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A Bizarre World Of Shoes

Updated on December 18, 2011



  • So you have just cleared out the cupboard of those old clothes that have been laying around for what seems like an eternity. With your sleeves rolled up, and with sweat on your brow, you now stare down at your ancient collection of old women shoes. A grin begins to break upon your face as you wonder how you could have possibly been seen dead in some of those odd looking heels, that seemed the raging fashion of the time.

Well let me tell you, before you condemn your ancient collection of womens shoes out the door for all eternity,be reassured, they can not be half as odd as some of the bizarre collection of ladies shoes that I have recently stumbled across. After you feast your eyes upon this humble collection, you will realise that your old red platform heels you now look upon with distaste, are so much more normal in comparison to these unearthly specimens. So with further ado I present my "Most Bizarre World Of Shoes ", guaranteed to make you gasp.

..'Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We put them in these tight, high-heeled shoes, we make them wear these tight clothes and we say they look sexy. But they're actually tied up....... David Duchovny '.


WIRED UP

Who said womens shoes are boring
Who said womens shoes are boring

I guess we have all heard the expression walking on nails. How about walking on wire with these lavish heels?

CAVEMAN STYLE

Unique high heel of the decade
Unique high heel of the decade

Well I guess for those with no time to shave your legs, these exotic high heels would certainly blend with your hairy stubble.

STILT-ETTOS

Alternate tall shoes
Alternate tall shoes

Well I guess they need to straighten legs, just as braces are needed to straighten teeth. A stark look at the 'tall shoe'.

THE WOODIES

platform shoes at their prime
platform shoes at their prime

Handy for those with surplus trees in their garden and have alwas desired to carve. Hence the modern age 'platform shoe'

FLOWER DELIGHTS

The high heel with a twist
The high heel with a twist

For those who prefer art over foot strain. Typically a high heel bred with Martha Stewart.

THE BONDAGE SHOE

Womens shoes dominate
Womens shoes dominate

A much cheaper alternative to advertise bondage services than in the Yellow Pages. The high heel takes a ardent stand.


CINDERELLA'S MISSING GLASS SLIPPER

Glass designer shoes
Glass designer shoes

For the dear little Princess inside every girl meet the glass designer shoe.

PUPPY LOVE

The furry high heel
The furry high heel

"How much is that doggy on your tootsies, I do hope that doggies for sale."

Buy some portable Pups, a plush womens shoe today, guaranteed to screw you up even more. How good is that?

EXTENDIBLE FEET

tall shoes
tall shoes

'Oh alack and alas,

My feet never grow,

If I whack them in these,

No-one will know'.

THE NATURAL THERAPY SHOE

The high heel has never been sharper
The high heel has never been sharper

Ever been late for your acupuncture appointment ? Well how about portable spikes, bound to do the job when you can't get the job done. A free puncture guaranteed for every step you make. A designer shoe with attitude.

THE MOLE SHOE

Brings out the 'mole' in every woman. These animalistic fur-balls will without doubt, lure the man of your dreams to your den of seduction. What a little tiger you are growl!

THE BLONDE SHOE

blonde shoe high heel
blonde shoe high heel

These womens shoes ones are strictly for entertainment purposes. A bit like a Rubik Cube I guess. Give a pair to a blonde in your life for Xmas and watch her stand there for hours wondering how she will take her first step. Cheaper entertainment than going to the movies.

ALL IN ONE AND ONE FOR ALL

Another tall shoe statement
Another tall shoe statement

A total break through for woman across the globe. Slip these womens shoes on and 'presto' you are dressed with adjoining shoes, all in the one go. Did I forget to mention give it a few hours to put them on ?

THE GARDEN AERATORS

high heel with a spike
high heel with a spike

Still have a little energy leftover from your big day out. Do you feel like doing a little gardening ?. Well no-more do you have to buy tools to aerate the soil in your lawn. Yes that's right, even for those who return home intoxicated, you can just stumble all over your prized couch lawn, as these little spikey high heels dig up the grass with such ease.

LASTLY BUT NOT LEAST MAY I LEAVE YOU THIS WORD FROM THE SPONSOR


Don't be shy, step right up,
Buy a pair today,
There's something here for everyone,
Whether it be study, work or play.

All heads will turn,
To see your strut,
A great diversion,
For the biggest butt.

So it may be hard,
To gain much ground,
You may break your neck,
Without a sound.

Think of all,
The looks you'll get,
The most attention,
You've had yet.

For when you're done,
With your feet so sore,
You will no longer,
Have to do your chores.

