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Men Who Wear Lingerie, What's Your Lingerie Totem?

Updated on October 16, 2009

Totems have been used as part of ancient spiritual traditions for centuries. A totem is a symbol of a person's inner power. Animal totems were popular back in prehistoric times, and certain cultural traditions such as the Native American traditions carry on the notion of animal totems to this day.

For some modern men lingerie represents the hidden side of themselves, the secret power that lurks away out of the sight of the world. If you're a man who wears lingerie you might be wondering, 'what's my lingerie totem?'

Good news! You don't need to drink peyote and go on a spirit journey of intense and prolonged vomiting to find out, simply see if any of the three main totem types below call to your lingerie soul.

The Bra

Those with the totem of the bra seek stability. Their power lies in reliability mixed with sensuality, though others may find them controlling at times. Those with the bra as their totem tend to be leaders, coming first before all others. People with a tendency to be unstable or flighty find those with the totem of the bra to be very attractive. Beware, with the totem of the bra comes great responsibility.

The Panties

Those with the totem of the panties have a special connection to the deep and intimate secrets of humanity. Though they may seem a little flaky and superficial at first, they show their true colors when the chips are down. Those with the totem of the panties can be chameleon like in their approach to the world, appearing to be one thing one day, and one the next. They are jacks of all trades, masters of all styles.

The Stockings

Those with the totem of the stockings are all about action. In constant motion, these men adapt and change to new circumstances with barely a murmur of complaint. Those with the stockings as their totem may seek recreation or careers in active fields such as sports, the military, in the police service or as firemen. Flexible, malleable, but with a delicate streak that can be their undoing if something snags them the wrong way, those with the totem of the stockings should take time to care for themselves

You can haz steal this article? Be my guest. Plz to back link however, and accredit the author, Hope Alexander, or her angry animal totem may seek vengeance upon the soft underbelly of your interwebz operation.


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      GoneNylon 9 years ago

      I am of the People of Panties and the Clan of Hipster and the family of Lace. Gathered in a pair of Warner's "The End," lace panties, I'm softly secured, occasionally gently tickled by lace and know I can face down the challenges that meet me.

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      likewhatiam 9 years ago

      Hi Hope love your hubs they are the best, my totems would have to be panties and stockings just love the feeling of both. Keep up the good work.

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      ILoveLingerie 9 years ago

      My totem is: The Panties