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Booty Pop: The Cure for Noassatall
A lift for your derriere
Do you suffer from Noassatall? Does it have you feeling unattractive and uncomfortable in your own skin. Now you can leave those worries behind. With the revolutionary Booty Pop, you can shake what your mama never gave ya!
As a woman, we all want to look good. When trying on a new outfit, we can’t help but notice how good - or how not good, our backend looks. Unfortunately, getting that nice rounded lift is hard to obtain. Have you spent countless hours doing endless squats and leg lifts to boost up those cheeks? Yet, it seems those exercises never work. Now, sweat no more. Booty Pop gives you all the lift and the roundness without even breaking a sweat!
Booty Pop is revolutionizing woman’s undergarments and is really just a push up bra for your butt. Now with no effort at all you can get that fabulous figure and those sexy curves that every woman wants, and every man wants to see.
The secret is the strategically placed pads placed on your rear end. The Booty Pop is good for any woman of any size and comes in a few different shades of colors. They can be worn with pants, shorts and dresses, giving you an extra boost, not only in your derriere, but in your confidence levels as well!
So, if you want to be bootylicious just like J Lo, having a Booty Pop as part of your undergarments is a necessity!
The Booty Pop has no bounds, and can be worn just about anywhere. But, in case you are in need of a few ideas to go with your new found confidence, here are a few places that Booty Pop will give you the attention that you are dreaming of.
- Are you just a regular housewife? Wear your Booty Pop around the house. Your new found confidence will have you grooving while moving through the chores. And if the Booty Pop doesn’t motivate you, maybe the enhanced butt checks might motivate your husband to help with the dishes so there is some time for….
- Rainy day… no problem! Grab your Booty Pop and your favorite pair of jeans and head to the mall. Not only will you be able to cruise up and down the walkways drawing stares from everybody, but you can also play dress up. What better way to spend the day then trying on clothes and realizing how hot you look.
- Are you a health nut? No problem! Wear your Booty Pop to the gym and let the jealousy begin. Other people will be sweating their butts off to get the look you have, but only you will know the true secret. If you're in the mood, you can also do a few of the machines. After all, you don’t want to just walk around showing off your butt!
Can you tell the difference???
Which picture has the Booty Pop in action?
A real house wife's review
Booty Pop has been hitting the nation and the product has really piqued the curiosity of real house wives everywhere.
“Well, you know that I am a REAL housewife,” RealHousewife said. “After a long day of taking the girls to and from school, cooking, cleaning and doing laundry… I flipped on some late night TV and the commercial just popped on! I guess it was fate because I felt like I had just finished working my ass off!”
Morbid curiosity got the best of this real house wife, causing her to obsessively investigate 7 different stores, with husband in tow, until she finally found the Booty Pop. While she wasn’t embarrASSed to buy the product in a store, she said her strange curiosity about human behavior made this one of the most fun shopping trips she has ever had.
“My good humored husband lagged behind and watched the salesperson's reaction when I asked for (the Booty Pop) by name with a completely straight face,” RealHousewife said. “Every single person wasn’t sure if they were getting duped or if they were on candid camera. Perhaps they thought I was a secret shopper!”
The salespeople denied knowing about the Booty Pop, although in a professional matter, they did try to hold back their laughs while helping her.
“If I could find a guy that was working, I tried to ask them first,” she said. “I like messing with the guys. It was hilarious!”
While she did admit that most people would probably be embarrassed to shop in the store for the Booty Pop, she thought the whole experience was fun. She also noted that every single person could not help asking her more about the product itself and what it was for, and she has educated at least 7 additional people about the Booty Pop.
“One sales girl suggested I try to stuff a bra in some fashion and fasten it to my ass backwards,” she laughed. “Really, who could be that desperate?”
This RealHousewife found her Booty Pop at Wal-mart for $14.99, and believes the value isn’t worth the buck if you are satisfied with the amount of junk in your trunk.
While wearing the Booty Pop, this house wife did admit that it felt a little weird at first. “For instance, when you get a new pair of shoes, they feel a little strange until you break them in a bit,” she said. “The Booty Pop is a lot like that.” Although she doesn’t find any way in the world that a person could wear one of these everyday. “If you used the same ones everyday, they would eventually be able to walk off by themselves!”
