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Male Calendars???

Updated on March 16, 2011

Hands of the screen please...

A little while ago I published a hub for the guys, whereby they could choose between blond or brunettes!

Fortunately, many gals couldn't resist the temptation, and also participated in the voting.

Go see, they are beautiful...

http://hubpages.com/hub/Stricktly-for-men-only

Ok, Blondepoet, Randy Behaviour, Laughing Mom and cindivine, you have been and saw and commented. I have this for you where you can drool over as much as you like... or just stare in amazement....

To get back to these spreads, I can't say anything... It's just sooo unbelievably sexy...

The spreads for January, February, April and August had to be removed or was edited by Ryan Hupfer because of indescent exposure of the male body...

Super sexy bodies...

March
March
May
May
June
June
July
July
September
September
October
October
November
November
December
December

Almost done...

 

Watch this clip below, its for desert.

I'm sorry, Ryan...

I only wanted to get the women to think it as really you that edited the pics.

But I got them good, right...

Ok, comment all you perverts...

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      men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia

      funny girl...

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      Nell Rose 7 years ago from England

      Ha Ha looked everywhere but my husband is not there!! I don't think.....cheers nell

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      BetsyIckes 8 years ago from Pennsylvania

      hhhhmmmm maybe after a few beers LOL at my age I can't get too picky

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Yikes, dont the love the male anatomy Bets?

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      BetsyIckes 8 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Ohhhhh I can't wait for the next edition to come out! YIKES! (just kidding)

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Izettl, luv you too...

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      Lizett 8 years ago from The Great Northwest

      "men are dorks"- no I'm not greeting you, I'm simply stating that men are dorks.

      But check out what is really hot for women- if you really want to know what women desire!!! http://contexts.org/socimages/files/2009/01/238212...

      There's these calendars for women called "porn for new moms" and "porn for women". THese are hot!

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      trooper22 8 years ago from Chicago

      (Is seen running with a hot poker trying to knock out his mind's eye)

      ROFL! Great Hub M.A.D

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      cool, scary cat...

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      nazishnasim 8 years ago

      I do don't I? That hideous man you saw a few days back, with a hat and a cat ... that was me! And this picture that I have right now behind the fence , that's me too! I Swear!

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Enjoy your kitty katty, but beware it ads to the side growth...

      Come on naz, show yourself to us

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      nazishnasim 8 years ago

      M.A.D

      Worry not we shall celebrate to that too :D. Plus, that makes two of us. We shall kill everybody from our looks :D. Mass Massacre! :D

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      Michelle Simtoco 8 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      I'll eat the kitkat LOL

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Naz, I look like the one of the guys at the top, i'll take your breath away with agony. LOL. Nah, im a 3rd to any of them.

      BC, A pint, shit you are cheap, do you know how much the ticket cost alone. At least a gallon...

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      nazishnasim 8 years ago

      M.A.D

      LOL. Alright, you got the point. Now I shall take atleast a 100 pics with you when I visit Africa :D...

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      And me too, da weird boy from africa. Promise we wont publish a pic of you, LOL

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      nazishnasim 8 years ago

      M.A.D

      I don't plan to go to UK in the near future but wheneve I do, I'd really like to meet him in person too! You listening to that Captain? Would ya honor your fair lady? :D

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Michelle, I can only think but not repeat, might be a messy affair.

      Naz, yeah he's cool, weird job, but cool. Would like to meet him when I go visit Uk early next year. See what you done, now, my surpise is out. Also all the other brits, in the country where they can't play rugby or cricket. LOL

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      nazishnasim 8 years ago

      M.A.D

      I know, BC is one of a kind! Per se really nice guy ... I kinda really like him too :D

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      Michelle Simtoco 8 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      What do you think M.A.D.? LOL

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      to do what Michelle, take a bite... or smear it onto the screen and lick it of the delicious bods. LOL

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      Michelle Simtoco 8 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      Ummm...aaaahhhh...uuuhuhhhhh... ??? :) At times like these, I need a kitkat. LOL

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Ip's dont lie, men do

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      and CabinGirl, sh'e gonna be very pissed at you mate.

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      gimme some phone numbers, and i'll see if there are enough. Bt pls not any of the pleasure house girls. LOL

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Hope not, were cool now, i think! Just a bito fun,no

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      nazishnasim 8 years ago

      M.A.D

      Surely BC doesn't take offense to that! :D

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      naz, between you and me... nah, already have my eyes on BC

      Whikat, are they all ur ex's. wow!!! you are kinky...

