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100 Dumb Google Questions About Black People

Updated on September 22, 2016

Google Feud: Do Black Lives Matter?

What are the 100 dumbest Google questions about black people and African American stereotypes?

I'll jump right into it and offer a sneak peak of what's to come.

  • Why do black people like fried chicken
  • Why do black people riot
  • Why do black people like watermelon
  • Why are black women so mean
  • Why are black males so angry
  • Why are black peoples lips so big
  • Why are black people so lazy
  • Why are black people so loud
  • Why are african american males in prison
  • Why should black lives matter

Out of all the things people google, the queries on black citizens is by far the most offensive. It's no wonder why race relations have gotten so dicey lately even though you can't base it off of what's asked online.

However you can draw conclusions on how some think about different racial or cultural groups.

And if you thought those 10 inquiries were bad, then just wait until you read the 90 remaining dumbest Google questions about black people.

Black Lives Matter!

A march for peace in NYC
A march for peace in NYC | Source

Dumbest Questions 11-20

Google Questions #11-20

Are black people real
Are black people better in bed
Are african americans african
Are african american babies born white
Are african american babies born black
Are african american citizens
Are african american egg donors needed
Why are african american eyes yellow
Are african american males becoming extinct
Are african american males more fertile

African American Citizens

Yes African Americans are citizens; who's asking these questions?

I have my own thoughts on who's searching those things on Google, but I'd rather leave it open-ended for you to figure out.

A few of these questions are more intriguing than flat out insulting, but it doesn't justify them being asked whatsoever.

Sadly those 10 questions above are probably the least offensive out of the entire list, which is saying a lot.

Dumbest Questions 21-30

The plea to stop racist actions
The plea to stop racist actions | Source

Google Questions #21-30

Why are african american names weird
Are there any african american navy seals
Can african american be white
Can african american be jewish
Can african american blush
Can african american be racist
Can african american pass hair drug test
Can african american use dry shampoo
Can fleas live in african american hair
Can african american get sunburn

Racism and Black People

This has been a hot button issue for a very long time and some white people are highly critical of how racism has been portrayed.

The subject of reverse racism has come up time and time again, and it's defined as "alleged" racist actions or even laws (affirmative action) that are skewed toward/against the majority rather than minority groups.

The other inquiry is whether or not black citizens can or can't be racist. Anyone is capable of being racist if they're targeting someone's race as a beneficiary for their hatred.

In my opinion, racism is a two way street but feel free to disagree if you believe otherwise.

Dumbest Questions 31-50

Celebrating Black History
Celebrating Black History | Source

Google Questions #31-50

Can african american get skin cancer
Should african american go back to africa
Should african american history be taught in schools
Why are black people so rude
Why are african american hair kinky
Why are african american good at basketball
Does african american literature exist
Why do african american names start with la
What would a black person say
Why should black history month be celebrated
Why can't a black person be racist
Why can black comedians be racist
Why can't a black woman find a man
Are black girls easy
Can black girl get long hair
Can black guys wear american eagle
Can black guys wear skinny jeans
What do black people's hair feel like
What does black girl wasted mean
What do black guys think of virgins

Black History Month

I still think it's a bit odd that the shortest month of the year, February, happens to be black history month (can't catch a break).

But what's even worse is that many seem to be questioning why it even exists in the first place. Even further beyond, individuals are distraught over the teaching of African American history in schools.

Whether everyone agrees or not, black history played a major part of our American history. If something was so integral to the evolution of the US, then it should continue to be taught.

Would you exclude the holocaust when learning about World War II?

Dumbest Questions 51-70

Google Questions #51-70

Why are black males so aggressive
Why are black women sassy
Why are black guys so immature
Why are black guys always hitting on me
Why are black people so fast
Why are black people black
Why are black people so athletic
Why are black people's voices so deep
Why do black people say ax
Would you date a black person
Why would a black person be a republican
What would a black person look like white
Why should a black woman date a white man
Why can black guys jump higher
Why can't a black man swim
Why can't I see my black friend in the dark
Why can black guys dance
What do black people eat
Are black mens willy's purple
Why do black people have big d

Personality Stereotypes of African Americans

You've heard it all before...The Angry Black Male....The Sassy Black Woman

What does that even mean and does it cross the line (hint..hint..yes)?

I've come to the conclusion that a few bad apples have poisoned a perfectly good apple tree, and afterwards nobody wants to touch that majestic tree again.

People believe what they see but they refuse to see the bigger picture, and several of these inquiries are merely blurry photos that you'd delete anyway.

There's not a lot to say on this topic, but it makes me realize that most individuals only follow the crowd and refuse to form opinions on their own.

Dumbest Questions 71-90

Where do we go from here?
Where do we go from here? | Source

Google Questions #71-90

What do black guys like to do
What should I call black people
What should a black girl be for Halloween
Could a black person join the kkk
Can a black person act white
Can a black person become white
Can a black person convert to judaism
Can a black person cosplay
Can a black man defend his home
Can a black man dye his hair
Can a black person be english
Can a black person be emo
Can a black man float
Can a black person be irish
Can a black person look white
Can a black person make anime
Can a black person make their skin lighter
Can a black person be pope
Can black people get lice
Can a black person be a vampire

The White Black Person

I bet you've heard the term "Oreo" before haven't you?

If not then know that it's a derogatory term for being black on the outside and white on the inside. So much more can be said, but it would take an entire novel to get the point across.

