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Slinky, Stealthy Vanity Fair Hi-Cut Panties

Updated on May 10, 2010
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80% Nylon, 20% Spandex, 100% gorgeous. That's the only apt way I can think of to describe Vanity Fair's Hi Cut panties, you know the panties I'm talking about. They're the panties in the picture, the ones with the metallic shine that just won't allow you to tear your eyes away.

'Hope', you might say. 'These panties, they lack the adornment I am used to as a connoisseur of lingerie. How could you bring such vile plainness to my attention!?'

And to you I would say one word: Stealth.

And then I would explain that by pointing out the fact that even the most anti women's clothing partner is going to have a hard time identifying that these truly are women's panties.

These are simple panties, to be sure, in fact, they're so simple that I don't think I would be wrong to say that any men who love lingerie would do well to add these to their collection for those times where you want to wear a nice pair of women's panties, but onlookers may disapprove.

There are, as you can see, absolutely no additional frills to these panties. These panties are about, fit, feel and function, and that's okay. A panty that feels good is worth a hundred panties that look pretty but make you want to tear them off five minutes after you put them on.

The seams of these panties are not at the sides or the back, but towards the front, which means no visible panty line, and the incredible smooth fabric means that your clothing won't cling to these panties either, which is nice. There's nothing more annoying than having your skirt hiked halfway up your legs because the fabric of your skirt and the fabric of your panties developed some kind of life and death, Romeo and Juliet static attraction whilst you were sitting down.

What colors do they come in? What a fine question. 'Do they come in beige, Hope?' you are probably asking your screen. Of course they come in beige. It is my immense misfortune to spend a lifetime reviewing panties that come in beige. Like Atlas with his rock, as soon as I find a lovely pair of panties I am invariably crushed by their milky light brown hue. Vanity Fair has seen fit to stick the knife in twice by offering two separate shades of beige, one lighter, called 'Damask Neutral' and one darker, called 'Sunkissed'. You can also obtain these panties in white 'Star White' and black 'Mid Black'.

I particularly enjoy the fact that Vanity Fair is unable even to call black simply 'black', instead it is 'Mid Black, a term so nonsensical it transcends all the currently known laws of physics.

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      Hope Alexander 8 years ago

      I'm very sure, but even VF calls them hi cut brief panties. I took this off the VF site :) You're not the only reader to have them confused however. If you go to hewearspanties.com and click on the link to the actual panty page, that confirms it.

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      Nanciboy 8 years ago

      Hope,

      Are you sure the panties in the picture are what VF calls Hicuts? They look more like briefs to me. And I'm speaking as a guy who owns a good many pair of VF Hipsters and Hicuts in several colors. The ones I have that are similar to the pictured color were called Rose Beige.

      Anyway, they are great go to the doctor panties. Obviously not tightie-whities, but not lacy either. Not that I have anything against lacy panties. ;-)

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      qp 8 years ago

      I believe that's the Body Caress style. I like them and everything else that I've tried from Vanity Fair. (My personal favorite is the Body Shine Illumination style.) You should be able to find more colors at a physical store.

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      chevy34_00 8 years ago

      I can pass on the beige, but these panties are very comfortable to wear.

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      ILoveLingerie 8 years ago

      That's right, my fellow comrade, viva la revolución!

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      shortbread 8 years ago

      Hope,

      We agree on the panties this time and yes I own several pairs in white.Not that beige is at the top of my undie list but really,I can think of much worse things in the universe....LOL

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      Hope Alexander 8 years ago

      Death to all beige!

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      ILoveLingerie 8 years ago

      Death to beige!!! :D

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      John 8 years ago from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, USA

      Very Nice!, :)

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