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The Five Sluttiest Wedding Dresses

Updated on June 8, 2009

That Special Day

(Note: The pictures for this article come from manofest.com. All the text is original.)

The wedding day is a special day in every woman's life. One she dreams of from the time she is a little girl right up until the 'big day', and it's a day on which she wants to feel like a princess. Months and months have gone into the preparations, from the caterers to the flowers. She goes to the spa for a facial, a pedicure and a manicure. She has her hair done at the most expensive hairdresser in town. The rehearsal dinner is organized, the reception hall chosen and paid for, and the entertainment carefully selected. Perhaps most important element of all is the wedding dress.

The dress might be purchased new for a small fortune or may have been handed down for generations, from grandmother to mother to daughter, and expertly tailored to emphasize the bride's lovely figure and femininity. It comes as no surprise that above all, the dress is the single iconic representation of the wedding itself, and reflects the brides feelings and sensibilities, a beautifully wrapped package to be presented to the lucky boy who will excitedly open his gift that very evening on the honeymoon.

So why would some brides dress like sluts? I could go on with some psychobabble about “low self-esteem,” but the truth is I don't know. Maybe they think they're hot (or maybe they are) and they want everyone to know just what this guy is getting. Perhaps it's the natural extension of the same culture that brought us “Girls Gone Wild,” only in this case it's “Brides Gone Slutty.” The fact is, I just don't know. The best I can do is tell you the true stories of the 5 following brides and let you decide for yourself what makes them treat their wedding as if it's the bachelor party. I wouldn't like my bride to dress like this. I couldn't handle it, being the jealous type prone to sulking and donnybrooks. But I don't mind it when it's some other sucker's wife. Nope...don't mind it at all. Here then, from least to most, are the Five Sluttiest Wedding Dresses.

#5: The Teddy

It comes as no surprise that this one's called The Teddy. She even looks like she's ready for bed. Heck, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. But it would be a mistake to get involved with this woman   She'll attract so many guys you'll be beating them off with a stick.  You'll have to constantly be on your guard against the many guys who will try to break in on your matrimonial bliss.  No, better leave this one alone, but the temptation makes it difficult.

Overheard at Wedding:

You think she 'samples' from a lot of sources when she makes a song; wait till tonight. We'll see who she samples from when she makes her husband.”

#4: The Shorts Dress

I'm at a loss with this one. On the one hand, I suppose it fits the definition of “slutty,” but darn she looks good. It probably helps that this appears to be a model and not an actual bride. Of course, it's one thing to look at the picture and say it is attractive and appealing and quite another to be the guy marrying her. The one who must endure the the looks and salivating of the other men (and some of the women.) In the end, does she pass the mother test...would your mom like it? No. Mom wouldn't like it (but Dad would!) Sorry, I have to give it a thumbs down based on the mother test.

Overheard at Wedding:

You knock out the groom and I'll grab the bride.”

#3: The Pillow Fight

Her story is a tragic one. She ran away to Vegas when she was 14 to become a showgirl and fulfill her lifelong dream. But after being rejected by Siegfried and Roy, she labored in the sleazy, back street casinos always vowing to make it to the big time. Her dress is actually various pieces “filched” from several different shows, including the tiara which came from the show “The Princess and the Peacock.” Things never really worked out for the bride, and now she serves drinks at Dirty Dan's Emporium. She is marrying an Elvis Impersonator.

Overheard at Wedding:

"Yes, I have an objection, Reverend. I object to that dress!"


#2: The Melon Patch

Ahhh, the dress that lets everyone know her soon-to-be husband has a boob fetish. The men in attendance will like it just fine and all will be anxiously awaiting the inevitable “wardrobe malfunction.” This is the equivalent of the groom wearing a codpiece, and seems to say “spring is busting out all over.” The bride enjoys bowling and doing jumping jacks for her appreciative man.

Overheard at Wedding:

Holy gazongas!”

#1: The Lady Godiva

What's wrong with this picture? Look at her and then look at him. It doesn't fit. It does not compute. But on closer examination, it does make sense and here's how. The bride, Ivana Greencardavitch, is a Russian national here working at “Booties” dance club on a work visa. The guy is a customer. He is a sucker. Or maybe he knows he's being had but thinks it's worth it for just one night of wedded bliss with this heavenly woman. Too bad it won't be tonight since Ivana is scheduled for the late shift.

