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Attract Women With Levi’s Skinny Jeans

Updated on October 6, 2018
Laugh all you want. This guy gets more bum than a toilet seat.
Laugh all you want. This guy gets more bum than a toilet seat.

There is one rule about skinny jeans. Husky and overweight men can’t pull off the look. For evidence simply watch the movie Superbad in which Seth (played by actor Jonah Hill) tries to squeeze into tiny jeans. After, he asks for Evan’s option who awkwardly notes that Seth looks like a goon.

Chances are you are a trim, sexy beast and that is why you are here. Skinny jeans are for you.

Any sane heterosexual man wants to look good in the eyes of the opposite sex. What most guys don’t realize is that the fit is more important than the style of the clothes. It is the shape of your body that will attract or repel them (at least subconsciously). To get female attention you’ll have to wear your clothing a little differently than the average juicehead.

American men that haven’t fallen into the trap of obesity are becoming exceedingly rare. You’ll need to follow a special strategy in order to find threads that fit your frame optimally. Clothing manufacturers need to focus on the majority, meaning that most jeans and shirts will look baggy on you.

To look good in skinny jeans you need to have a congruent appearance. That means that the shirt you wear will also need to conform to your body shape, ideally just as well as the Levi’s 511 jeans. Wearing an oversized t-shirt or hoodie can potentially undo all the good accomplished by the jeans. The stark contrast in fit will make people wonder if they are looking at you through a warped circus mirror. Luckily slim fit collared shirts and t-shirts are becoming more popular.

A big fashion no-no is wearing skinny jeans too low in the waist. This defeats the purpose of wearing pants that accentuate your form. In addition the back pockets will look odd being placed so low. So, essentially you’ll look like a skinny dude with no bum and that gives ladies one less thing to check out.

Arguably the most important aspect of attracting women with skinny jeans is planting your rear in the right spot. Women at hip hop clubs will be more interested in Jay-Z and 50 Cent look-a-likes with baggy jeans. The females at generic clubs and pubs that blast club music or rock ‘n roll will be eyeballing brawny men with square chins and loose fit pants. A man with skinny jeans will always do better at a run-down bar overrun with hipsters. Find out where the art crowd goes as there will be a higher proportion of women that dig guys of your stature. You don’t need to be a hipster yourself. You merely need to be exceedingly comfortable with yourself and your surroundings.

The Verdict

It’s true that the man is responsible for moving in on hotties successfully and not the jeans. Still, skinny jeans are one of the best flattering things for a thin man to wear. Form fitting clothes will show that you embrace your shape and aren’t embarrassed about it. Women love that kind of confidence. After all it was you that chose not to compete with the sea of steroid-pumping clones.

Less enlightened souls of a similar shape will be sporting baggy clothes that make them look like they are being sucked into a vortex of fabric. Aren’t you glad you discovered skinny jeans?


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    • kjrzeek1 profile image


      7 years ago from New Jersey, USA

      Can't wear skinny jeans. Legs and butt too muscular. I fell that some clothing companies punish people who are in shape. I have a big neck and small waist and also have a hard time finding shirts!


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