If you ask him nice,
He may rub your toes,
You may get lucky,
You never know.

So take a punt,
And buy some shoes,
You've only got,
Ten toes to lose.


Copyright ©2009 Deb Murray

 
All rights reserved.No part of this book may be

reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means

without written permission of the author.

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      annabelle22 5 years ago from New York

      WOW thats just amazing =)

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      mottiandbander 5 years ago from Chd

      Nice Snaps.

      Motti and bander

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      blondepoet 5 years ago from australia

      Hi mysisters oh I love the flower ones too have a great Xmas

      Thanks a million vocalcoach

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      Audrey Hunt 6 years ago from Nashville Tn.

      Ouch! My feet hurt, just looking at these fun, very interesting shoes. I love this hub, blondpoet. Needed a "boost" right about now and these delightful shoes really did it for me. Absolutely great idea! :)vocalcoach

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      mysisters 6 years ago

      I really enjoyed reading your article. These are definetly some interesting shoes! I love the look of the flower delights shoes. Those are so cute!

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      blondepoet 6 years ago from australia

      LMAO Whikat you probably would not be very impressed with your daughter's taste. Honestly how one can walk in half of these is beyond me. Have a great day.

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      Whikat 6 years ago

      Very Interesting. I think it just goes to prove that it is sometimes easier to design it, than to wear it. I am unsure how I would react if one of my daughters came home with one of these shoes. :)

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Lol you know Whitney thinking seriously about it all I believe that if I did wear one of these insanely looking shoes people that know me would probably not flutter an eyelid, I think they think I am eccentric as it is ROFL.

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      Whitney 7 years ago from Georgia

      Oh yea!!! These are truly interesting. The one thing about wearing these shoes around town, is that they would definitely be a conversation starter.

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Oh god Whitney I certainly hope not LMAO. Oh I can just imagine wearing a pair of these in my local town, boy would they laugh.

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      Whitney 7 years ago from Georgia

      Those are some of the ugliest shoes I've ever seen!!! Do people actually wear them? Or are they just runway shoes?

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Hey there Morgan oh I agree on more than one being disturbing LMAO. Thanks for swinging by.

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      Morgan F 7 years ago from USA

      That was cool however the puppy shoes were disturbing lol!

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Haha motricio the hairy shoes, omg aren't they just a classic. Wow I could give you plenty of suggestions for new ones. Umm do you have all day?

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      Mauricio Rodriguez 7 years ago from Bogota DC, Colombia

      OMG it is an amazing Hub!

      I'm going to buy one of those "Hairy Shoes" to a friend of my jejeje.

      Moreover, I need a new ones. What would be your suggestion?

      =D

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Hi there Bloget oh I don't blame you, I am sure this hub has driven more than one to flip flops lol. :)

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      Bloget 7 years ago from Minnesota

      WOW fasinating... I think I will stick with my flip flops ;-)

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      (BP swoons to the floor) Epic you know just the right words to say to a gal. Oh I hope your tootsies are not too cold, here you can put them in my personal foot spa, got to look after those I care about, you know.

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      epigramman 7 years ago

      ...and yes - tonight I am still barefoot!

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      epigramman 7 years ago

      a fascinaiting and well researched hub as always ...... and I would go barefoot the rest of my life just in order to keep reading your hubs!

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      LMAO Jen I have to agree. A lot of them crazy oh heck yes. Wow you have platform shoes too, well I confess I do too lol. I am saving mine for my next Abba look a like performance as Anna. :)

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      Jenn 7 years ago from Florida

      OMG. Those were some crazy shoes. Half of them weren't even shoes lol. I have platform shoes under my bed, I do not wear them, but I do not want to throw them out! Nice hub!

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Lol Blake I guess people just can't get enough of me, oh it is hard to be a woman, coping with the demand ROFL. Actually I must admit my feet aint half bad. Yes nice little painted toe-nails. C.C did a hub about toes and I it featured a nice snap- shot of my feet but darn a few months later he pulled down his hubs and came back as Ralwus. I must ask him if he still has the snap haha.

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      Blake Ford Hall 7 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      You know what is most amazing to me about this one, is how many gosh darned people have responded to it. I gave myself a wrist twister inversion just trying to scroll my way down the line after line of super fans responding to your shoe hub. My my my, I guess if you plant your feet firmly in the right pair of shoes. People will walk all over in them. I bet you have perfectly manicured feet, and an arsenal of sexy and professional shoes at your beck and call.

      Keep on Hubbing xoxo

      Blake4d

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      LMAO Mystique us women sure do put up with a lot for the sake of beauty. Why look at the days of the corset. It is hard to explain except for the fact we are women lol.