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      Whikat 8 years ago

      Hmm, I can't decide which one I want first! (To put their clothes back on!) LOL, how did you get all those pictures of my ex-boyfriends? :-) :-)

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      nazishnasim 8 years ago

      M.A.D

      And I wish I had your sense of homor ... so lezze where does that make us stand? :/

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      You like kinky, yes... know you are nodding.

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      BC, i meant sharing you with all the women...

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      BadCo 8 years ago

      Sharing what ? Tis a website I don't know about you Paul but I can't see me worrying about sharing air lol, and you call me crazy ??

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Wow LMAO this is like a pick-up joint had fun reading the comments.

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      I dont like sharing... Haha.

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      feeweewv 8 years ago from Between A Dream And Reality

      I'm entertaining the both of u... :) There's enough of me to go around :)

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      feeweewv 8 years ago from Between A Dream And Reality

      Goodnight Pauli . sweet dreams

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      BC, ice berg right in front of you, go see or you'll sail into it, she's flirting with me. hiehie.

      I'm off to bed, almost midnight in dark africa. peace.

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      feeweewv 8 years ago from Between A Dream And Reality

      Yayyyy! :)

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      feeweewv 8 years ago from Between A Dream And Reality

      LOL... I like the attention :)

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      competition for you is heating you is heating up hun.

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      feeweewv 8 years ago from Between A Dream And Reality

      That's whats up :)

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Two hard heads need to rub a little to get to the smooth side of the other head.

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      feeweewv 8 years ago from Between A Dream And Reality

      I come back to get a gander at the eye candy... LOL... and I read the comments... am glad you and BC are cool now... i was worried :)

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Not to worry princessa, I got an email from some one, and the feeling was she didn't like it or the way i portrayed it, at all. maybe she likes big guys, AND NOT SCRAWNY LIL GUYS LIKE ME. lol

       I hope she reads this comment...

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      Wendy Iturrizaga 8 years ago from France

      LOL I can't believe I was caught!!! I came looking for some eye candy and I found the softest marshmallows one could imagine. It's so unfair!!! I even poured myself a glass of wine before my little finger would hit the magic key and delight me with some amazing hot pictures :P

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      dont write that, the chics might see it and think i'm a sissy... haha

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Candy: rather late than never, i guess, gems, gems candy!!!

      Badco: no worries mate, no hard feelings either, now go sail your ship... haha

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      Candie V 8 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

      Ok, so I got here late. Seems like the way I run this week.. MAD, you found the gems out there by golly! The "wow" factor was off the charts!

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      pleasure is all mine naz, just wish i had your skills as a writer.

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      nazishnasim 8 years ago

      I wish I had a name to address you with but for the while I shall stick to your pen name...

      men are dorks,

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAA .... LOVED THE HUB! :D

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Badco. I was about to say arshole, then saw I your second comment and thought you cant be an arshole, just a puny little make beliveve bad guy. Even really bad people and other pretend to be bad, has feelings... haha, no need to apologise, all in good faith... ps. Better look behind you where ever you go, i'm watcing you...

      tx cindy, but none of them were of me, I cant take any credit.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Hey M.A.D loved the pics lol

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      aha... and what or where would your imagination take you too...

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      time2gethealthy 8 years ago from Northern California

      Thanks for thinking of us ladies...all too often we get overlooked in the stimulus department! :)

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Hi rat, that a really dood idea... have al the hubbers to add a comment to each pic.

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      ratcliffe07 8 years ago

      haha they are hilarious!!! My favorite is the old man with a can in his hand and his hand over his heart...I can just imagine him saying "My heart! There is a beautiful woman in a bikini!"

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Mom stop checking the ads and click on them. its really not hard.

      fee: ummmm... dorky. tx

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      Laughing Mom 8 years ago

      Well, now the ad is "How to cure Genital Warts". It gets more and more humorous by the second.

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      feeweewv 8 years ago from Between A Dream And Reality

      This was ummmm.... LOL.... well... ummm is the only word i can think of to explain it all... it made me laugh though.

      and October in the fish net... hubba hubba... lol

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      pat, and i thought i'm a dork... bey

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      neither do I, silly. im kidding nothing funny you all.

      im off to bed past midnight here now, swt drms

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      Patty Inglish 8 years ago from USA. Member of Asgardia, the first space nation, since October 2016

      One of the funniest, silliest things I've ever seen! Those guys are good sports and looked like they were having fun.

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      Frieda Babbley 8 years ago from Saint Louis, MO

      But I don't have manboobs!

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      bad you mom. its ironic, my hub, manboobs, what does all the girls think of me...

      yes u 2 fried

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      Laughing Mom 8 years ago

      Send him yours, Frieda. I'm certain he has the most honorable of intentions.

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      Frieda Babbley 8 years ago from Saint Louis, MO

      Of who?!!!!

