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Funny Newborn Clothes - Top 10 Hilarious Onesies!

Updated on November 18, 2014

Top 10 Funny Clothes for Newborn Babies!

I've waded through pages of funny onesies, and picked out the ones that I thought were the funniest! These make the best gift ideas for newborn babies, as well as for any baby in his or her first year of life!

Many funny baby clothes have to do with poopoo and diaper changing, and while I can appreciate the bathroom humor, this list isn't limited to that!

I hope you enjoy these funny sayings and baby clothing designs! Your gift may just be the most memorable one ever! These are so much fun to give during baby showers, too!

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#1) "I just did 9 months on the inside" Baby Onesie

Sara Kety 9 Months On The Inside 0-6 Months Orange
Sara Kety 9 Months On The Inside 0-6 Months Orange

Bright orange prison style outfit for a newborn! This will make everyone laugh. It has great reviews. The fabric and design are hiqh quality. You can even pair it with orange socks and an orange beanie.

 

2) "Party, My Crib, 2AM, BYOB" Funny Onesie

Dirty Fingers, Party, my Crib, 2am...Bring a Bottle, Baby Bodysuit
Dirty Fingers, Party, my Crib, 2am...Bring a Bottle, Baby Bodysuit

Who said you couldn't party once you become a parent? This little one will be glad to spend time with you in the middle of the night!

Any parent will be able to relate to this statement, and new parents to be will soon find out what it's all about.

 

6) "I Drink Until I Pass Out" Baby Onesie

CarefreeTees I Drink Until I Pass Out Baby (Baby Bodysuit 12M Blue Bottle)
CarefreeTees I Drink Until I Pass Out Baby (Baby Bodysuit 12M Blue Bottle)

So true... A full tummy makes for a sleepy baby! Aren't they so cute when they're sleeping?

 

#9) "Diaper Loading, Please Wait...." - Future computer nerd, perhaps?

Diaper loading, please wait - Funny Baby One-piece Bodysuit 6 - 12 Months
Diaper loading, please wait - Funny Baby One-piece Bodysuit 6 - 12 Months

This design looks like a computer status bar. Perfect 21st century gift idea for nerdy parents!

 

#10) "Glad to be out. I was running out of womb."

Glad To Be Out I Was Running Out Of Womb Baby Onsies - 6/12 months
Glad To Be Out I Was Running Out Of Womb Baby Onsies - 6/12 months

Great play on words! Perfect Baby Shower Gift Idea!

 

Quick Poll Question - I'd love to know your thoughts :)

Which kind of humor do you like BEST for baby clothes?

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Many Sizes Available!

Size choices may include:

0-6 months

6-12 months

12-18 months

18-24 months

Click on the picture to see all available sizes. These make great gifts for baby shower, congratulations gift, first year birthday, and baby's first Christmas!

Adorable T-Shirt! - Pictures spell out adorable!

A-door-a-bull - Funny Baby One-piece Bodysuit, 0-3 Mo
A-door-a-bull - Funny Baby One-piece Bodysuit, 0-3 Mo

This is so cute! A perfect congratulations gift for a new baby.

 

"I survived natural childbirth, and all I got was this lousy Onesie."

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    • williamslaw profile image

      williamslaw 

      4 years ago

      Oh so adorable.

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      Renee Dixon 

      4 years ago from Kentucky

      Adorable! I had one that said "You got a diaper rash, I feel bad for you son! I got 99 problems but an itch aint one!" haha he outgrew it fast though :(

    • diymotherhood profile image

      diymotherhood 

      5 years ago

      Hilarous :-) nice lens. Would be nice to buy them all, too bad babies outgrow everything instantaneously.

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      anonymous 

      5 years ago

      I'm going to be a mum n less then 4months I want ever tee shirt you have iLovee them x

    • maryseena profile image

      maryseena 

      5 years ago

      Great for laughs! I love it!

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      Thamisgith 

      5 years ago

      They're all great - but I think I like the "to do list" best of all.

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      mistaben 

      5 years ago

      Really i like funny clothes.

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      babynstar 

      5 years ago

      Too funny

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      Joanne Reid 

      5 years ago from Prince Edward Island/Arizona

      Love the first tweet one.

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      anonymous 

      5 years ago

      great lens

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      dellgirl 

      6 years ago

      These are all so cute, I can't pick a favorite.

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      anonymous 

      6 years ago

      Your funny newborn onesies had me in smiles...and the babies aren't even in them yet!

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      ara-bella 

      6 years ago

      lol, thanks for the laugh! The To Do list is my favorite.

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      jordanmilesbask 

      6 years ago

      Love this newborn clothes..so cute!

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      June Parker 

      6 years ago from New York

      "Don't Look At Me... That Smell is Coming From My Dad" Too funny!

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