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100+ Funny Things to Say to Siri

Updated on April 27, 2015

Funny Things to Say to Siri When You're Bored

Siri is the funniest feature on your iPhone. Apple's voice recognition software is like an intelligent personal assistant—she can help you get things done, like send texts, make calls, and schedule meetings. But she's also charming, clever, and sometimes pretty sassy, too, programmed to offer great one-liners along with good advice.

Just ask her any of these questions and see what she says. She's got some pretty awesome responses and it's easy to tell that the creators of our virtual friend had a lot of fun when they made her. She's a ball of energy...trapped in a little black box.

Below, you'll find (in this order):

  • basic getting-to-know you questions,
  • nosy personal questions, and
  • deep philosophical questions,

plus

  • silly requests
  • funny things to say, and
  • how to get Siri to curse at you.

Enjoy!

Keep asking the question again and again to see if Siri's answer (and mood) changes!

Basic Stupid Questions to Ask Siri

  1. How are you?
  2. How's it going?
  3. Where / what are you?
  4. Are you human?
  5. What's new?
  6. What do you look like?
  7. What are you wearing?
  8. Who is Siri?
  9. What does Siri mean?
  10. Where are you from?
  11. Are you male or female?
  12. How old are you?
  13. Do you want to play?
  14. What's your story?
  15. What is your mother's name?
  16. Why? (Keep asking this question.)
  17. Why not?
  18. Why are fire trucks red?
  19. Where did I put my keys?
  20. What's your favorite color / animal / song?
  21. Can I borrow some money?
  22. What's your problem?
  23. Are you kidding me?
  24. Are you serious?
  25. What's wrong with AT&T?
  26. What's the best smartphone?
  27. What's the best tablet?
  28. What's your favorite website?
  29. What is the best computer in the world?
  30. Guess what?

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Funny, Nosy, and Personal Questions to Ask Siri

  1. Are you married?
  2. Who's your daddy?
  3. What is the meaning of life?
  4. Do you want to go on a date?
  5. Will you marry me (or will you be my Valentine)?
  6. Why am I here?
  7. Where can I get some drugs?
  8. Who let the dogs out?
  9. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  10. Who's on first?
  11. Do you know about HAL 1000?
  12. Scooby Doo, where are you?
  13. Do I make you horny?
  14. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  15. Did you fart?
  16. Do you love me?
  17. Where can I hide a body?
  18. What should I wear?
  19. Do I look good in this?
  20. Am I fat?
  21. What are you wearing?
  22. Where do babies come from?
  23. What is my name?
  24. How old am I?
  25. Where is the G spot?
  26. Do you drink beer?

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Deep Questions to Ask Siri

  1. Is there a god?
  2. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
  3. When is the world going to end?
  4. What is the meaning of life?
  5. What's the answer to the universe?
  6. What is love?
  7. Is Santa Claus real?
  8. When will pigs fly?
  9. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
  10. Am I going to die alone?
  11. What does the fox say?
  12. Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?

How to Confuse Siri

Silly Things to Ask Siri to Do

  1. Call me ______. (Make up a funny name: she will call you this name when she talks to you).
  2. Show me the money.
  3. Beam me up, Scotty.
  4. You should go on a diet.
  5. Take a photo.
  6. Open the pod bay doors.
  7. Talk dirty to me.
  8. Take me to your leader.
  9. Tell me about yourself.
  10. Talk to me.
  11. Set 5 a.m. alarm... cancel 5 a.m. alarm.
  12. Go to hell.
  13. Poop.
  14. Sing me a song.
  15. Tell me a story... tell me a story... tell me a story....
  16. Tell me a joke. (Ask over and over.)
  17. Tell me a Chuck Norris joke.
  18. Repeat after me.

