ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Is Your Man Wearing Your Bra?

Updated on October 13, 2009

It's terrible when a man wears his SO's bra...

He could be wearing his own....
He could be wearing his own....

It's been a little while since I wrote about bras for men, at least two or three days, egads! Imagine what could have happened in that time! Wars have been won in shorter timescales, but fortunately, the lingerie fashion revolution is a slow moving beast and male bra wearers have yet to deplete global bra stocks to the point where anyone is really taking any notice at all.

Self Washing Bras

Don't let that lull you into a false sense of security though, more men wear bras than you think. Smaller framed men with similarly sized girlfriends often contribute to a twilight zone feeling when their girlfriend could have sworn that she had several bras ready to wear and yet mysteriously, they all seem to be back in the washing pile. If you're a lady whose bras always seem to leap into the washing cycle by themselves, there may be a lingerie wearing man about the place.

This brings me to a selling point to men who wear bras. A man who wears a bra knows how to wash yours. Sure, he might try it on, just to see how it fits, and how it looks, and how it feels, but he'll also treat it with a reverence and respect that other men would find difficult to muster in a million years. Most men simply want to remove bras and beyond that have no interest in their form and function, but men who wear bras have an appreciation for them that can save you a lot of laundry time.

Small Bra – Big Bra

If your husband or boyfriend is a little larger, watch for strange stretching. No matter how erratic your diet may be, you do not go up a band size one day and down the next, leaving your brassieres mysteriously stretched. If you find that all your bras seem to lose their fit a few weeks after you bought them, it may be time to send Mr. Bra Lover to the store to buy some of his own.

Peek A Bra

Do your bras sometimes end up in strange places? Could you swear that you didn't stuff your bra under the couch and hastily cover it with the dog's blanky? Have any of your bras walked from the lingerie drawer to the bed of their own accord? Do they sometimes like to hide out in nooks and crannies? If so, do not fear, your bras have not become sentient beings and they are not seeking out other intelligent lingerie life. You simply have a lingerie loving male in your midst.

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • profile image

      DM 8 years ago

      Wife is 40c and I am 48b. We have laundry system. Her Bra and Panties go in her laundry basket. But it's fun sorting the jeans out. Both of us wear Lane Bryant Right Fit. Her a 4 yellow (size 18w) and me a 5 yellow (20w).

      There should be a rule when your married no more men's underwear. Nothing but panties. Bra if you need it (I do now).

    • shruti_shruti profile image

      shruti_shruti 8 years ago

      this is not bad if men start wearing bra & other accessories. My husband is also wearing all...............

    • emdi profile image

      emdi 8 years ago

      It was from your article I came to know that even men wear bras

    • profile image

      khunting1 8 years ago

      Funny article LMAO!!! I am grateful that we don't have that problem. She and I are dramatically different I'm 38b She's 42H not even close. I have mine she has hers and we are happy with that.

    • profile image

      donaldlyn 8 years ago from IL.

      Three days is o.k. not to write on the subject. Gives me more bra time. If I stop and read then I may forget to put the bra back where I found it. It also takes time to wash it. However don't worry about that as we will get it done before the wife gets home. Thanks for your time and effort on this subject.

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: "https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr"

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is used to quickly and efficiently deliver files such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisements has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)