Men In Panties: The Great Debate, Thong Vs Bikini Showdown!
Sometimes it's good to take a break from the petty problems of the world and focus on something important, so here we are men, discussing what could be one of the greatest dilemmas for a man who wears panties. Should you wear a thong or a bikini? Because this could conceivably affect the rest of your life, it's a decision you need to make with as much information at your fingertips as possible.
Here's the scoop...
- can be worn to give you that 'sexy' whale tale look. This is nice if you like to pretend you're a slutty teen girl, or an older woman who wishes she was a slutty teen girl.
- may ride up uncomfortably. Strike that. Thongs will ride up uncomfortably. It is this writer's opinion that people who wear thongs, be they male or female, are masochists of the highest order. This problem is exacerbated for males who have sensitive apparatus down yonder and who may not enjoy having the thin strap of fabric acting getting tangled up. Then again, some men might like that sort of thing. To each his own.
- mean that there is no 'VPL' or visible panty line. Now this can come in handy if you're one of these men who wants to wear panties to work or just out in general, but who doesn't want to be discovered. Thongs have long been worn by women as a kind of covert panty, a tool that allows them to wear tight, sheer fabrics around their posteriors without showing off less sexy panty lines. Those little minxes might be on to something, you know.
Bikini Cut Panties...
- provide nice firm coverage, which for many men, is what wearing panties is all about in the first place. There is a decent proportion of the panty wearing male population that prefers to feel their panties across their backsides, sliding in that smooth way that only a nice pair of panties can. A thong simply can't compete when it comes to coverage.
- are much more comfortable than thongs. Though there are some people both male and female who claim that thongs are comfortable, I think they're either lying, or the nerve in their posterior region have been so numbed by years of thong torture, or perhaps regular ass kicking, that they no longer know what they're talking about.
- are a little boring. Kind of. In many ways they're the sliced white bread of the panty world. Having said that, I quite like sliced white bread, as it makes excellent toast, and never chafes my privates.
Well men, the choice is yours, so chose wisely. It may one day be vitally important.