if i wana look good i use rum,... preferably captain morgan
if i wana make someone else look better i use whiskey,... preferably jimmy beam
if i wana make a situation look better i use tequila,.. preferably quervo gold
if i know damn well theres no fixin the mess i resort to home double twisted,... apply liberaly as an antisepic until the offending bacteria have been washed off....
once cleansed of all offending fungus,... i and the world around me look a lot better