Overall, this realhousewife gives Booty Pop a thumbs down, with a ranking of only 1 smiley face out of 5
“I don’t care what anyone else does, but personally, I do not wear a lot of make-up or spend a lot of time in front of the mirror,” she said. “Let’s keep it real. I have kids to take care of and they are way more important than my vanity right now.”
RealHousewife believes there is too much hype about trying to be perfect in today’s world. With pads for just about everything, including boobs, butts, shoulders and fake hair. It is sort of a fraud.
“A guy could probably sue a girl for false advertising these days,” she said. “Once the guy sees the REAL deal, it might BACKfire!”
With very little noticeable results, she thinks people should stop worrying so much about what they look like on the outside and think about how to be better on the inside. Although she did admit that it might come in useful if she was walking in downtown St. Louis at night… since there are a lot of drive by shootings there… and it could body armor for your booty!
With about a 0.005 percent chance that this RealHousewife would buy the product again, she said she is “just gonna keep on shakin’ what my momma gave me!”
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I have suffered from Noassatall for as long as I can remember. I am not sure if this is a disease that stems from my genes… or maybe my jeans. It could also be caused from a sassy childhood where I received several spankings, which ultimately patted my butt into its flat stature!
However, with this revolutionary product, my Noassatall has been cured. This is one of those As Seen On TV products that immediately had my curiosity peaked. With no choice, I had to rush out to the store to find them. While Walmart and Target usually both carry the As Seen On TV products, the Booty Pop was nowhere to be found in these stores. However, Walmart did offer a generic version. While I could have settled, I figured the review would only be accurate if I found the true Booty Pop.
With one last store to check, Walgreens ended up being the winner. The Booty Pop was now in my possession. While the advertised price was $19.99, I was lucky enough to get a couple dollar discount. It must have been on sale that day. However, the stash was very limited and so were the colors (it was only available in black). If you are able to wait the time, Amazon probably offers the least hassle to get this product, especially if you are a little shy. I will admit, you will get a few weird looks while walking around with a package of Booty Pop in your hands.
Naturally, a person can’t buy a new pair of underwear and not give them a test trial. So yes, I did wear them, and I made sure I wore them out in public to see what the reaction would be. From the public’s eye, I really did not notice much of a reaction. Then again, I was walking around with my kids, so I don’t assume a bunch of guys would be checking out my rear, with my husband in tow!
Overall, if you are looking to add a little more junk in your trunk, I will say the Booty Pop does the trick. It did add a little bit of a lift and more of a curve to my rear end. But then again, I could have wadded a bunch of toilet paper in the back of my pants and had the same effect.
So, if you are a person who is overly self conscious about your body, particularly your rear end, this might be what you need to give yourself a confidence boost. The new confidence is probably the key to getting others around you to notice. Will they be checking out your derriere… probably… but they will be checking out the new and more confident you first, and then your behind.
Now, what you probably really wanted to know is how comfortable the Booty Pop actually is. Upon putting on the Booty Pop, I will say it felt a little funny at first. Then again, you have a little more padding then you did before. In comparison, it is probably no different than wearing a padded bra. While it might be a little weird feeling at first, it just takes some getting used to, and then you won’t even realize that you have them on.
I would like to thank RealHousewife for the idea and inspiration behind this article for the Booty Pop. Without her, this article would have never been possible. Thank you for taking the time to experiment with this product.
Please check out her profile as well. If you are amused by this fun review, I promise, you will love her writings as well!
This product gets 2 out of 5 smileys.
The reason: If this product had never been invented, it probably wouldn’t have really bothered me. I never really minded the look of my butt, other than the fact that sometimes my jeans would constantly fall off due to a lack of one. But, if a person needs a confidence boost and they are lacking because of their behind, adding the Booty Pop could definitely help.
I also think, even though they are comfortable enough to wear everyday, these undergarments are best suited for a “Little Black Dress” type affair. They will definitely enhance your curves. I do however warn women out there, Booty Pop is a bit of false advertising. So, if you plan on taking a man home (and he is into all that junk in your trunk), he might run away when he realizes you have butt falsies!
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