Popular Pubic Hair Styles: History and How To Create Them
There was a time when hair styles meant only turning heads, but not any more...
Nowadays, beauty may be only skin deep but it apparently does extend to every square millimetre of that skin – visible or not. In a world gone apparently mad, we have invented laser hair removal, pubic hair waxing, and don't even mention "vaginal enhancement" (which is the polite advertising speak for a plastic surgery operation for women in search of a designer vagina). In some countries this procedure is the fastest growing form of cosmetic surgery, which is REALLY scary. Yes, seriously.
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A Well-Maintained Thatch
In The Name Of Fashion...
Is there anything women won't do in the name of fashion? Apparently, to be fashionable nowadays, you need to invest in more than some upmarket designer or celebrity-look-alike accessories. You need to pay attention (and in some cases, a lot of money) to your nether regions. Naomi Campbell, Gwyneth Paltrow – the list of celebs with designer thatches is endless. Yes we're talking about pubic hairstyling, ladies.
The Root Of The Problem: Puberty And Pubic Hair
Around about puberty, we tend to change. Young people start to develop adult tastes, experimenting with drugs, rock and roll and yes, You-Know-What. S-E-X. Women grow breasts, brightly colored fingernails, piercings, tattoos and more than a passing interest in the opposite sex. They suddenly develop shoe fetishes and handbag fads, and start to do most things in a not-so-subtly different way.
But what, at the same time, is happening downstairs?
During puberty your body releases large quantities of hormones called androgens. These hormones cause "androgenic hair" to grow. We're born with vellus hair all over, and then durng puberty the androgens cause some bits of it to change into "terminal hair". Androgens are male hormones, which is why men get more androgenic hair than ladies. This is more long, coarse and dark (yes, she MAY be a natural blonde guys, it's SUPPOSED to be darker…) than the vellus hair. Scalp, face, chest, armpits, and pubic area grow androgenic, terminal hair (sounds quite exciting when you put it like that, doesn't it?).
Did Mother Nature Invent Lawnmowers?
But why, oh why, Mother Nature? Well, the pubic hair has a big part to play in the sexual drama that puberty unfolds - in gathering the scent of your nether regions, the pheromones, so members of the opposite sex can smell your availability more easily. That is, if the pheromones can get past the Calvin Klein underwear, body lotion, deororant, perfume, FemFresh panty liners, and clothing we add to the surface, that is.
But I'm not curly! (at least not on top)
Unlike regular head hair, pubic hair tends to be curly. There's a reason for this. Pubic hair follicles are more sensitive to androgens that other hair follicles, so they push out hair that's more curly. Kinky, huh?
History of Pubic Hair Styes
Cited by the Oxford English Dictionary as the first usage of the word merkin – a pubic wig. Then worn by prostitutes to cover the signs of lice and venereal disease, now worn by actresses in films…
Britain's Penthouse magazine exposes pubic hair for the first time in a pornographic magazine "albeit to the point of invisibility". Hugh Hefner famously refused to show pubic hair in his Playboy magazine, while his rival publication, Penthouse, laid it out for all to see….
Rio de Janeiro's beaches give rise to the fashion phenomenon the string bikini. This covers your "front bottom" but leaves the rear exposed. Nowadays this is hardly news, with the "thong" reportedly being the no 1 selling underwear for some age groups. But this is where the rot apparently set in. Enter soon afterwards the Brazilian bikini, so small that it requires either a very brave face on it, or removal of at least part of the pubic hair. Et Voila! Popular uubic hair styles and styling was truly born!
Model Carmen Kass appears in a Gucci ad pulling down her panties to reveal a letter G shaven into her thatch. The iconic image was taken by photographer Mario Testino, and appears in Vogue's February 2003 edition. He called the image "Pubic Enemy". It caused pubic outrage in some countries, and was the source of a fair bit of vitriolic about advertising and sex/the degradation of women in the media. Rather surprisingly, your favorite designer logo doesn't seem to have made it as a popular pubic hairstyle, though...
David Beckham Mohican haircut
During the 2002 World Cup, co-hosted by Japan, David Beckham sported a Mohican haircut. It's well-known that Mr Beckham is idolised in many parts of Asia, but none more so than Japan. On a return visit to Japan in 2003, he might not have been too surprised to find that the Japanese ladies loved him still. And even more than Gucci. A Japanese magazine, Shukan Jitsuwa, ran an article on the trend, especially prevalent among female office workers, for styling their pubic hair into Mohicans...The Beckham Mohican for ladygardens instantly shot to no 1 in the pubic hairstyles fashion charts!
