Bower 7 years ago from Georgia

      Wow...I didn't like tattoos to begin with...no I really don't lol Interesting hub!

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      mroricle1973 7 years ago from Virginia Beach

      WOW!!!!!!!

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      Chantel Le Cross 7 years ago from Brisbane, Australia

      this is pure gold

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      Laura Cole 7 years ago from Michigan

      You are right; those are all awful. I have two little tats and they are tasteful and strategically placed; I would never get those that you featured.

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      Robert K. Mccann 7 years ago

      OMG!!! horrifying pictures!!! LOL!

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      Kelly W. Patterson 7 years ago from Las Vegas, NV.

      I love people with tattoos. The ones that are badly drawn are unfortunate, some of the others are just a bit odd. People should think about what they are doing before getting a badly done tattoo.

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      dizuckai 7 years ago

      although most of them look really bad , i really like the connect the dots one :) lol

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      nightlymistress 7 years ago from U.S Thats all that you need to know.

      I think the idea is simply stupid marking yourself for life. I would never mark my bod with such a putrid and disgusting ink. I have more respect for my bod;but, yeah, basically im right with you dude.

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      Jerry 7 years ago

      Some of them where fakes, some odd and some real cool and unique. I my self have 5 tats, but nothing like that. and as far as the comment goes for the tramp stamp tat that is what it is commonly called when a woman or ( male ) gets a tat on the lower back. A Tramp Stamp....

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      sambo16 7 years ago

      People can be quite ridiculous. I would say the most thought provoking was the baby skeleton on the ladies stomach.

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      kmackey32 7 years ago from Pittsburgh PA

      I love tats, just not any of these ones. I show all of mine and my families on my hub.

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      AsherKade 7 years ago from Texas

      I don't know ANY man who would want to look like a little girl's toy....unless they were into molesting them....(yikes)

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      Chloe Comfort 7 years ago from Long Island

      To each his own but - REALLY - what were some of these people thinking? The human mind will always remain a mystery.

      I agree w/the "hello kitty" comment - WTF - are you kiddin me?!?!

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      Amber Gray 7 years ago from Chicago

      the best has to be the guy with the hello kitty on his forehead wtf like really dude. But these are all pretty dumb if u ask me!

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      Bredavies 7 years ago

      Are these people serious...Why would someone get a weird vulgar picture on their back or a hamburger!That was pure comedy. haha!

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      AsherKade 7 years ago from Texas

      interesting about makeup...I did think about that one...

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      Drew Breezzy 7 years ago from somewhere in my mind

      This was crazy! Some were really disgusting, others cool but seriously why would someone get tats like these!

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      Drew Breezzy 7 years ago from somewhere in my mind

      This was crazy! Some were really disgusting, others cool but seriously why would someone get tats like these!

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      LadySov 7 years ago

      Dude... some of these tattoos are awesome, like the weird fetal skeleton one.

      My favorite worst one though is the hulk hogan one. Christ!

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      moorecrayons 7 years ago

      Make sure your tattoo artist can spell...

      YOUR MINE?

      Your my what?

      try YOU'RE MINE

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      Whitney 7 years ago from Georgia

      some of those aren't tattoos but makeup. The one with the busted face and the second one on the page are both Halloween makeup.

      Some of them may be odd but not necessarily the worst ever. It's all in opinion.

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      Derval 7 years ago

      So, most of these were beyond awful, but i think the fetus one was kinda cool. kinda gross, but a creative idea.

      not that I would ever get that.

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      AsherKade 7 years ago from Texas

      lmao at ras....

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      rastrother 7 years ago from Lake Jackson, Texas

      they should all have to wear pink shirts. because douchebags are easier to spot when there in uniform. :)

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      AsherKade 7 years ago from Texas

      hope y'all don't think I'm tacky like these tats...I love craZY crap like this to write about, but would never actually do this stuff :)

      see first comment of hub....

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      ralwus 7 years ago

      talk about dumbing down. no further comment

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      VioletSun 7 years ago from Oregon/ Name: Marie

      Oh, my goodness! The granny with tattoos over her entire body is horrible; they are all the ugliest tattoos I have seen in my life! Why would anyone purposely make themselves ugly? Guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder, LOL!

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      AsherKade 7 years ago from Texas

      it's good to educated the public....

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      Dame Scribe 7 years ago from Canada

      I agree AK, these tats are horrid and shouldn't be seen by the public, yikes! lol

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      AsherKade 7 years ago from Texas

      ROTFL, I agree with you dohn...I absolutely abhore tats, but I am sure people with them are just as great- these in particular are just plain odd...

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      dohn121 7 years ago from Hudson Valley, New York

      Disgusting. Outrageous. Volatile. Tasteless. Okay, enough with that. Your comments kept rowing the boat, however. I can't believe I share planetary real estate with these crackpots. WTF? There should be like a freakin' tatoo police to regulate tatoos and prevent um...people from getting them or something! (I think I lost some I.Q. points view theez stoopid tatz!?)

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