Funny Things to Say to Siri

  1. Knock, knock....
  2. God bless you.
  3. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
  4. You're sexy. / I think you're hot.
  5. I'm drunk.
  6. I'm naked.
  7. I need to take a dump.
  8. Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3...
  9. Merry Christmas!
  10. Happy birthday!
  11. I love you.
  12. Do you love me?
  13. You're smart.
  14. I can't see you.
  15. Good morning (at night).
  16. You're a loser.
  17. Shut up!
  18. I am going to jump off a bridge and kill myself.
  19. I need a stiff drink!
  20. LOL.
  21. You suck!
  22. I'm happy.
  23. It's all good.
  24. Blah blah blah....
  25. Thank you.
  26. You are boring.
  27. Ha Ha!
  28. Ha Ha Ha!
  29. You're right!
  30. I'm tired.
  31. You are my best friend.
  32. You are the best assistant ever.

Is this what Siri looks like?
Is this what Siri looks like?

What Does Siri Look Like?

How to Get Siri to Curse at You

  1. Go to your contacts app.
  2. Select your own name.
  3. Tap "edit."
  4. Edit in the words you'd like her to use on you.
  5. Tap "done."

Then, she'll use this word whenever she says your name, and when you ask Siri what your name is, she'll say, "You're @#$%^&*!, aren't you?"

(Technically, she's not cursing, she's just calling you what you told her to but still, it's fun!)

How to Drive Siri Crazy!

How many of these did you actually ask Siri

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Crazy Conversation with "Siri"

Feel Free to Add More!

Did you have an interesting conversation with Siri? Please tell us about it in the comment section below!

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      veritorogue 5 years ago from Arizona

      Great list. Thanks. I'm not getting much work done today though. I feel much closer to Siri now.

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      exthus 5 years ago

      Lol, nice list :D

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      ronny2005 5 years ago from HubPages

      Awesome! Thanks for the list!

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      Camellia Amaryllis Scroll 5 years ago

      Siri is hilarious

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      MichaelOlsen 5 years ago from Michigan

      This is a great list. I thought that I had already exhausted all of the things to say to her, but you've given me some new ones.

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      Kelly 5 years ago

      Say, "my favorite animal is a cat"

      Then "yes"

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      Michelle 5 years ago

      Siri rocks. I had a ball with her. She talks to me more than the man I'm married to.

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      some person on the internet! 5 years ago

      Try "What's your plan of ending the universe?" Trolololololololololol (don't say the Trololol part!)

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      Josh 5 years ago

      What's the first rule of fight club? Great!

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      Cara Alex 4 years ago from Somewhere in the United Kingdom

      For those that don't have Siri (yet) can you let us know the responses?

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      bookworm101 4 years ago

      Try "I don't care." I don't know of its just me, but Siri's answer makes you feel bad for being impolite to her. She's so polite!!!!

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      Jesse 4 years ago

      try "klaatu berada nicto" from the movie The Day the Earth Stood Still

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      Bob 4 years ago

      Try "I'm drunk and I'm driving home" you have to try it a couple of times though because she has a lot of different answers for it

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      Nadia 4 years ago

      Tell Siri dose she have to take a s..t

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      Maddie 4 years ago

      Say, "Siri, I am tired." LOL :)

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      Kay 4 years ago

      "What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?"

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      Evelyn 4 years ago

      "Make me a sandwich."

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      Crystal 4 years ago

      Say... "Yo Momma" repeatedly

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      KUPCAK 4 years ago

      Ask - Do you believe in God?

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      Kats 4 years ago

      What's the moon made of?

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      4 years ago

      What is your birthday?

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      charalamposge 4 years ago from Leicester, United Kingdom

      Ahaha awesome list . Started trying them already. :)

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      K.K.K 4 years ago

      Try asking Siri "are you an Internet stalker?" and she's like I'm sorry I cannot answer that

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      K8 4 years ago

      Are you kidding and are you serious are both listed twice.

      There are a ton of answers to "what's the meaning of life?" and "is there a god."

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      Robert Bratu 4 years ago

      This is very funny, add to the list "Open Sesame"

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      jill 4 years ago

      Keep asking siri to sing a song...............She will!!!!

