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The Magic T-Shirt that will Give you Superpowers | Three Wolf Moon

Updated on August 16, 2011

Three Wolf Shirt

There is a magic shirt out there that is supposedly giving owners magic powers. The shirt is called Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt and it is said to give anything from super wolf powers to increased sex appeal.

Truth be told, it is getting rave reviews at Amazon and has gone viral because of the reviews.

Sweet Wolf Howl

Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Reviews

Here is a recap (my paraphrase) of the most popular review for the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt:

The shirt is super sweet since it has the three wolves on it. That alone makes it worthy of 5 stars. I put the t-shirt on and went to Wal-Mart where I was approached by an attractive girl while I was riding the handicapped scooter. She told me she liked my wolves and I told her I wanted to howl at her...

According to this reviewer, the pros and cons of the tshirt are as follows:

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Other comments say:

  • The wolf-to-dollar ratio of the shirt is too low
  • Wolf powers were not given, therefore the shirt is a failure
  • The t-shirt is only useful when it's colder outside because I already have that exact tattoo on my chest
  • It makes owners irresistibly attractive and gives them magical powers
  • Some of the boasts of other commenters seem exaggerated. They claim that only one supermodel will approach you, but I had more than one approach me when wearing this t-shirt
  • The tshirt helps with involuntary urination

If you want to read them, here are the rest of the Amazon reviews for the Three wolves moon tshirt.

So what are you waiting for? Buy the t-shirt now before it goes out of stock!

Debbie Rowe wearing three wolf moon, courtesy of TMZ (no photoshopping here)
Debbie Rowe wearing three wolf moon, courtesy of TMZ (no photoshopping here)

Famous People who Wear the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt

Debbie Rowe wears three wolf. Don't know who she is? She's Michael Jackson's ex-wife.

TMZ ran a piece showing her wearing the infamous t-shirt. Pretty sweet!

(More will be added to this list later...leave a comment if you spot someone sporting the apparel.)

President Barack Obama wears the three wolf moon tshirt.
President Barack Obama wears the three wolf moon tshirt.

President Barack Obama sports the three wolf moon tshirt from time to time.

Here's a shot of him shooting hoops with the magical T on. Word on the street is that he can lay down the killer dunks with this awesome shirt on.

This photo was uploaded by customers of the t-shirt, so it has to be real...

Steve Jobs dons the magical shirt
Steve Jobs dons the magical shirt

Ever wonder how Steve Jobs nails every one of his presentations? He wears the shirt with magic powers, duh!

Here's a shot of Mr. Jobs wearing the amazing shirt. And although you can't see it in this picture, his audience is 100% enthralled with what he is saying; they're listening intentely to his every word. It has to be because of his shirt.

Again, this photo was uploaded to Amazon, so it has to be real...

Wolves Howling Picture

How sweet do you think the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt is?

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    • Just For Fun profile image

      Joe 

      7 years ago from Pennsylvania, USA

      Screw it, it's now beautiful and useful too.

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      Joe 

      7 years ago from Pennsylvania, USA

      This is one of the funniest hub I've ever read. They only let me click the funny and awesome buttons once.

    • Lee Thacker profile image

      Lee Thacker 

      8 years ago

      Super Powers....Wow! You really put a lot of thought and positive thought into your hub article! Honestly I think I need to re-read it again to pick-up all the gems that you shared, as always...THANKS! Keep writing...you know I'm a fan!

    • Peter Brown profile imageAUTHOR

      Peter Brown 

      8 years ago

      There you go, now you're thinking! haha

    • Biker Jackets profile image

      Biker Jackets 

      8 years ago

      I'll probably end up getting that one for the wife. She's a huge fan of nature and a faithful watcher of Animal Planet.

    • Peter Brown profile imageAUTHOR

      Peter Brown 

      8 years ago

      Oh I'm sure they come in all different sizes Michelle! But personally I wouldn't buy the shirt...too tacky.

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      Michelle Simtoco 

      8 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      Hmmm I wonder if this shirt would fit me? :-)

    • Peter Brown profile imageAUTHOR

      Peter Brown 

      9 years ago

      T-shirts with pictures are great, aren't they?

      Yours sounds really sweet. Where'd you get it?

    • SweetiePie profile image

      SweetiePie 

      9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      That is a really neat shirt. I have an old shirt from Death Valley with a coyote out on the sand dunes under the moon. I love that shirt even though I really do not wear it much. I think I kept it because of the picture.

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