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Vintage and Funny State Slogan T-Shirts

Updated on June 6, 2014

Buy Funny State Slogan Retro Tees on CafePress

Click on any state below for funny and retro state slogans and graphics on t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies and gift items such as mugs, stickers and babywear from Cafepress. Modern and vintage styles for men, women and kids from all US states.

Example products from the largest states are listed here, visit Cafepress for more Funny State Slogan Gifts.

Funny State Slogans

Not your typical license plate slogans :)


At Least We're not Mississippi


11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!




Litterasy Ain't Everthing


As Seen on TV


If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother


Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character


(this was left blank--does this mean Delaware is too small to have a



Ask Us About Our Grandkids


We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism


Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)


More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good


Gateway to Iowa


2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


Land of James T. Kirk


First Of The Rectangle States


Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign


Cheap Lobster


A Thinking Man's Delaware


Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)


First Line of Defense From the Canadians


For Sale


Come Feel Better About Your Own State


Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work


Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else


Ask About Our State Motto Contest


Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire:

Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:

You Want a #$@%#!@ Motto? I Got Yer #$@%#!@ Motto Right Here!

New Mexico:

Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York:

You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota:

Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!


Don't Judge Us by Cleveland


Like the Play...Only No Singing


Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner


Cook With Coal

Rhode Island:

We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina:

Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota:

Closer Than North Dakota


The Educashun State


Se Hablo Ingles


Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus




Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.:

Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia:

One Big Happy Family -- Really!


Come Cut Our Cheese



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All States Available!

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The 10 Oldest Cities in the USA

1) St. Augustine, Florida, 1565

2) Santa Fe, New Mexico, 1609

3) Hampton, Virginia, 1610

4) Newport News, Virginia, 1610

5) Albany, New York, 1624

6) New York, New York, 1624

7) Quincy, Massachusetts, 1625

8) Salem, Massachusetts, 1626

9) Jersey City, New Jersey, 1629

10) Lynn, Massachusetts, 1629

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      3 years ago

      That's a shrewd answer to a tricky qutoiesn

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      5 years ago

      Those State Slogans :))

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      5 years ago from East Central Florida

      Very clever. I liked the section with funny state slogans ... D.S.'s is a real chuckler.

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      5 years ago

      Love the idea of state shirts with slogans.

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      7 years ago

      Many of these have me guffaw-ing out loud....great lens!

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      8 years ago

      Some good designs. I loved the list of slogans.

      Author of: Smoking Skull SHirt

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      9 years ago

      I think logos on a T-shirt does a lot of things for the shirt. They can be used to identify teams or an support a team or an company. Here in Idaho there's is only one team the residents in our area support-the Boise State football team with one of collge football's premer running backs-Ian Johnson. Two of my lenses show his number jersey-41. I hope he has a really great season this year and the broncos will really need him to have a great season this year. Believe me!

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      10 years ago from Texas

      Hi! Nice lense. I have two state shirt squidoos...feel free to add your lense to the shop plexos at the bottom:


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