Overheard at Wedding:

I wish they'd get this show on the road. The bride's meeting me back at the club for my weekly private.

You May Now ---- the Bride

I leave you with these thoughts: Isn't it the goal of every bride to look desirable on her wedding day? To appear at her best, most alluring? To make her husband-to-be proud of winning her heart, and by extension, make others jealous? Perhaps the women who wear these dresses are simply trying to present themselves in their best light as they see it, and are guilty of nothing more than poor judgment. And perhaps for that we can find it in our hearts to forgive them, to laugh with them, to wonder and admire the female form.

Or maybe they're just sluts. Can't blame a guy for trying.

The Important Poll

Would you wear - or would you like your wife to wear - one of these dresses?

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      Christoph Reilly 5 years ago from St. Louis

      fpherj48 - Thanks, friend. Glad you find me humorous. It's always nice to have people appreciate your efforts.

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      Paula 5 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      The dresses are sad.....but funny.....YOU? You're friggin hysterical! I'm wiping tears away!

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      Kimberly Schimmel 6 years ago from North Carolina, USA

      These "dresses" are the epitome of "white trash." These brides needed some kindly grandmother to take them aside and explain that there is a difference between wedding attire and honeymoon attire!

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      Christoph Reilly 6 years ago from St. Louis

      lifeisabeach: Umm, just a little. Thanks for the comment.

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      lifeisabeach 6 years ago

      Most wedding dresses could be more sexy, but these were over the top.

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      Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

      Andrew: Well said. I can't help but feel a little jealous when I view these pictures, and perhaps that's the point. Thanks for the comment!

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      Andrew Jones 7 years ago

      I have seen a lot of comments saying slutty, cheap etc. but the reality is that this is a beautiful young woman in peak condition and confident in her stunningly proportioned body,You can also clearly see that her spectacular gifts are full, firm and completely natural

      We should praise the brilliance of the dress maker who provides a fabulous display of the luscious ripe fruits and shares their perfection for all to see and appreciate.

      This is a woman showing the World that she is about to give herself to a very lucky man for physical pleasure – she will have made every man, the vicar included, concentrate on her, desire her and envy the groom who is on the threshold of enjoying a true, natural and suitably horny female in her prime.

      You can also clearly see that these are full, firm and completely natural Every man’s dream fulfilled in one incredible dress.

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      silverfoxygirl108 7 years ago

      It's amazing what people will do. lol This just shows you how far you can go! I liked the way you wrote the first part. :)

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      Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

      epigramman: And you, Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Hey, I don't mind the dresses. I'd like to be a guest at a couple or three of the soiree's, know what I mean? Thanks for the comment!

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      epigramman 7 years ago

      ..the only person who has a better profile picture than you at these pages of hub is Jesus Christ - but at least you're in good company.

      ..and how can any wedding dress be slutty - unless you're planning to consummate the marriage by sleeping with his best man!

      Gotta love your hubs though - they're fresh, exciting, witty and - of course - essential!

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      Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

      PaperNotes: I'm with you: Flaunt and let flaunt, I always say! Thanks for the comment!

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      PaperNotes 7 years ago

      OMG, those are very stimulating clothes for a wedding! It's good that the brides even managed to wear something for her wedding! We can't blame them, it's their style anyway.

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      Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

      MIGHTY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Susan Reid 7 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

      CHRISTOPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

      Wedding Invitation Designs

      Considering your business, your reaction is not surprising. My intention was not to make anyone sick though. Hope you feel better. Thanks for the comment!

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      Wedding Invitation Designs 7 years ago

      I just got a sick feeling in my stomach!

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      Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

      ritosolange: Thank you very much, and thanks for the comment!

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      ritosolange 7 years ago

      Oh my...funny hub. Great ending line.

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      Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

      Hi Dorsi, Yes, they're very...um,stunning. Thanks for the kind words and thank-you for the comment!

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      Dorsi Diaz 7 years ago from The San Francisco Bay Area

      OMG!! I feel embarrassed for these brides just looking at this! Poor judgment or what? I just don't know but I wouldn't have been caught dead wearing any of these dresses at my wedding. Of course I didn't have as much to show off but still.....

      Great hub and love your writing style..just hilarious!!