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      Mystique1957 7 years ago from Caracas-Venezuela

      Wow, Mademoiselle...

      Gotta hand it to ya, you girls are truly brave to wear those things, I mean how do you cope with discomfort, not to mention the poor suffering 20 brothers? It was interesting though!

      Thumbs up on originality!

      warmest regards and blessings,

      Al

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Oh hiya AE I can see you with a wedgie I mean wearing the wedgies lololo. xo

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Holi Canoli! Those shoes are nuts!! They make my feet ache just looking at them, lololo :D

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Haha Marcel looking at these little numbers sure does make a gal feel normal LMAO.

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      marcel285 7 years ago from New Zealand

      OMG..i thought my too pointy, skanky ankle boots were a disgrace, until now. Good sourcing of the truly most bizzare shoes of all time!

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Can I join you? I have my shoes on ready to go. :) :)

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      Anath 7 years ago

      Of course darling... men need discipline LOL

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Oh Anath you mean you are going to wear a pair of those shoes doing....oh.....you mean that hahah

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      Anath 7 years ago

      I just love those garden aerators, I wish I could get a pair, I already have a use for them... and is not in the garden ;-)

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Hi there wrenfrost if you are weird then I would be doubly so as I would give these shoes a go LMAO. I would love to even wear some of these downtown to get a reaction from the local folk.

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      wrenfrost56 7 years ago from U.K.

      Great hub blondepoet, I love shoes and although weird I would actually wear a couple of the pairs you have featured. Does that make me odd?

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Oh hi there Dolores, isn't fashion just a scream. You know those woodies are my favourite too, I would don a pair anyday lol.

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      Dolores Monet 7 years ago from East Coast, United States

      Deb, this is a total scream. But not that far-out. When I think of some of the hideously uncomfortable looking shoes out there, and that I have worn in the younger days, maybe this hub isn't so funny after all. (I kind of liked the woodies)

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Oh golly gosh Mickey you mean you don't want a paair for Xmas?

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      Micky Dee 7 years ago

      Gasp!

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      hey scheng1 lol what a sight that would be hahaha

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      scheng1 7 years ago

      haha, I would like to see the First Lady of the world wearing those in big parties, that will create a sensation.

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Lol lorlie6 thanks heaps for the wonderful comment thats made my day :)

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      Laurel Rogers 7 years ago from Bishop, Ca

      You REALLY had me laughing out loud at some of these shoes...

      Thanks, I needed this!

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Hiya Arthur looking at this collection how can one not help but be afraid LMAO. Thanks for coming by

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      Arthur Gulumian 7 years ago from Pasadena, CA

      Never thought people could be afraid of shoes until now, lol. Interesting.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hi there mp,in my closet?? Let's start with the Flower Delights, there are more in there too, but you will have to lean over closer so I can whisper it to you. (hugs)

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      mp 8 years ago

      Well blondepoet all I can say is "I'm glad I'm a guy"... soooo much simpler... those are some awesome pics of shoes you dug up... how many of them came from your closet???

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      I hope so too I will stay out of these shoes so I will be able to walk by then lol.

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      Candie V 8 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

      Yeah!! A trip! Soon, I hope, very soon!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      You are on Candie we will don ourselves a pair of fancy shoes and shake this town upside down. :)

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      Candie V 8 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

      BP, these days I'm lucky to paint anything!! LOL!! If I ever find myself DownUnder, can I borrow a pair of yours and we can "Paint"??

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      ROFL Candie you sound so much just then like Hairy...just like an Aussie. Damn so I gather you are not going to paint the town red in those bondage shoes :(

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      Candie V 8 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

      I was stumbling by and man I thot I was already a fan.. rats.. situation solved.. shoes, you were discussing what could loosely be called footware.. man, the wooden ones! BP this is incredible~ My brain doesn't even go to these places!! I'm going to find my flip flops and be glad I have no bunyons!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      ROFL Fortunerep if you had said you liked them all I would have known something was not quite right. Fashion is amazing, eccentric, electrifying and rather kinky I feel. (hugs)

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      fortunerep 8 years ago from North Carolina

