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Top 10 Baby Onesies with Funny Sayings

Updated on December 27, 2014
Diaper loading, please wait - Funny Baby One-piece - Available at Amazon
Diaper loading, please wait - Funny Baby One-piece - Available at Amazon

Baby Onesies with Funny Sayings That Make You LOL

Baby onesies with funny sayings only add to the overtly cute nature of baby clothes.

With so many funny onesies to choose from, I've given myself a little challenge - to find the top 10 funniest infant bodysuits on Amazon and list them here.

These are presented in no particular order; choosing just 10 is a hard enough task as it is!

Let's see if you agree with my selection.

1. Diaper Changes are Like... - Funny baby gifts

funny baby clothes
funny baby clothes

"Diaper changes are like a box of chocolates"... Ain't THAT the truth. I love this onesie and I can imagine so do a lot of people. I don't quite think the selections of 'chocolate' on this represent all of the poops I've seen - they'd run out of material!

I so love this line from the description on Amazon:"a fitting description of the "anticipation" that greets the lucky parent before every diaper change.

A funny baby onesie with a healthy dose of toilet humor that would make a great gift purchase.

Funny Baby Body Suit by Funny Tots

2. 'Be Nice to Me...' Bodysuit Onesie - Fun baby onesies

baby onsies
baby onsies

Not quite something you'd think about when bringing your baby home from the hospital...

If you like your sense of humor dry (as I do), then you'll appreciate the giggles in this fun baby onesie.

'Be Nice to Me...' Funny Bodysuit for Babies

3. Kiditude Funny iPood Baby Bodysuit - Funny baby clothes for boys and girls

fun baby onesies
fun baby onesies

You can get so much mileage out of baby clothes featuring toilet humor. This is a fun onesie, especially the iPod control panel. Now if only those buttons actually worked...

A cute and funny infant onesie with crew neck detailing. Great for newborns to toddler.

'iPood - Change Me' Infant Onesie

4. 'I Only Cry When...' Infant BodySuit - Funny but inappropriate onesies for infants

inappropriate onesies
inappropriate onesies

Awww now that's not nice. But it's funny!

I guess it depends on the type of person you are or the type of person you're buying for. I can imagine the giggles to be had the next time 'auntie Dora' picks up little 'Tommy' while he's wearing this bodysuit.

'I Only Cry When...' Infant BodySuit

5. 'Don't Look At Me...' Funny Bodysuit for Babies - Hilarious baby onesies

Hilarious baby onesies
Hilarious baby onesies

As someone who knows someone who is forever unfairly blaming baby for all sorts of worrying smells, I think this is just the perfect way for baby to get her own back.

Baby gets an attitude... love this!

Do you know someone who would love this too?

'Don't Look At Me...' Funny Bodysuit for Babies

6. 'Wait, a Fat, Unshaven Stranger...' - Funny onesies for babies

funny onesies for babies
funny onesies for babies

Ever wondered what baby really thinks about Santa?

A truly cute and funny infant bodysuit that would make an excellent holiday gift.

'Wait, a fat, unshaven stranger...' Hilarious Bodysuit for Infants

7. 'Chicks Are All Over Me...' Body Suit for Babies - Funny baby boy clothes

funny cute onesies
funny cute onesies

Let's face it, us 'chicks' do love cooing over babies. Guys do too, but it's usually the ladies who go all gaga, so I can totally relate to this slogan.

If you're a proud daddy or doting uncle, you'll also get a kick out of seeing the little guy wrapped up in this totally cute and adorable baby onesie.

'Chicks Are All Over Me...' Body Suit for Babies

8. Daddy's Putting Baby One Piece - Cute baby clothes with funny sayings

funny baby onesies
funny baby onesies

Now I'm particularly a fan of Golf, but anything that makes fun of daddy in such a cute way gets my vote!

Buying for the child of a Golfer? I think this funny baby one piece will go down as a hole in one, don't you?

Daddy's Putting Baby One Piece

9. 'Diaper Loading, Please Wait...' Infant Onepiece - Funny baby onesies

funny baby bodysuits
funny baby bodysuits

I just couldn't resist getting another diaper one on the list.

You know when you get those facial expressions from baby; the clues that tell you they're about to... well you know what I'm talking about. This hilarious onesie just further adds to the graphic.

'Diaper Loading, Please Wait...' Infant Onepiece

10. 'Been Inside for 9 Months...' Baby and Toddler Bodysuit - Funny toddler clothes

Funny toddler clothes
Funny toddler clothes

A little bit gangsta ain't it?

So so love this funny baby all in one. It just adds a little fun edge and attitude to baby's wardrobe. Comes in a nice range of colors too.

'Been Inside for 9 Months...' Baby and Toddler Bodysuit

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You'll never know how hard it was picking JUST 10 of these cute little baby onesies with funny sayings.

Did you like my selection? Are there any here that stand out for you? Have I NOT included your best funny bodysuit? Do share your thought in the comments box below.

So what do ya think?

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    • mjoonline profile imageAUTHOR


      5 years ago

      @RustyDoodle: Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for stopping by.

    • RustyDoodle profile image


      5 years ago

      Great selection! I do design for baby and kids and your selection makes me think that I should put more funny in the designs. Thanks!


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