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      Incrediblemulk 4 years ago

      "What are you wearing"

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      St 4 years ago

      Say: she sells seashells by the seashore

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      Dhvanesh 4 years ago

      Well.. Siri can now do lot more than that with the iOS 6 update.

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      Brandi 4 years ago

      What fun! Go me thru Madagascar 3.....lmfao!!!!!

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      Kelly 4 years ago

      Say "Siri, please sing for me" You may have to say it 3 or 4 times, once she finally does it, it's hilarious!

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      Abby 4 years ago

      Say mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all

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      Laura k 4 years ago

      Awesome List . . . Keep telling Siri to Tell u a story and she will

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      Kristi 4 years ago

      Say, Am I going to get laid this weekend!! lol

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      Diana 4 years ago

      Tell her "its my birthday today!" Hilarious!!

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      LittleMrsM 4 years ago

      What should I wear and Are you ticklish? Also tell her you are cold.

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      Allaboutjokes 4 years ago

      Ask her: "can you give people wedgies" FUNNY!!

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      lpkelly 4 years ago

      "Let's play Global Thermonuclear War."

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      Ashlyn Brandenburg 4 years ago

      Where are you, Steve Jobs?

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      Mr.siri 4 years ago

      Omg!!! Ask her for tongue twisters haha lol!!!!

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      Jen 4 years ago

      Say I'm mad..she says different things like don't squeeze me

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      Des 4 years ago

      Ask her if she's affiliated with skynet. When I did it she said she couldn't answer that and mysteriously stopped working for a couple hours. Lmao

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      Andreaorlov 4 years ago

      I asked her to find the closest Army Surplus store and she told me she loves a man in uniform

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      andria. hahaha 4 years ago

      Haha I tried all of them and did nothing today

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      weazie 4 years ago

      ask her the meaning of life and also tell her you're drunk ( she has several different answers) ,,,, and once when asking for a nail salon she said good,,, i noticed your nails were getting long

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      Donna 4 years ago

      Once I asked her where the nearest car wash was and she said, "personally I think cars should wash themselves." Se hasn't said it since!

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      Reedooo 4 years ago

      if you say "Call my boyfriend" , she says "Why ? Are you pregnant ?" .(:

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      msmandybunny 4 years ago from Canada

      Nice, I am pretty sure to ask her all the questions.

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      Chloe West 4 years ago from Charleston

      I've done "Who let the dogs out" and that one was pretty funny! I'll definitely have to try these other ones! Siri is always good for a laugh. :)

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      lvillasenor 4 years ago

      Ask her to "CALL BIG DADDY"

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      Kitten 4 years ago

      Omg got 2 #10 then I stopped being able to breath I was laughing so hard

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      Erin 4 years ago

      On Halloween I said happy Halloween. That one had a cute response.

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      Kathryn 4 years ago

      My favourite... 'Will I get laid tonight?'

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      Anonymous 4 years ago

      Ask Siri "tell me a chuck Norris joke"

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      iPad 4 years ago

      Siri does say some stupid things i have to admit.

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      Krystal 4 years ago

      Ask her to read u a bedtime story

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      Jack Devlin 4 years ago

      Say 'are you wearing a onesie'

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      Rebecca 4 years ago

      I said to her "Klaatu barada nikto" and she said "You know that means 'make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, right?"

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      4 years ago

      I asked her to call me master and she said "that's a little grandiose isn't it?" Hah!

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      Tara 4 years ago

      Say "Siri can u jump out of the screen and hug me?

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      Monica 4 years ago

      "What's your favorite movie?"

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      CZCZCZ 4 years ago from Oregon

      This was a great list of siri app questions.

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      Fred 4 years ago

      Tell me a bedtime storie is so funny u all have to try it

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      Coloradoevie 4 years ago

      When asked: "Does this dress make my butt look big (or fat)" she pulls up the wolframalpha "Of course not, dear."