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      Laughing Mom 8 years ago

      What cracks me up is the first ad on your hub here. "Remove Man Boobs". I didn't click on it, so you missed out on some revenue there.

      They're in the mail.

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      But I'l need nude pics. full monty, yeah

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      Laughing Mom 8 years ago

      I think I can handle it.

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      L/mom, are you in on my new venture, its gonnabe gooood, little naughty though...

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      Laughing Mom 8 years ago

      It took me so long to comment because I had to catch my breath from laughing. I am SO thankful the indecent ones were removed!!

      There's something not quite fair about this. You guys get the fake boobs and sexy lingerie, and we get real boobs and, well, lingerie gone completely wrong!! I have to visit the Vin Deisel hub now.

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      tx fried. i'm on my way...

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      Frieda Babbley 8 years ago from Saint Louis, MO

      Well don't keep us hangin' by a jock strap! Get on with it man! By the way, it's national HOLY COW! YOU'RE A HOTTIE! day. Check it out at the forums. (hope you don't mind mad)

      http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/14398#post177403

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      I have a great idea... and working on it bt I'll need every one's co-op. Soon...

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      Frieda Babbley 8 years ago from Saint Louis, MO

      July is hottest, by far. I don't know what to do with myself. Mighty Mom, hows about you and me hit the Chipendale Club tonight. I need to get rid of some of these bills.

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      Susan Reid 8 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

      Hold me back!

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      Tom Cornett 8 years ago from Ohio

      Man boobs and fish nets...Im skipping lunch! :)

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Yu two first, come to think of it when I re-read your comment. I promise I'l ony check the hair, eyebrows, feet, hands, smile and neck out, or perve over them.

      Show me yours and i'll show you mine... This could be interresting...

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Do you want the schock of your life dear...

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Yes I agree with Raven when can us gals expect to see a little flesh from you men are dorks

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      5:30am you aussies are always on the wrong side. sport, and now time, and you are on the opposite side of the normal living world. tx cleo, are you read for your wednesday. we are still tue night. yanks are afternoon. weird unch of friends together....

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      Roselyn Mendoza 8 years ago from Philippines

      Ooooheemmmmgeeeeeh! I should've known better. You said 'male' -- not 'hunks.' But I enjoyed laughing (and shrieking) at 5:30 in the morning :D

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      why apek, am I too sexy for this, or they too sexy for me...

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      apeksha 8 years ago from India.

      Oh Lord Save me...

      I havent expected this kind of hub from u pauli...

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Raven: me pose, no ways, i'm too shy...

      Raven: well, at least I got your attention, now only cindy and laughing mom...

      Tx guys

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Paul, your an ass. I come in here thinking you are gonna send me off to never never land with sweet visions in my head. Now I'm gonna have nightmares. Ugh, there isn't a nice set of eyebrows in the bunch. Well actually you have nice eyebrows, but your not in a calendar... are you?

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      Raven King 8 years ago from Cabin Fever

      I don't know if I'm good. But it is your turn to pose. :D

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Yeah you wish, imagine a rimppled frog jumping out...

      are you gud hun?

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      Raven King 8 years ago from Cabin Fever

      Funny. Great hub, but their bikinis cover too much they should switch to thongs and cheetah fur. ;)

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Blonde: sorry misjudged the time enjoy your day...

      Ivor: did the check the link to the blondes vs brunetts out...

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      Ivorwen 8 years ago from Hither and Yonder

      Ha ha hahahaha! Those are great!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      LMAO it is only 7.17am in the morning. still groggy. My alarm goes off at 6.00am. What a way to wake up though, looking and judging men haha

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Luv you too hun, aint it way past your bedtime is aussie land already. gee in early in the mornin there, whats keepin u up.

      perhps me... swt drms.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Omg alack and alas. You are so sweet to think of us red blooded ladies. I have gone through the pics, I have studied the boobs, the buttocks and the vital male organs, as well as the eyebrows, the hair, the six packs, and...errrr....they just don't quite hit my spot LMAO...yes on this page I would have to say the winner is men are dorks.

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Dont you recognise him here, no, next moths edition perhaps....

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      Isabellas 8 years ago from Ohio

      Wow, I knew my husband was talking about going to the beach, but man I hope he wasn't in a calendar shoot!

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Bren, are you crazy... they are  beauts. Go check this one, they are prettier.

      https://hubpages.com/relationships/Stricktly-for-m

      What did you think when you first saw it. did it tickle you to go and see whats all the hoo-ha about...

      I'm still waiting for the picture...

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      brenda scully 8 years ago

      they are gross...... you should be doing this challenge, the way you are putting out so many hubs.....