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100 Dumb Google Questions About Black People

Updated on September 22, 2016

Google Feud: Do Black Lives Matter?

What are the 100 dumbest Google questions about black people and African American stereotypes?

I'll jump right into it and offer a sneak peak of what's to come.

  • Why do black people like fried chicken
  • Why do black people riot
  • Why do black people like watermelon
  • Why are black women so mean
  • Why are black males so angry
  • Why are black peoples lips so big
  • Why are black people so lazy
  • Why are black people so loud
  • Why are african american males in prison
  • Why should black lives matter

Out of all the things people google, the queries on black citizens is by far the most offensive. It's no wonder why race relations have gotten so dicey lately even though you can't base it off of what's asked online.

However you can draw conclusions on how some think about different racial or cultural groups.

And if you thought those 10 inquiries were bad, then just wait until you read the 90 remaining dumbest Google questions about black people.

Black Lives Matter!

A march for peace in NYC
A march for peace in NYC | Source

Dumbest Questions 11-20

Google Questions #11-20

11.
Are black people real
12.
Are black people better in bed
13.
Are african americans african
14.
Are african american babies born white
15.
Are african american babies born black
16.
Are african american citizens
17.
Are african american egg donors needed
18.
Why are african american eyes yellow
19.
Are african american males becoming extinct
20.
Are african american males more fertile

African American Citizens

Yes African Americans are citizens; who's asking these questions?

I have my own thoughts on who's searching those things on Google, but I'd rather leave it open-ended for you to figure out.

A few of these questions are more intriguing than flat out insulting, but it doesn't justify them being asked whatsoever.

Sadly those 10 questions above are probably the least offensive out of the entire list, which is saying a lot.

Dumbest Questions 21-30

The plea to stop racist actions
The plea to stop racist actions | Source

Google Questions #21-30

21.
Why are african american names weird
22.
Are there any african american navy seals
23.
Can african american be white
24.
Can african american be jewish
25.
Can african american blush
26.
Can african american be racist
27.
Can african american pass hair drug test
28.
Can african american use dry shampoo
29.
Can fleas live in african american hair
30.
Can african american get sunburn

Racism and Black People

This has been a hot button issue for a very long time and some white people are highly critical of how racism has been portrayed.

The subject of reverse racism has come up time and time again, and it's defined as "alleged" racist actions or even laws (affirmative action) that are skewed toward/against the majority rather than minority groups.

The other inquiry is whether or not black citizens can or can't be racist. Anyone is capable of being racist if they're targeting someone's race as a beneficiary for their hatred.

In my opinion, racism is a two way street but feel free to disagree if you believe otherwise.

Dumbest Questions 31-50

Celebrating Black History
Celebrating Black History | Source

Google Questions #31-50

31.
Can african american get skin cancer
32.
Should african american go back to africa
33.
Should african american history be taught in schools
34.
Why are black people so rude
35.
Why are african american hair kinky
36.
Why are african american good at basketball
37.
Does african american literature exist
38.
Why do african american names start with la
39.
What would a black person say
40.
Why should black history month be celebrated
41.
Why can't a black person be racist
42.
Why can black comedians be racist
43.
Why can't a black woman find a man
44.
Are black girls easy
45.
Can black girl get long hair
46.
Can black guys wear american eagle
47.
Can black guys wear skinny jeans
48.
What do black people's hair feel like
49.
What does black girl wasted mean
50.
What do black guys think of virgins

Black History Month

I still think it's a bit odd that the shortest month of the year, February, happens to be black history month (can't catch a break).

But what's even worse is that many seem to be questioning why it even exists in the first place. Even further beyond, individuals are distraught over the teaching of African American history in schools.

Whether everyone agrees or not, black history played a major part of our American history. If something was so integral to the evolution of the US, then it should continue to be taught.

Would you exclude the holocaust when learning about World War II?

Dumbest Questions 51-70

Google Questions #51-70

51.
Why are black males so aggressive
52.
Why are black women sassy
53.
Why are black guys so immature
54.
Why are black guys always hitting on me
55.
Why are black people so fast
56.
Why are black people black
57.
Why are black people so athletic
58.
Why are black people's voices so deep
59.
Why do black people say ax
60.
Would you date a black person
61.
Why would a black person be a republican
62.
What would a black person look like white
63.
Why should a black woman date a white man
64.
Why can black guys jump higher
65.
Why can't a black man swim
66.
Why can't I see my black friend in the dark
67.
Why can black guys dance
68.
What do black people eat
69.
Are black mens willy's purple
70.
Why do black people have big d

Personality Stereotypes of African Americans

You've heard it all before...The Angry Black Male....The Sassy Black Woman

What does that even mean and does it cross the line (hint..hint..yes)?

I've come to the conclusion that a few bad apples have poisoned a perfectly good apple tree, and afterwards nobody wants to touch that majestic tree again.

People believe what they see but they refuse to see the bigger picture, and several of these inquiries are merely blurry photos that you'd delete anyway.

There's not a lot to say on this topic, but it makes me realize that most individuals only follow the crowd and refuse to form opinions on their own.

Dumbest Questions 71-90

Where do we go from here?
Where do we go from here? | Source

Google Questions #71-90

71.
What do black guys like to do
72.
What should I call black people
73.
What should a black girl be for Halloween
74.
Could a black person join the kkk
75.
Can a black person act white
76.
Can a black person become white
77.
Can a black person convert to judaism
78.
Can a black person cosplay
79.
Can a black man defend his home
80.
Can a black man dye his hair
81.
Can a black person be english
82.
Can a black person be emo
83.
Can a black man float
84.
Can a black person be irish
85.
Can a black person look white
86.
Can a black person make anime
87.
Can a black person make their skin lighter
88.
Can a black person be pope
89.
Can black people get lice
90.
Can a black person be a vampire

The White Black Person

I bet you've heard the term "Oreo" before haven't you?