      I Love shoes.......... well I liked some of these! Great Hub

      dori

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      ROFL Cindy I absolutely love those cute little meerkats, saw a super documentary on them on television, they seem to be so darn clever. I love the way they stand on their two little feet and stand up real tall and have a sticky beak around. Ohhh I want one so bad.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      which reminds me of a siricat (meerkat) that a friend had as a pet in Namibia. Thing humped your ankles all the time spraying his pongy scent and he had to goosestep like you were marching in some army parade to detatch him when you walked!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Haha funny you say that, those doggy ones sure do keep my chihuahua quiet....never see him anymore ...naughty little dog..humping those shoes day and night.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      I like the mole ones but imagine if you had a cat or a dog, they'd go bloody ape every time you walked past them wearing moles lol

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Thankyou isis. Love ya heaps (hugs)xoxox

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      isis_dreams2002 8 years ago

      you are so welcome bondepoet i love your work

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      LMAO Isis I love this quote:

      ..'Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We put them in these tight, high-heeled shoes, we make them wear these tight clothes and we say they look sexy. But they're actually tied up....... David Duchovny'.

      That is so true it is uncanny. I should follow your lead, as I am forever in heels, I just can't step out the house without them, and everyone tells me that one day it is going to catch up with me.Thankyou so much isis yet again for your fantastic support (hugs)

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      isis_dreams2002 8 years ago

      i will take the shoes with the dice in them for when i play cards the rest no thank you. I dont know how people can walk in shoes like this i will keep to my flat shoes so I can walk for miles in and not cripple my feet. lol

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hey Izzy LMAO, roarrrrrrrrr. Check out those blonde shoes. I wear those when I don't feel like going far, works everytime lol. Fashion is incredible isn't it? I am checking out that link. I really appreciate your sweet comments,thanks heaps.

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      lxxy 8 years ago from Beneath, Between, Beyond

      "What a little tiger you are growl ! Go girl."

      My version in my head (with punctuations to punctuate)

      "What a little tiger you are... growl ! Go, girl."

      =)

      Another funny Hub, from a loving soul. Thank you!

      Lets get some shoes...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Haha ratcliffe07 you are on. I think I will pick the Flower Delights :)

      Hey Peter awww one pair of shoes. I like that. I really do. I wish I could be that simple it would make life so much easier. Thanks a million for stopping by.x0

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      Peter Dickinson 8 years ago from South East Asia

      Most of my painful moments in life have been spent in Shoe shops waiting for wife, girlfriends or daughter. If some of these had been on offer it might have made the experience more bearable.

      I have only got one pair of shoes. More than enough for me. Great hub thanks.

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      ratcliffe07 8 years ago

      I will take you up on that! I'll have to find the craziest artsiest pair there is

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Aww ratcliffe07 you know, I would love too as well. I say we both don a pair and go visit some of these Hubbers.xo

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      ratcliffe07 8 years ago

      wow...these are amazing...i would like to give some of them ago and wear them just fo r the sake of wearing them!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      cooooool

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      It is done.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hey Raven King hahaha, boy they sure need something. If we are going to gun those good looking fellas down, we are going to need all the help we can wearing those darn shoes.haha I really like this idea of yours, yea let's do it.....(hugs to u too)x0x

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      Raven King 8 years ago from Cabin Fever

      We should paint the town red.  I think the blonde shoes should come with a pair of wings or maybe a James Bond jet pack.  Then we could race through the park or store and throw gummie bears at good looking dudes. Just a tought. hehe.

      Many hugs! x0x0

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hi MissGolightly lol yes those blonde shoes have me totally mystified, would it be possible to take a step in them at all.....they look trickier than the Rubik's Cube.

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      MissGolightly 8 years ago

      Great Hub! I would love the blonde shoe if only I could walk in them!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hey Raven King LMAO, you like the ones that straighten the legs, lol, I would love to watch you wear a pair of those, secretly hide while you strut down the street in those hahah.

      NO I have a better plan, I will wear the Blonde shoes at the same time, and we will go paint the town red lol. Now judging by the look of the Blonde shoes you know we are not exactly going to get far hahahah

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      Raven King 8 years ago from Cabin Fever

      Wow where do find those "lady killers" I mean seriously scary shoes! That is impressive research with photos! I had a couple of favorites the straighten your legs with wooden stiltettoes and the four legged puppy boots!

      Happy Easter!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Haha Randy Behavior I was only thinking of you the other day. Our mud wrestling brings back hilarious memories for me.Must do it again some-day. You could be quite right about those doggy boots lol, at least they won't lift their leg in public, a big bonus. I would honestly be laughed off the streets if I were to trot about in them.People would just think I am madder than I already am haha.

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Those puppy ones really freak me out. Do you think it was a lady who couldn't be separated from her beloved pets even after death. This way she can still take them for walks?

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Haha Ashxyz isn't it ever I can't believe it either. I own the Blonde shoe and three months later I am still standing in the one spot, waiting to figure out how to move lol.

