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Tired of Silk? Try Asbestos Lingerie

Updated on March 4, 2010

Ah, science. Thou art awesome, but occasionally you do lead us astray. A Popular Science article from 1929 predicts that 'silk' gowns made out of asbestos may be the next major fashion fad.

The article begins: Shimmering dresses that look like silk but are insulated against acid and fire were forecast recently by Professor Paul Q. Card of the industrial chemistry department of the Philadelphia College of Pharmacy and Science, who believes we shall eventually wear asbestos clothes.

It goes on to say: Professor Card believes it will be possible to produce... lustrous cloth resembling silk but having the wearing quality of the homespun of frontier days. Such material, he suggests, could be sponged clean with a wet cloth and would cost less than other materials of which clothes are now made.

It sounded like a perfect solution at the time, it was just a bit of a pity that asbestos turned out to be a horrible carcinogen.

As the ATSDR notes: When asbestos fibers are inhaled, most fibers are expelled, but some can become lodged in the lungs and remain there throughout life. Fibers can accumulate and cause scarring and inflammation. Enough scarring and inflammation can affect breathing, leading to disease.

What a downer. We find a material that can make silky smooth, durable, fire proof and acid proof clothing and it turns out to give you cancer. Typical. Mother Nature has a bizzare sense of humor it would seem. Things that taste good make you fat and kill you, things that feel good (like rampant relations with lots of people) give you horrid diseases, and clothes that will protect you from a raging inferno and an acid storm at the same time turn out to be carcinogenic. What can we learn from this? If it feels good and is easy, run, run far away, because it's a trap! Eat bland foods, wear mildly uncomfortable clothing and always protect yourself with several coats of latex before touching another human being.

Fortunately, those who like silky smooth lingerie can still buy silk lingerie, or nylon lingerie if they want to save a little bit of cash. Neither will protect you from acid though, which is just disappointing. Silk, Nylon, I give you a B-, you could achieve so much more if you just tried a little harder.

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      shazwellyn 8 years ago from Great Britain

      Well, what a great addition to my world of trivia! I will certainly be pulling this one out of the hat to amaze my patients - it should pep up a boring journey! hehehe x

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      Berta 8 years ago

      Thank goodness this never happened after what they've discovered about asbestos now!

      How wonderful it is that we have that most exquisite lingerie fabric called charmeuse satin or lingerie satin! I live for the moment I can once again slip my body into this exquisite feeling fabric. Best of all, no worms have to die for it to be made! Can't figure out why more women don't want to wear it and get ticked off when they see us males luxuriating in it.

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      rich3800 8 years ago

      Gene Kelly: "I'm singin' in the (acid) rain, I'm singin' in the (acid) rain..."

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      Lauren 8 years ago

      I will stick with silk ,satin and cotton !!!

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