"Some magazines have carried articles about styling your pubic hair and they referred to the Beckham look," the magazine quoted Minako, an office worker. "But we'd been doing it for a while before those stories came out." Yeah right. The Geisha's just got up and decided their pubic hairstyles were a little "au naturelle" and fancied a little bit off the sides all completely out of the blue? And Victoria Beckham's the Pope.
Sienna Miller has to have her ladygarden "digitally enhanced" for her film role in "Hippie Hippie Shake". Set in the swinging sixties, apparently Ms Miller's bush wasn't vintage enough to look the part. Most modern popular pubic hair styles are rather thinner on the ground, so to speak, than classic vintage shag pile... The Studio allegedly tried a merkin, or pubic wig initially, but there were one or two nude scenes and it just didn't look realistic. So she was digitally given a full head of hair at both ends, but the pubic hairstyle's stylist doesn't seem to be credited in the film's credit... Funny that.
DIY Pubic Hair Styles For The LadyGardening Enthusiast
Firstly, you are not alone, even if you choose not to visit a salon that does pubic hair work. You too can have whichever of the current popular pubic hair styles you choose. You can buy your own wax, shavers and even stencil kits for the DIY enthusiastic among you (or the terminally embarrassed).
Ex Playboy Deborah Driggs has written a helpful guide – "The Girl's Guide To Primping, Passion and Pubic Fashion" by Deborah Driggs and Karen Risch. Anyone wishing to check this out can purchase a copy here:
Betty Beauty Dye
I Don't Want To Get My Locks Off!
If you'd rather keep all the hair you have, fret not, you can just dye it.
Betty dye is completely natural specially formulated for "Betty hair" and comes in a range of colors. That is, it's composition is completely natural – I'm just not sure how natural it is to dye your ladygarden in the first place. It also covers grey hair, so those of you who worry your private parts may appear a little past their sell by date can now sleep at night.
In Paul Verhoeven's WW2 thriller "Black Book", BLACK BOOK, the brunette heroine peroxides her lower hair to go deep undercover as an Aryan princess.
Seriously, you should not use normal hair dye "down below" because the skin is sensitive and the chemicals in regular hair dye can irritate and inflame. Plus, normal hair dyes tend to run… need I say more? I'm sure you get the picture. And if not, visit Nancy Jarecki's Betty Beauty Inc for the full low down on the pubic hairstyles scene.
How Does Your LadyGarden Grow? Popular Pubic Hair Styles For All Tastes – In Alphabetical Order
- The Afro Not confined to heads, it seems.
- The ArrowA Brazilian strip, with an arrowhead on the bottom – presumably in case that special someone needs a little help finding their way home.
- The Bikini Bottom/Bikini LineJust a little tidying really – hair remains giving the effect of a bikini bottom shape when viewed from the front (excuse me for being dense but don't they all look like that anyway?)
- The Brazilian The most famous popular pubic hair style of them all... Removing all but a very thin strip down the centre.
- The CardsharkHair is removed to leave a playing card design. Hearts, diamonds and spades are popular but clubs rarely sported. And apparently it's not the done thing to centralise the design – it should be to one side of centre.
- The Charlie Chaplin A horizontal strip like a Chaplin moustache. Also called the Hitler or Adolf.
- The FrenchRemoving a strip of hair both sides – less dramatic than a Brazilian.
- The Hollywood/Lolita/Kojak/Yuk BrynnerAll gone. Nada.
- The IsoscelesThis is a triangular version of the French.
- The Landing StripReferred to in Military circles as the Runway. Wider than a Brazilian, narrower than a French. It's all in the width…
- The MC HammerChevrons, as seen on the famous eyebrow. And no, your third eye is on your FOREHEAD...
- The MohawkOr, as they say in Japan, the Beckham Mohawk… About the same width as a Brazilian or slightly wider. What's in a name anyway?
- The Patchouli All over the place, au naturelle. Also called the Rasta, and the Madonna.
- The Princess CutA vertical oval shape like an American Football or Rugby Ball.
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Leaving It To The Professionals? Pubic Hairstyle Salon Procedure Tips For The Uninitiated
- Be prepared for embarrassing moments.
- Take lots of tissues. It hurts!
- Choose wisely. You can't get it changed if you don't like the results – it will need to grow out.
- No, you can't keep your underwear on.
- Wax is actually hot. Just be prepared.
- Stubble? Yes. Be warned.
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- Popular Pubic HairStyles Part 2 - For Men Only!
Popular Pubic Hair Styles as a hub went only so far... it focussed on the Ladygardeners among us. BUT... "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do," they say – and that used to be a simple motto to live...
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