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Are These Shoes Even Functional?

Updated on June 11, 2011

I'm Lazy Today

My apologies. I'm feeling a little bit lazy today. My body seems to not want to move and my brain seems to be fried.Maybe if I had partied all night, i'd understand these feelings. However, I was a good boy.

Even though I'm feeling lazy, I'm still going create something. The pressure is on, as most of my writting tends to be funny. At least I hope they are. So I went to my friend Google and found what I'm going to do.

Are you ready for...................................STRANGE SHOES

A Drunk Fish

Is that fish swimming in beer?
Is that fish swimming in beer?

Ran Out Of Material

For those that can't decide to go barefoot or not
For those that can't decide to go barefoot or not

Nose Bleed Shoes

Short people rejoice. You can gain inches instantly.
Short people rejoice. You can gain inches instantly.

Spike Shoes

Just like driving a spike into your heel.
Just like driving a spike into your heel.

Avert His Eyes Shoes

This will get a man's eyes off your breasts.
This will get a man's eyes off your breasts.

Foot Fetish

The foot fetish guy's worst nightmare. Can't stay awake long enough to take these off.
The foot fetish guy's worst nightmare. Can't stay awake long enough to take these off.

Heart Shoe

Is this any way to show your feet love?
Is this any way to show your feet love?

Walking The Dog

Even not owning a dog, you can still walk the dog.
Even not owning a dog, you can still walk the dog.

Mother's Day Gift

If your son takes metal shop on school, you might get these shoes.
If your son takes metal shop on school, you might get these shoes.

Don't Trust Him

Don't trust your man? Shrink him and bring him along.
Don't trust your man? Shrink him and bring him along.

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      Phoebe Pike 

      7 years ago

      Wow. Some of those shoes look incredible uncomfortable!

    • mrpooper profile imageAUTHOR

      mrpooper 

      7 years ago

      @TheBeautysInside. Thank you. If you get these shoes let me know if they are comfortable and if you could walk in them.

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      TheBeautysInside 

      7 years ago

      Haha, these are the best shoes ever, whish I could have all of them... except maybe the clogs... that would be awkward. Rated funny and awesome.

      -TBI

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