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Cuter Than Kittens Lingerie For Men

Updated on May 24, 2010

Kittens are hard to beat in the cute stakes, what with their tiny mewling cries, their impossibly soft fur, their tiny little kitten heads with their milky glazed kitten eyes and their unsteady gaits. It is therefore a noble goal for lingerie to aspire to kitten cuteness.

Unfortunately, actually wearing kittens as lingerie often comes across as disturbing rather than cute. It's odd that isn't it, how something that's utterly adorable in one context becomes 'it put the lotion on its skin' creepy in another.

The panties featured in this article are all cute enough to make a kitten cry. (Which would in turn, make the kitten win the cute contest, but trying to win a cute contest with a kitten was an exercise in futility in the first place.)

Purchasing information for these panties available from
Purchasing information for these panties available from

Cosabella Bootie Lace Thong

How cute is this little lace thong that comes not only in the gorgeous baby blue color pictured, but in 33 different colors including nine different shades of pink from 'Petunia' to 'Lipstick'. Made of a range of space age fibers, these panties have unbelievable stretch which allows Cosabella to make a 'one size fits all' guarantee from sizes 0 to 14. Worry if your new panties will fit no more!

Mary Green Lost Weekend 3 Panty Pack

Boy do I love these panties. In fact, I love them so much I'm even prepared to accept the fact that they're made of cotton, which is a rare occurrence indeed. What makes them so special? Well first of all, those innovative and highly original lace swirls that don't merely make their way around the edges of the panties, but which make the panty give way to them. It's about time lace became boss in the world of lingerie. They come in three color combinations, a saucy black / neon pink for Fridays, a black /white dramatic noir pair for Saturday and a pure and pristine the lemon / white pictured panty for church on Sunday.

Honeydew Rumba Boyshort

We finish our parade of cuteness with the Honeydew Rumba panty utterly covered in ruffles, or as Honeydew like to put it 'rows of lace'. I like to imagine a future in which lace is grown in rows, not manufactured by humans. Imagine the pretty rows of lace bursting forth under soft moonlit skies whilst lingerie aficionados frolic amongst them. What a reality that would be. As lace is unlikely to develop into an organic life form in this universe, we will have to content ourselves with panties such as these and our dreams.


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      paula smith 

      8 years ago

      i love all your panties and am seriously thinking about purchasing some of them for myself. they are really pretty and beautiful.

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      8 years ago

      I love all these panties,especially the pink,lacy ones,gotta get me some of those.

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      8 years ago

      Wow... lovely lingerie..


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