Instead I'll examine the Google questions that discuss black people "acting or "becoming" white. Perhaps several of these questions began when Michael Jackson's skin got progressively lighter over time.

If that's the case, then I can forgive several of those questions. However for those who are asking about whether a black person can act white then there's no way I can help you.

Dumbest Questions 91-100

Google Questions #91-100

What does black woman mean
Can a black person work at a tanning salon
Should a black man join the army
Should I date a black girl
Should a black man marry a white woman
How much should a black woman weigh
Can a black man be charged with a hate crime
Can a black man be faithful
Can a black man love a white woman
Can a black man be president

Interracial Marriage

I could've addressed the black president question, but it wouldn't make much sense. Besides there's already plenty of dumb Google questions about Barack Obama anyway.

On the other hand, interracial marriage gets brought up occasionally. It's no longer as big of a deal as before, but there's still people who are curious about black and white relationships.

Is it okay to marry a white woman? Can a black man love a white woman? Can a black woman love a white man?

Those queries continue to get searched online, so there's still a lot of differing opinions on the subject matter.

With growing racial tensions after the events of Ferguson and Baltimore, I think it's appropriate to address why people feel the way they do in order to get to the root of the matter.

And what better way to do that then find out what people are really thinking through Google.

Well there you go!

Those were the 100 dumbest Google questions about black people, so what are your thoughts?

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      the great one 2 years ago

      Black skin would also get the white man out of the dog house for slavery. The white man's great grand children will still be judged for slavery.

      Obamas white mama was smart she chose a black partner for breeding. Now her kids are not guilty for the white man's sins. A white couple could ask a black friend for a sperm sample so their kids will be protected by black skin. And be on the right side of affirmative action.

      I think that blue collar whites are more likely to benefit from being black.

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      big E 2 years ago

      I am happy that you agree with me.

      I also think they should have white police officers go undercover as black with all the racial tension going on. I think black skin would have protected. George Zimmerman and Darren Wilson.

      Black skin would have protected Hulk Hogan.

      Black skin would have protected Hank Williams Jr.

      the million dollar question is there a safe and affordable way for a white person to change their appearance to black.? I already have brown eyes. My nose would pass. I just need to shave my head and get a dark chocolate spray tan.

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      Krzysztof Willman 2 years ago from Parlin, New Jersey

      Well there you go, these are things people don't think about that they should. There's a lot of benefits to any race or culture but everyone always looks at the negative. I agree with all your points and your last sentence is awesome. Some might not agree or even think that's racist but they're probably extremely sensitive.

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      big E 2 years ago

      I would actually love to have black skin. Here is why.

      black skin makes you look stronger and more masculine. Makes you look younger. Is a hit with the ladies. Gives you more flexibility on what you can and can not say. Is good for protection. Sex appeal. White women love black men. Half the white men want to be black. Deep down. Nobody gonna F with you if you are black.

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      Kiss andTales 2 years ago

      You speak truth about what could pop up,

      The earth is spiraling down hill, fellow feeling is getting distinct , because people do not know who to trust or who to believe, and they are just trying to protect themselves and family. Racism is a sad thing because there are beautiful people out there , but skin divides the heart.

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      Krzysztof Willman 2 years ago from Parlin, New Jersey

      I do think that some people (not just white) feel this way towards black people. I don't think they believe all of those questions and my hope is that it's just curiosity. The list is based off of suggestions that come up from Google that many people have searched for in the past. Enough people asked these questions if they come up during a Google search.

      If you ask people on the street how they really feel about black people, I highly doubt you'll get anything as dumb as those questions but due to anonymity online, we could see what might pop into people's heads.

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      bradmasterOCcal 2 years ago from Orange County California

      Do you really think that this is what the average white person thinks about blacks?

      I don't know how this list was compiled?

      I don't know how many people actually asked these questions, as they are so stupid?

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      Krzysztof Willman 2 years ago from Parlin, New Jersey

      Yes they have and now more than ever the topic has been front and center. We should all be respected and ultimately we are all human, but a few cant get that through their head.

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      Krzysztof Willman 2 years ago from Parlin, New Jersey

      A few you can probably pick out and add some stats to them, but the majority are beyond hope.

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      Krzysztof Willman 2 years ago from Parlin, New Jersey

      Some are more curious than not but they're a bit inappropriate and some may find them to be offensive. A few are downright terrible and can't be excused in the slightest. It's interesting to see how others view certain people especially if unfamiliar with them.

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      bradmasterOCcal 2 years ago from Orange County California

      The first ten questions can be answered with statistical information, the other ninety are really stupid.

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      X. Venice 2 years ago

      That's a lot of mean questions. Although I just thought that this list could be filtered more. Some of the questions just seem like something people are genuinely curious about. Living in Asia, I've never really talked to any african-american person in my life. Although I do respect them and I find racist pre-assumptions on them as rude remarks, I am curious about how they live their lives or how things affect them, same with other foreign people. But I'd have to agree that most of the questions here are rude and could have been phrased better.

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      Kiss andTales 2 years ago

      Very detailed formation and I am very sure all questions have been asked before.

      But I think of it this way what ever God loves , I love, what ever he created I give thanks he created it, what ever he made it is good , all humans are a beautiful creation of shades and abilities, and the most beautiful thing is when a human heart copies his maker.