      Thumbs up!!

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      Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

      I don't know. What IS holding the fabric up? Hmmmm? I think #4 would have to walk very carefully; no running, no bouncing up and down (Of course, that would be half the fun of these dresses!)

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      gwendymom 7 years ago from Oklahoma

      Wow CR, I really wish you would stop using pictures of me without my permission. Just kidding. I am really wondering though what kind of miracle substance is holding the fabric to those breasts in pic 3 and 4. That some pretty powerful stuff!

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      wedding photographer 7 years ago

      I like any bridal ideas and I'm happy to see some diversity in the wedding dress. I like the article. Very interesting and catchy :)

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      Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

      Ahhhm, my kind of woman. No one (in their right mind) would deny you wearing anything you pleased. Thanks for the comment!

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      Isabelle22 7 years ago from Somewhere on the coastline

      Slutty dresses? I actually liked a few of them lol. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I loved this hub.

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      Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

      David V: You're welcome. Glad you liked the post. I'm with you. I wouldn't mind being a guest at a wedding where the bride wore one of these, but not my wife. Thanks for the comment!

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      David V 7 years ago

      great hub Christ...thanks for letting me know these "outstanding" wedding dresses....however i will not going to let my gf wear these dresses on our big day hahaa...

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      Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

      film critic: You are a wise man, dispensing your Soloman-like wisdom among the masses. As for myself, if my bride looked like that, I don't think I would mind this dress under any circumstance (but maybe just on the honeymoon.) Thanks for the comment!

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      film critic 7 years ago

      I am here to veto the thumbs down on #4 based on the mom test, as it is based on insufficient evidence.

      Although it is true that a mother of a 20-30 year old son might not approve of such a dress, the mother of a 45 year old, a mother who has otherwise lost all hope, would be happy with any wedding dress as long as it was attached to a bride.

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      Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

      Edward: Indeed. Thanks for the comment!

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      Edward 7 years ago

      #3 and #2: new definition of a booby-trap ...

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      Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

      frizon: Thank you for the comment!

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      frizon  7 years ago

      I think it's part of art and symbol of freedom as long it's not nude but if designer knows how to appreciate what wedding is I am sure she will never wear that gown.

      It's really bad

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      AEvans: Hi AE! I certainly couldn't do it...but then, nobody would want me to! Thanks for comment!

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      Julianna 8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      OMG! Those women are quite brave I could not imagine wearing any of them on my wedding day but do have to say they are quite sexy. :)

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Anath: That seems like a lot to put up with just so you can wear a sexy outfit. Perhaps just a little role playing?

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      Anath 8 years ago

      I could be a long wait, I need to wait for a marriage proposal first :-)

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      I, for one, would like to see you flaunt it in that Lady Godiva dress! I'm waiting...

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      Anath 8 years ago

      Ok... so I am the "if you've got it flaunt it type" what can I say? If I had a beach wedding I would love something like that Lady Godiva "dress".

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Ixxy: There are a few I would jump at...at least till honeymoon was over! Thnxxy Ixxy!

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      lxxy 8 years ago from Beneath, Between, Beyond

      ;D I dunno, many guys would jump @ this...like K-Fed.

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Cgull: That is certainly a possibility. Thanks for your comment!

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      cgull8m 8 years ago from North Carolina

      I don't think they are serious about the wedding. Probably they are more interested in the money rather than the marriage.

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Mary: You would probably say something like, "I make wedding dresses that celebrate the female form!" lol Thanks for the comment and the visit!

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      MaryD008 8 years ago

      In the years I've been making wedding dresses I've never been asked to make any like these. Not sure what I would say if I was

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      stephanie: Thanks for coming by. Yeah, I think if I had it, I'd be a total s*ut! lol Thanks for the comment!

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      Stephanie 8 years ago from Texas

      Hey Chris. I'm just reading this, better late than never right? :)

      Loved this! Very funny but true hub.

      Truthfully though , if I had it to flaunt like these ladies I would at least think about flaunting it. ;) Well, probably not to this extreme haha.

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      laswi: That would make some grooms very uncomfortable. But to each his own. I wouldn't mind being at one of these weddings, but I wouldn't want it to be mine.

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      laswi 8 years ago from Sri Lanka

      With this type of wedding dresses the groom can show the real beauty of his bride to the relations and friends and the whole world sometimes.

