ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Snow White Dresses | Because Feminism Sucks

Updated on December 1, 2009
I'm useless without a man...
I'm useless without a man...

Snow White is a tale for the ages. It represents the value of beauty and purity, and reinforces the way that ugly people will always try and bring pretty girls down. It's a hard world to live in when you're a beautiful woman, and I'm just glad that we have fairy tales to impress the value of looking good on impressionable young females who will one day grow up to feel insecure about their looks and be hyper focused on beauty only to find that they are put out to pasture at the age of 25, when younger, hotter women come along.

If I was a parent, I would leap at the chance to dress my small child in clothing that affirms the importance of shallow beauty, and the misogynistic idea that every pretty woman is simply a waste of space until her Prince Charming comes along and saves her. In the meantime, of course, before she finds her prince, she should not be above consorting with multiple partners with epic personality disorders. She should befriend people who are chronically angry (Grumpy), who suffer from narcolepsy (Sleepy) , incredibly stupid people (Dopey), manic people(Happy), ones who are chronically ill (Sneezy), and shy and intellectual types (Bashful and Doc) just to round off all the dysfunction. A child that hasn't learned the value of living in a commune rife with testosterone and serving the whims of its male inhabitants has missed out on a valid life lesson.

So yes, why not purchase a Snow White dress for your child? She can enjoy imaging how fun it would be to be a real princess with no real skills apart from being pretty and kind. Allow her to escape from the horrid real world in which her intellect and various skills and talents might have to be put to some use for her to achieve anything of any note, into a lovely fantasy land in which lying down on her back and being found by a rich man will propel her into a lifetime of love and riches.

Some people might say that fairy tales are outmoded and perhaps even dangerous as they teach girls the fact that they are essentially useless and perhaps even evil if they are not pretty, but those people are idiots who will no doubt have children who grow up to poison pretty people with apples.

Buy a Snow White dress for your little vapid princess today!

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • Philipo profile image

      Philipo 

      8 years ago from Nigeria

      Nice hub. Very interesting from the beginning to the end.

    • Hope Alexander profile imageAUTHOR

      Hope Alexander 

      8 years ago

      Because Snow White was a useless retard and not a fit role model for female or male children.

    • profile image

      pauls_boat 

      8 years ago

      very funny but why no snow white dresses for your little boy if he wants one?

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)