If not then know that it's a derogatory term for being black on the outside and white on the inside. So much more can be said, but it would take an entire novel to get the point across.

Instead I'll examine the Google questions that discuss black people "acting or "becoming" white. Perhaps several of these questions began when Michael Jackson's skin got progressively lighter over time.

If that's the case, then I can forgive several of those questions. However for those who are asking about whether a black person can act white then there's no way I can help you.

Dumbest Questions 91-100

Google Questions #91-100

91.
What does black woman mean
92.
Can a black person work at a tanning salon
93.
Should a black man join the army
94.
Should I date a black girl
95.
Should a black man marry a white woman
96.
How much should a black woman weigh
97.
Can a black man be charged with a hate crime
98.
Can a black man be faithful
99.
Can a black man love a white woman
100.
Can a black man be president

Interracial Marriage

I could've addressed the black president question, but it wouldn't make much sense. Besides there's already plenty of dumb Google questions about Barack Obama anyway.

On the other hand, interracial marriage gets brought up occasionally. It's no longer as big of a deal as before, but there's still people who are curious about black and white relationships.

Is it okay to marry a white woman? Can a black man love a white woman? Can a black woman love a white man?

Those queries continue to get searched online, so there's still a lot of differing opinions on the subject matter.

With growing racial tensions after the events of Ferguson and Baltimore, I think it's appropriate to address why people feel the way they do in order to get to the root of the matter.

And what better way to do that then find out what people are really thinking through Google.

Well there you go!

Those were the 100 dumbest Google questions about black people, so what are your thoughts?

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      the great one 23 months ago

      Black skin would also get the white man out of the dog house for slavery. The white man's great grand children will still be judged for slavery.

      Obamas white mama was smart she chose a black partner for breeding. Now her kids are not guilty for the white man's sins. A white couple could ask a black friend for a sperm sample so their kids will be protected by black skin. And be on the right side of affirmative action.

      I think that blue collar whites are more likely to benefit from being black.

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      big E 23 months ago

      I am happy that you agree with me.

      I also think they should have white police officers go undercover as black with all the racial tension going on. I think black skin would have protected. George Zimmerman and Darren Wilson.

      Black skin would have protected Hulk Hogan.

      Black skin would have protected Hank Williams Jr.

      the million dollar question is there a safe and affordable way for a white person to change their appearance to black.? I already have brown eyes. My nose would pass. I just need to shave my head and get a dark chocolate spray tan.

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      Krzysztof Willman 2 years ago from Parlin, New Jersey

      Well there you go, these are things people don't think about that they should. There's a lot of benefits to any race or culture but everyone always looks at the negative. I agree with all your points and your last sentence is awesome. Some might not agree or even think that's racist but they're probably extremely sensitive.

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      big E 2 years ago

      I would actually love to have black skin. Here is why.

      black skin makes you look stronger and more masculine. Makes you look younger. Is a hit with the ladies. Gives you more flexibility on what you can and can not say. Is good for protection. Sex appeal. White women love black men. Half the white men want to be black. Deep down. Nobody gonna F with you if you are black.

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      Kiss andTales 2 years ago

      You speak truth about what could pop up,

      The earth is spiraling down hill, fellow feeling is getting distinct , because people do not know who to trust or who to believe, and they are just trying to protect themselves and family. Racism is a sad thing because there are beautiful people out there , but skin divides the heart.

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      Krzysztof Willman 2 years ago from Parlin, New Jersey

      I do think that some people (not just white) feel this way towards black people. I don't think they believe all of those questions and my hope is that it's just curiosity. The list is based off of suggestions that come up from Google that many people have searched for in the past. Enough people asked these questions if they come up during a Google search.

      If you ask people on the street how they really feel about black people, I highly doubt you'll get anything as dumb as those questions but due to anonymity online, we could see what might pop into people's heads.

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      bradmasterOCcal 2 years ago from Orange County California

      Do you really think that this is what the average white person thinks about blacks?

      I don't know how this list was compiled?

      I don't know how many people actually asked these questions, as they are so stupid?

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      Krzysztof Willman 2 years ago from Parlin, New Jersey

      Yes they have and now more than ever the topic has been front and center. We should all be respected and ultimately we are all human, but a few cant get that through their head.

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      Krzysztof Willman 2 years ago from Parlin, New Jersey

      A few you can probably pick out and add some stats to them, but the majority are beyond hope.

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      Krzysztof Willman 2 years ago from Parlin, New Jersey

      Some are more curious than not but they're a bit inappropriate and some may find them to be offensive. A few are downright terrible and can't be excused in the slightest. It's interesting to see how others view certain people especially if unfamiliar with them.

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      bradmasterOCcal 2 years ago from Orange County California

      The first ten questions can be answered with statistical information, the other ninety are really stupid.

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      X. Venice 2 years ago

      That's a lot of mean questions. Although I just thought that this list could be filtered more. Some of the questions just seem like something people are genuinely curious about. Living in Asia, I've never really talked to any african-american person in my life. Although I do respect them and I find racist pre-assumptions on them as rude remarks, I am curious about how they live their lives or how things affect them, same with other foreign people. But I'd have to agree that most of the questions here are rude and could have been phrased better.

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      Kiss andTales 2 years ago

      Very detailed formation and I am very sure all questions have been asked before.

      But I think of it this way what ever God loves , I love, what ever he created I give thanks he created it, what ever he made it is good , all humans are a beautiful creation of shades and abilities, and the most beautiful thing is when a human heart copies his maker.