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Vintage and Funny State Slogan T-Shirts

Updated on June 6, 2014

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Click on any state below for funny and retro state slogans and graphics on t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies and gift items such as mugs, stickers and babywear from Cafepress. Modern and vintage styles for men, women and kids from all US states.

Example products from the largest states are listed here, visit Cafepress for more Funny State Slogan Gifts.

Funny State Slogans

Not your typical license plate slogans :)

Alabama:

At Least We're not Mississippi

Alaska:

11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

Arizona:

Dehyd-rific!

Arkansas:

Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California:

As Seen on TV

Colorado:

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut:

Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware:

(this was left blank--does this mean Delaware is too small to have a

motto?)

Florida:

Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia:

We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii:

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho:

More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois:

Gateway to Iowa

Indiana:

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa:

Land of James T. Kirk

Kansas:

First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky:

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana:

We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine:

Cheap Lobster

Maryland:

A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts:

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan:

First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota:

For Sale

Mississippi:

Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri:

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana:

Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else

Nebraska:

Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada:

Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire:

Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:

You Want a #$@%#!@ Motto? I Got Yer #$@%#!@ Motto Right Here!

New Mexico:

Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York:

You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota:

Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!

Ohio:

Don't Judge Us by Cleveland

Oklahoma:

Like the Play...Only No Singing

Oregon:

Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania:

Cook With Coal

Rhode Island:

We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina:

Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota:

Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee:

The Educashun State

Texas:

Se Hablo Ingles

Utah:

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont:

Yep

Virginia:

Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington:

Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.:

Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia:

One Big Happy Family -- Really!

Wisconsin:

Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming:

Wynot?

Contact Us for Custom Orders

All States Available!

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The 10 Oldest Cities in the USA

1) St. Augustine, Florida, 1565

2) Santa Fe, New Mexico, 1609

3) Hampton, Virginia, 1610

4) Newport News, Virginia, 1610

5) Albany, New York, 1624

6) New York, New York, 1624

7) Quincy, Massachusetts, 1625

8) Salem, Massachusetts, 1626

9) Jersey City, New Jersey, 1629

10) Lynn, Massachusetts, 1629

Hey, Whats Up?

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      Egypt 2 years ago

      That's a shrewd answer to a tricky qutoiesn

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      soulmate7787 4 years ago

      Those State Slogans :))

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      CruiseReady 4 years ago from East Central Florida

      Very clever. I liked the section with funny state slogans ... D.S.'s is a real chuckler.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Love the idea of state shirts with slogans.

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      Many of these have me guffaw-ing out loud....great lens!

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      iamadeathgod lm 7 years ago

      Some good designs. I loved the list of slogans.

      Author of: Smoking Skull SHirt

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      richard_wheeler 9 years ago

      I think logos on a T-shirt does a lot of things for the shirt. They can be used to identify teams or an support a team or an company. Here in Idaho there's is only one team the residents in our area support-the Boise State football team with one of collge football's premer running backs-Ian Johnson. Two of my lenses show his number jersey-41. I hope he has a really great season this year and the broncos will really need him to have a great season this year. Believe me!

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      Gale 9 years ago from Texas

      Hi! Nice lense. I have two state shirt squidoos...feel free to add your lense to the shop plexos at the bottom:

      www.squidoo.com/texastees

      www.squidoo.com/californiatees