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      lauralolita: It is amazing, isn't it. Thanks for your comment.

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      lauralolita 8 years ago from Florida

      Wow, Those are disgusting! I can't believe some women actually want to wear those "dresses" on the most important day of their lives. Ridiculous.

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      BeautySpeaks: Thanks! Most people think number two is the most tame. I think you should wear a number 4! Thanks for the comment!

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      BeautySpeaks 8 years ago from Prince Georges County, Maryland

      FUNNY!! Especially #2...wowzers!!

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      sixty: Ha! I think there would be quite a hub bub when she enters the room!

      Isyan: thanks for your comment.

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      isyan 8 years ago

      holy cow! very interesting hub you got here... :) pls join my fan club also

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      Clive Fagan 8 years ago from South Africa

      I think the phrase:

      " a titter ran through the assembly of dearly beloved gathering here together for the purpose of holy matrimony" might be appropriate?

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      JamaGenee: Lol. Good point (or "points," as the case may be.) That would be an interesting story: How the ministers or whatever dealt with it. Somewhere along the line, you just know somebody had to screw up! So nice to see you! Thanks!

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      sixty: Thanks for your compliments but I can hardly take any credit. It's just a fun little thing to look at and as much as I try, I cannot figure out what was going through these ladies minds. I'm not objecting, mind you. Thanks for the comment!

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      Joanna McKenna 8 years ago from Central Oklahoma

      Nobody has mentioned the ministers or JPs who had to *try* to keep a straight face and their eyes in their heads while performing the ceremony! Especially for Ms Melons! You betcha Heaven was getting LOTS of "Dear Lord, help me get through this without embarassing myself"!

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      Clive Fagan 8 years ago from South Africa

      Hi CR what a different and unusual take on wedding dresses. Slutty and wedding hardly belong in the same sentence but you managed it.

      Brilliant!

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Delores: I can at least appreciate the chutzpa it would take to wear one of them! Thanks for coming by and commenting!

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      Dolores Monet 8 years ago from East Coast, United States

      This was a riot. I've seen ugly wedding dresses before but these were really awful.

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      guru: I have everything...except a woman dressed like this! lol. Thanks for the comment!

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      my-success-guru 8 years ago from Upstate NY

      Hey Chris,

      Amazing! I never saw wedding dresses like this before! Then again were there wedding dresses in those pictures? LOL Here's to your health, wealth and happiness!

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Shirley: Lol.

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      Shirley Anderson 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      I wish. Her hair's longer and straighter than mine. Otherwise, that's me, although only in my mind.

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Shirley: Well, good night. In the meantime, I'll picture you in that last number....

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      Shirley Anderson 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      I would've sworn that I had already commented on this hub. Huh. Must be getting old.

      Okay, let's see. They're all pretty classy bridal gowns, it's too hard to choose just one. If I looked like a couple of those brides I might consider flaunting to the extreme like that (not).

      You never fail to give us such entertaining words and pictures, Chris. It's always a pleasure to read your work.

      It's just about 1:00 a.m., gotta sign off for the night. Have a good one and thanks for the glimpse at high fashion! :)

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Depends on your viewpoint, I suppose.

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      Common Thred 8 years ago

      Gross!

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Suzanne: Bizarre, isn't it. I noticed the bridesmaid too, and she is either hiding her face, brushing her hair back, or whispering something to the bride. Probably hiding. Thanks for coming by and the comment!

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      justmesuzanne 8 years ago from Texas

      Unbelievable! I can't imagine thinking any of those get-ups would be suitable for anything other than a romp in the bedroom AFTER the wedding! In that last one, the apparent bridesmaid dressed in black is even hiding her face from the camera in shame for the non-blushing bride! Sheesh!

      How enlightening! Thanks! :D

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Immran: I agree. A decision made today because it is daring and exciting could easily be regretted later. Thanks for the comment.

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      Immran 8 years ago

      I think any woman should think twice before wearing such dresses on her wedding day if she wants to show the wedding pictures to her children years later!!! Of course she wouldn't want her children to think slutty of her.

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Hi Enelle: Which is a shame? That they would wear these or that I won't be there to see them? Well, I can't even think of anyone I know who would even consider wearing something like this. Thanks for your comment.

