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Mispelt Tattos aka Misspelt Tattoos

Updated on April 17, 2011

Unless you want to be embarassed for the rest of your life or you can afford expensive (and not all that effective, depending on a number of factors there could be permanent scarring) laser tattoo removal, you really REALLY need to follow these simple steps:

1) be able to spell, 2) make sure your tattoo artist can also spell, 3) proof read the design BEFORE it goes on the skin and 4) consult a dictionary if you're not sure (actually, do that anyway just in case...)

A tattoo is an investment for life. Though I use the word 'investment' loosely, because it's not like you can sell it later at a profit right?

I often misspell words (though I never misspell "misspell" unlike some who misspell it as "mispell") so when it's something important I use a spell check. And what's more important than being branded for life?

So before you ink, think!

Tis an Art to be an illiterate tatto artist

And apparently too illiterate to get two of the too's correct.
And apparently too illiterate to get two of the too's correct.
Methinks the "Systsem" is laughing at this douche. Or maybe he misspelt "cistern". Either way someone got severely farked.
Methinks the "Systsem" is laughing at this douche. Or maybe he misspelt "cistern". Either way someone got severely farked.
The tragedy is she's probably very beautiful, except for the heart and crossbones on her chest, and the terrible spelling.
The tragedy is she's probably very beautiful, except for the heart and crossbones on her chest, and the terrible spelling.
Extreme dude got thoroughly reamed by life and his retarded tattooist.
Extreme dude got thoroughly reamed by life and his retarded tattooist.
Remember, it's aweso without me in it. Someone forgot their their extra E. Or maybe they did. Drugs are bad kids, mmkay.
Remember, it's aweso without me in it. Someone forgot their their extra E. Or maybe they did. Drugs are bad kids, mmkay.
It's easy to live without regrets if you spell it right in the first place.
It's easy to live without regrets if you spell it right in the first place.
Perhaps, in the afterlife. In the meantime you'll be judged by spelling nazis and pretty much anyone with a decent education.
Perhaps, in the afterlife. In the meantime you'll be judged by spelling nazis and pretty much anyone with a decent education.
You're next... to do remedial spelling classes.
You're next... to do remedial spelling classes.
Sorry darling, I don't care how sweet you think your urine is, I'll pass.
Sorry darling, I don't care how sweet you think your urine is, I'll pass.
I actually expect more from a Harry Potter fan.
I actually expect more from a Harry Potter fan.
I think this person needs to barrow a book from the library on learning how to spell.
I think this person needs to barrow a book from the library on learning how to spell.
No, I'm not jealous of having a tattoo with a sponsors message underneath it.
No, I'm not jealous of having a tattoo with a sponsors message underneath it.
It's 'too' not 'to' but the funniest bit is the loser can't spell 'lose'.
It's 'too' not 'to' but the funniest bit is the loser can't spell 'lose'.
The tragedy is that most tattoo experts think they're funny when they're not.
The tragedy is that most tattoo experts think they're funny when they're not.

Please, leave some feedback, even if you're prone to smelling pistakes....

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    • Little Kim profile image

      Little Kim 

      7 years ago from Any town U.S.A.

      I have 10 tattoos and only one is a word. But my tattoo guy is the best and I would trust him to spell words right. And I always check the drawing before he puts ink to it.Great now I am worried if I spelled something wrong.

    • angela kekahu profile image

      angela kekahu 

      7 years ago

      Okay I was laughing too. I am a bad speller and I have my dictionary right here. I even have a 2" dictionary in my purse. In fact that was the main reason I could never become a tattoo artist.Lmao. Well, that and I drink way too much coffee. Thanks for the fun.

    • prey profile image

      prey 

      7 years ago from places you should hope we never meet

      oh mie, lokks like page masters the baad speeler. Mi love, never get a tatoo, yu maye get it rong!

      only god will juge me-lovin it!

      awsome job sevral nynjaes!

      best i hav senn yet!

      kymbryly

    • drbj profile image

      drbj and sherry 

      7 years ago from south Florida

      Yes, "sweet pee" is definitely my favorite - one could make a lot of new "friends" with that one! :)

      Thanks for the laughs.

    • Gypsy Willow profile image

      Gypsy Willow 

      7 years ago from Lake Tahoe Nevada USA , Wales UK and Taupo New Zealand

      Bad enough when your skin ages and the tat fades and sags but to be saddled for life like that!! "to bad!"

    • BobbiRant profile image

      BobbiRant 

      7 years ago from New York

      OMG! These are just too funny for words. I cannot imagine going through life with a misspelled tat for the whole world to see. Great reading and obviously great writing.

    • Paige Masters profile image

      Paige Masters 

      7 years ago

      "Smelling pistakes" LOL! Oh boy, those are soooooo sad. "Sweet Pee" could be my favorite, though, followed by "Live without regets". Some of the best epic fails I've seen in a while... Well, okay not that long.

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