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Personality Test: What's Your Celebrity Type? (Women's Version)

Updated on October 13, 2009

Ever wondered what celebrity you're most like? Looking to further emulate an already dangerously idolized girly role model? Take this super fun test and find out what celebrity type you are! Guaranteed to enlighten and inspire, you can also use it as a tool to help mold your life to match that of the celebrity you have the most affinity with. Remember, you're too weak and silly to possibly make your own way in life, your best bet is to slavishly follow the trends illustrated by celebrities in the media.

Question One

Your relationship is ending, do you:

A) Make your peace with the situation and move on by marrying someone half your age.

B) Cut loose, cut your hair, flash your boobs, go mad.

C) Rub your hands together in glee. You're about to become a multi millionaire!

Question Two

You're getting to that age when your biological clock starts kicking in, do you:

A) Cut a swathe through the world, adopting underprivileged children left right and center. When inseminated yourself, travel to far flung corners of the world to give birth.

B) Buy a lot of little dogs. Unlike children you can palm them off to handlers when they're not cute any more.

C) Get knocked up by the first person you see, preferably somebody else's' boyfriend.

D) Start poking holes in your boyfriend or husband's condoms, babies are so great, and if you break up there's a good chance you can sue for child support!

Question Three

Your career is flagging, do you:

A) Work on it by refocusing your energies and coming up with some top notch work you'll be remembered for long after you're dead.

B) Flash your privates to the paparazzi on a drunken night out

C) Crash your car into a tree whilst drunk, get charged with a DUI, but claim the drugs in your pants are there because the pants aren't yours

D) Career? What career?

Question Four

When getting dressed up to go out, do you:

A) Make sure you're wearing something truly original and stylish. You'd just die if anyone else had ever worn this dress before.

B) Make sure that your nipples are clearly visible through your top

C) Make sure that you've removed your panties before donning your very short skirt

Question 5

It's meal time and you're hungry, do you:

A) Go find something to eat, the fattier the better.

B) Go find something healthy and nutritious to eat.

C) Go find some appetite suppressing tea.

D) Hungry? Must be time for another mouth tingling dose of crack!

Question Six

Finish the following sentence.

I got where I am today mainly through:

A) Hard work and dedication to my craft

B) Because my daddy was famous

C) Flashing my lady bits whenever someone with a camera goes by.

D) Wha? Where am I? What day is it?

Scoring

For each of your answers, you'll either be awarded a pair of pink panties, a silver spoon, or a gold coin. Add up how many of each you have at the end of the test, and whichever category you've scored highest in, go on to read the eerily accurate personality report prepared especially for you! (That's right, just for you. You're special. Very special.)

Question 1 A) Gold Coin B) Pink Panties C) Gold Coin

Question 2 A) Silver Spoon B) Pink Panties C) Pink Panties D) Gold Coin

Question 3 A) Silver Spoon B) Pink Panties C) Pink Panties D) Gold Coin

Question 4 A) Gold Coin B) Pink Panties C) Pink Panties

Question 5 A) Congratulations, you're Rosie O'Donnell! B) Silver Spoon C) Pink Panties + Gold Coin D) Silver Spoon

Question 6 A) Silver Spoon B) Silver Spoon C) Pink Panties D) Pink Panties

Pink Panties = Troubled Starlet

Nicole Richie/Paris Hilton/Britney Spears/Lindsay Lohan

Congratulations! You're a troubled starlet. Your fate is to lurch from crisis to crisis, exposing your privates and getting wasted until you're either accidentally knocked up or sent to rehab under a court order. You have a tenuous grasp on what actually constitutes reality, mostly because ever since you can remember you've been surrounded by riches and people who will quite literally kiss your ass if you ask them to.

Silver Spoon = Daddy's Girl

Angelina Jolie/Brooke Hogan/Miley Cyrus

You're a nice enough person, but fame and riches have come easily to you because your parents were already rich and famous. Because you secretly doubt your talent, you feel the need to constantly prove your worth by working harder and doing more good deeds than other stars. Though you probably won't crash and burn publicly, chances are high that you'll suffer inwardly whilst always wearing a big plastic smile for the world at large. Buying stocks in a pharmaceutical company will help you recoup some of the money you will pay out in mood balancing medication.

Gold Coin = Gold Digger

Denise Richards/Heather Mills/Pamela Anderson

Though you possess little actual talent, you're hot enough to be able to tempt some of the richest men into your bed, where you weave a terrible spell upon them that makes them want to marry you without any legal protections. Though you will lead a privileged life, you will probably never be truly happy, mostly because of the hate mail you receive daily by the ton.

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    • Tater2tot profile image

      Tater2tot 

      10 years ago from ~~~

      Lol. Congrats your Rosie O'Donnel? Why on Earth would you be congradulating someone that is Rosie O'Donnel. Haha. I guess I am a Daddy's girl like Angelina Jolie, Brooke Hogen and Miley Cyrus. Haha. Very Entertaining hub.

    • CJStone profile image

      CJStone 

      10 years ago from Whitstable, UK

      Oh no, I'm all of these, and I'm not even a girl!

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