Is Your Man Wearing Your Bra?
It's terrible when a man wears his SO's bra...
It's been a little while since I wrote about bras for men, at least two or three days, egads! Imagine what could have happened in that time! Wars have been won in shorter timescales, but fortunately, the lingerie fashion revolution is a slow moving beast and male bra wearers have yet to deplete global bra stocks to the point where anyone is really taking any notice at all.
Self Washing Bras
Don't let that lull you into a false sense of security though, more men wear bras than you think. Smaller framed men with similarly sized girlfriends often contribute to a twilight zone feeling when their girlfriend could have sworn that she had several bras ready to wear and yet mysteriously, they all seem to be back in the washing pile. If you're a lady whose bras always seem to leap into the washing cycle by themselves, there may be a lingerie wearing man about the place.
This brings me to a selling point to men who wear bras. A man who wears a bra knows how to wash yours. Sure, he might try it on, just to see how it fits, and how it looks, and how it feels, but he'll also treat it with a reverence and respect that other men would find difficult to muster in a million years. Most men simply want to remove bras and beyond that have no interest in their form and function, but men who wear bras have an appreciation for them that can save you a lot of laundry time.
Small Bra – Big Bra
If your husband or boyfriend is a little larger, watch for strange stretching. No matter how erratic your diet may be, you do not go up a band size one day and down the next, leaving your brassieres mysteriously stretched. If you find that all your bras seem to lose their fit a few weeks after you bought them, it may be time to send Mr. Bra Lover to the store to buy some of his own.
Peek A Bra
Do your bras sometimes end up in strange places? Could you swear that you didn't stuff your bra under the couch and hastily cover it with the dog's blanky? Have any of your bras walked from the lingerie drawer to the bed of their own accord? Do they sometimes like to hide out in nooks and crannies? If so, do not fear, your bras have not become sentient beings and they are not seeking out other intelligent lingerie life. You simply have a lingerie loving male in your midst.