The 3 Wolf Moon Tshirt. It's that good.
The Three Wolf Moon T Shirt
Does the Shirt Live up to the Hype?
Well to sum it up- yes. I've noticed a lot more women coming up to me after donning this sweet, sweet shirt. Criminals cower in fear of me. The only flaw? There are no wolves on the back of the shirt, so my flank is exposed.
This became an issue when someone decided to mug me. They crept up behind me and held a knife to my back. Luckily, I was wearing my shirt, which gave me mystical kung fu ability. I, a 400 big boned man, was able to swiftly disarm my opponent. As I turned, he noticed the shirt. Have you ever smelled fear? I have. And it smells like doody.