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      Enelle Lamb 8 years ago from Canada's 'California'

      However lovely the dresses (or lack thereof) and the supple forms of the women wearing them, I would have to agree with bloggerdollar about the private viewing...shame really....

      En

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      bloggerdollar: But then the rest of us wont get to see. Thanks for reading and your comment!

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      bloggerdollar 8 years ago

      That would make the wedding more fun for sure but I'd never let my wife wear one of those, only for a private night maybe:)

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      hi Misty! Yes, that would definitely put the brakes on the "almost naked" plans. Thanks for the visit!

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      Cindy Lawson 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

      Definitely not dresses to wear if your parents and in-laws are going to be at the wedding!! Great hub Christoph, plus very funny as always :)

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Paper Moon: It is lovely lace, and I should very much like to feel it between my fingers.

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      Paper Moon 8 years ago from In the clouds

      Ah yes, a bigger pic. That is quite nice lace. I am sure you would agree if you could just feel the material.

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Hi May! Gosh I haven't seen you in a long time. You were doing the HubSpam though, weren't you? Hope it went well for you! What's up? What's new?

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      mayhmong 8 years ago from North Carolina

      I enjoy reading your comments with those horrible wedding dresses?! Especially how you make it sound like the others are anxciously waiting for a wardrobe malfunction?! LOL

      What will they think of next?

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Disturbia: Thanks for the visit! I'm sure you would look great in whichever dress you chose! Thank you for your comment.

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      Disturbia 8 years ago

      Very cute hub. I like the teddy myself (wicked lingerie fetish here). But the second one with the little hotpants works too. :)

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      spiderpam: Thanks for coming by!

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      spiderpam 8 years ago from USA

      The pics are funny:)

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      prasetio: Thanks.

      Aimee: I don't blame you. Perhaps I'm wrong, but I don't think the males in these pictures are "making" the ladies dress that way. I think they want to. What color did you want my spandex?

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      Aimee30 8 years ago

      All I can say, if someone made me wear any of those dresses I would want no guests, no photography, and maybe not a wedding. I think some of those would be better for the honeymoon. You know what, if man would make dress dress even the slightest bit slutty for a wedding, I'd make him wear a low-cut top and spandex pants so I can see what I like on him.

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      prasetio30 8 years ago from malang-indonesia

      thanks for share and great wedding picture

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      alekhouse: Thanks for coming by! An interesting consideration. It could be very odd to show these pics to future kids, of course, who knows what will become standard dress in the future. Thanks so much for the comment!

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      Nancy Hinchliff 8 years ago from Essex Junction, Vermont

      What a hoot! I'm sure the guys really enjoyed this one. I loved the "overheard at the wedding" bits.

      "...So why would some brides dress like sluts?"  Good question! I certainly wouldn't want my kids to see pictures of me in any one of these get-ups.

       

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Paper Moon: You speak too soon (actually, too late.) I found a slightly larger version of the dress you liked, but did you click on it to check? NNNooooooooo.

      I would seriously like to take better pictures of girls dressed in revealing attire for future articles, you understand. Know anybody here in town?

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      Paper Moon 8 years ago from In the clouds

      I demand that you find better resources next time. Ones with better pictures of lace close ups!

      What has journalism come to? Perhaps you should look into getting your own photographer. Then again, look who is talking. Never mind. :)

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      MITB: I can imagine your wife wearing one of these dresses! Actuallly, I can't, because I don't know what she looks like. It is the same with mine. No how, no way. The subject wouldn't even be broached!

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      MITB 8 years ago

      I can't imagine my wife wearing these slutty wedding dress...maybe on our honeymoon but not for the actual wedding ceremony!

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Xim:  Thanks!  Yes, to wear one of these for public consumption would be, to me, a little unnerving.  As special attire for the honeymoon suite...or an anniversary, just might do the trick. Isn't the 5th anniversary the Slut Anniversary?

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      Xim 8 years ago

      LOL Ok, this was an awesome hub.

      I'm getting hitched in a month (30 days! wohoo!), and I would die if my future wife showed up in a dress like that! But then again, I wouldn't mind as much if it was just the two of us! :) In public though... no.

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      abinavis: I prefer more traditional as well, although I am not big on weddings in the first place. Thanks for the comment!