You want me to bling out my WHAT (the delicate "art" of Vajazzling)
Va-jay-jay Bling Baby
No honey, sorry, not today or any other day!
First off, I am not, REPEAT, AM NOT going through the pain of a brazilian wax to put a little bling on my thing!
Who's actually doing this crap? (well, besides Jennifer Love-Hewitt anyway).
If you are doing it, WHY?! I mean really ladies, what's the point here? Do these genuinely stay on during the heat of passion or are you finding them strewn across the bed the next morning? Your guy isn't even seeing these for more than a few minutes at most anyway.
Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but I don't think my coochie needs to shine like a disco ball in the night. (Wait a minute, dance party in my Soul and an added disco ball!.... yeah, not going to happen) lol.