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      Ashxyz 8 years ago from In Corrupt Illinois haha

      wow, crazy stuff. I can't believe some people would actually wear some of tose shoes.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Thanks heaps britneydavidson i am stumped to how you could possibly walk in so many of these.Yes I just loved that phone,clicked on the link you left, I want one of those so bad, have never seen anything like it lol

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      britneydavidson 8 years ago from united kingdom

      wow these are really great....great job done...they all are amazing thanx for sharing it....have alook for this one....i am sure you will like it...

      https://hubpages.com/technology/The-Nokia-888-Conc...

      thanx

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Thanks so much maanju

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      maanju 8 years ago from India

      Really a great hub.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hey Mr Nice thanks a million. You have a great one too.

      Hey Stephhicks68 hahaha I have to agree with you too. I think if I were to wear either the doggy boots or the mole critters,those who know me here, would think without doubt that I finally lost the plot. Omg yes and if I saw them in the dark I would scream the house down and grab the fly spray in my terror and confusion lol

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      Stephanie Hicks 8 years ago from Bend, Oregon

      What a fun hub! Those doggie boots. Yikes. But I guess I'd wear them before I slipped on the mole shoes. Can you imagine coming across those in the dark? LOL!

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      Mr Nice 8 years ago from North America

      Hi blonde!

      You are welcome and thanks for liking the quotes. That's all your choice if you want to add or not. I like this one very much too. It seems very realistic. 

      Enjoy rest of your weekend.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hey there Mr.Nice. Oh these new ones are really something.

      'Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We put them in these tight, high-heeled shoes, we make them wear these tight clothes and we say they look sexy. But they're actually tied up. David Duchovny'

      That one right there is a gem oh that is going to have to go in here I will add as soon as I get a chance.Cheers Mr.Nice you are a gem for sending those. :)

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      Mr Nice 8 years ago from North America

      Hi blonde!

      You are very welcome & I look forward to your new hub about????? You know what I am talking about. Thanks for liking the quotes. I think you should add them to the hub. Here are some more.

      ~ Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We put them in these tight, high-heeled shoes, we make them wear these tight clothes and we say they look sexy. But they're actually tied up. David Duchovny

      ~ Let your dreams outgrow the shoes of your expectations. Ryunosuke Satoro

      ~ Always wear expensive shoes. People notice. Brian Koslow

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Dear raiderfan, well ummm errrr .....they are...shoes....hahaha

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hey Mr Nice how nice of you to come by. I made yet another pun, and it is still so early in the morning. Well who knows about the cutest ass, good idea, but I would have to include myself in that one hahaha.

      I appreciate the quotes, they are super duper and they really add some cool notes to this page. Thanks a million you rock.!!!

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      raiderfan 8 years ago from Arizona

      what the hell are those shoes???

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      Mr Nice 8 years ago from North America

      Hi Blonde!

      One of the sandals I recognize is Cinderella lost sandal, rest of them are unique & very weird. However, I believe oriental women can make use of some.

      I was really expecting a hub on worlds cutest ass, well may be that's next.

      ~ I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Imelda Marcos

      ~ Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show. Amy Sedaris

      ~ I love clothes. I can't control myself. I have a huge fetish for shoes and clothes and make-up. I'm the kind of person who doesn't like to wear things over and over again. Hilary Duff

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      C. C. Riter 8 years ago

      I'll be watching for you. g'nite now luv

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hey my little cup-cake C.C I am glad you came by so I can say goodnight as I am retiring now in the softness of my bed.Last night I dreamt of wrestling in a bath of jelly, maybe tonight I will dream of toes haha.These different time-tables are crazy crazy I say.I shall hunt you down tomorrow like a rabbit hunts down his little hole in a green pasture.

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      C. C. Riter 8 years ago

      That's a funny story Blonde, good morning gorgeous, or good night over there, good morrow too, whatever the hell it is! Hello!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Haa Christoph you honestly like those ones. They almost look like those little wire baskets they hang pot plants in. I thought you would go more for the stiletto kind of shoe.

      How about boots do you like boots you know the CFM boots.....

      When I went to live out West for awhile everyone in town could tell I was not a local.I was the only one in that town that wore high heels and stockings apparently.I had a few stalkers there haha.

      I remember one morning at around 3.00am the police had to come and remove a frenzied plumber from my front yard bushes.He was scaring the daylights out of me. All I could see in the darkness from my window of course was a bush out the front, that was calling my name to come outside.....he was a total fruit cake I will never forget him lol