Anyone who even remotely knows me knows that I loathe tattoos (for reasons too numerous to explain in a hub). Don't get offended, it's not the person I dislike, just the art they decided to live the rest of their life with!
With that said, please judiciously view the following pictures of hideous tats. This article is NSFW, not for the faint of heart, and you may want to keep grandma or the kiddos away from the computer for a bit!
Yummy, let's take him home to meet dad!
Insert DVD here...another example of why drinking and watching movies don't mix!
Can your tattoo artist actually draw??? Maybe you should ask before you go under the needle....
Here we have a lovely chest piece describing the owner’s prowess as a number-one dick sucka. I’m not sure if she needed to go through some kind of competition to be the winner of this accolade, but I’m glad I wasn’t a judge!
Give Arnold some love, girly-men!!
Would this count for SEO keywords???
Now you see me... now you see me on my arm! It's like magic!
You didn't know Chewy was Italian? Shame on you!
Come here and give granny a kiss!
If you don't give her a kiss, monsters will eat ya!
Does this tat make me look fat or....CREEPY????
A permanent reminder to always check the spelling.
Don't get this tattoo if you plan to spend any time in prison!
If you could describe yourself in three words, what would they be?
Again, make sure the tat artist isn't color blind and is actually an artist!
Another tat you don't want if you plan to visit prison.... you may be some guy's pussy with this one.
Have you met the guy with the sofa and recliner tat? No? Man, what are the odds you may become friends!
Connect my giraffe dots....and ring my bell!
Blues Clues meets Marilyn Manson....
I think he forgot to ask the Wizard of Oz for a brain....
Do you think he has an identity crisis or is making up for something he lacks?
The hottest gift to give for Christmas, showing your friend you love him with his face tattooed on your ass! (How do you explain this to your girlfriend?)
Hi, I'm here for the daycare position....
The mugshot was funny...until now.
“Yeah, I'm looking to get a naked buck-toothed Indian straddling a corn dog. Yeah, a corn dog.”
Is this Japanese for "I'm psychotic and need help"?
Why are guys so enamored with butts?
Don't look now, kids, but daddy has a gremlin coming out from his chest!
For some reason, I am no longer hungry.
When I said I wanted it flame-broiled, that's not what I meant.
Want to super-size your order?
Another reason not to get tattooed when you are hungry.
If I was Hulk Hogan, I'd sue and then make him go to Jenny Craig as part of the restitution.
On every pedophile's wish list: A tat of a sweet child.
My, what big teeth you have!
Do you want to see my stallion?
Another pussy picture! These are so angelic.
Is he calling himself that, or is he directing all his booty-calls to this region of his body?
I've heard that tats like this get any girl hot and bothered.
Nothing says white trash like this.
What every college student needs so they can sleep through class.
Remember the plastic chair guy? Here's his friend!
Taz and a unicorn go together like peanut butter and tuna fish.
One for the foot fetish folks....
Again with Taz! The badass of 90s tats.