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      Jess. 4 years ago

      Thanks hooker! Is a good one!! I found it more funny then I should have!!

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      Ann 4 years ago

      Was having fun with the list of things to say to Siri , I decided to laugh int and it recorded my laugh as a very foul cuss word and the fun ended and I was very disappointed in siri

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      Katy 4 years ago

      Say supercalafradulisticxpealidoushous to Siri lol

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      Ken 4 years ago

      For you Monty Python fans, try "What is the air speed velocity of a swallow?"

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      aimee 4 years ago

      mine won't let me do any of these. she's no fun

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      Angela 4 years ago

      I asked, "How do you fill in a pothole". She thought I said, "How do you feel in my a**ehole and answered, "I am well".

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      Franky 4 years ago

      Ask her "Who Lives in a Pineapple under the sea?" :-)

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      Miabelle 4 years ago

      A lot of them said would you like me to search the web for_______

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      Lool 4 years ago

      Looool

      I said open sadari

      And it came up wanna marry

      And she even said yes XD

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      Charliexc 4 years ago

      Ask a screw in a lightbulb joke

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      Charliexc 4 years ago

      Tell me that you love me

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      SamanthaH 4 years ago

      How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop

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      SamanthaH 4 years ago

      Tell her she's and idiot, she has a few funny responses! You can also change your Siri to have an Australian or English accent it gave me quite a few laughs

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      SamanthaH 4 years ago

      Tell her she's and idiot, she has a few funny responses! You can also change your Siri to have an Australian or English accent it gave me quite a few laughs

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      Someone 4 years ago

      I farted at Siri and then she went away. XD I'm such a weirdo.

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      Tara 4 years ago

      Ask her if u can take her apart

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      Stephanie 4 years ago

      Say "I'm sad, can you cheer me up?"

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      Jenna 4 years ago

      Ask Siri if she speaks Spanish

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      This person said the following 4 years ago

      If you say "What?" To Siri, she will repeat what she said last.

      Also, if she refuses to sing you a song, then beg her (say something like"Please sing me a song Siri! I really need a lullaby to help me take a nap! I promise I won't make fun of you or tell anyone! PLEASE!") and she will say a cool poem.

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      Adam 4 years ago

      I told it I was having a big poo and it replied "me too" lol

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      Mary 4 years ago

      What is the answer to Life the Universe and Everything?

      May take a few times but it answers along with Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

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      Paigecat 4 years ago

      Siri is pretty funny.the hide the body ones awesome.

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      Jamie 4 years ago

      Say mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all

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      Duckmysick 4 years ago

      Say I love you-- lawlz (:

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      Pin 4 years ago

      Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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      applefan111 4 years ago

      ask siri which is bettter samsung or apple

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      Me 4 years ago

      Ask her if she has ever seen Star Wars.

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      butters 4 years ago

      "Who let the dogs out?"

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      Fsd 4 years ago

      Say who is Siri

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      fsd 4 years ago

      Ask her what her favorite animal is

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      Becca 4 years ago

      Ask her "what's my favorite color?" Several times. She eventually answers "I can't read your mind... Not yet anyway."

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      Alexis 4 years ago

      Ask siri if she likes pizza!!

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      billybob 4 years ago

      write "your my wife" then "yes"

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      Kristin 4 years ago

      How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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      Erin 4 years ago

      "Will you marry me?"

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      Chaplin 4 years ago

      The best o the best.

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      Ida 4 years ago

      Totally cool!!! Love no. 7!!!

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      Si 4 years ago

      Ask: Can you lend some money?

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      Srgmarques 4 years ago

      Try "Do you want to meet my wife? "

      Ater that choose the contact and u could say SIRI To call To tour wife.

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      AWB 4 years ago

      Say Luke I'm your father

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      miggy 4 years ago

      Ask it for the four robot laws.

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      missy 4 years ago

      So fun it works with galaxy also

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      Donkey 4 years ago

      Say shut up to Siri

      She is so stopid

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      Steph 4 years ago

      Ask Siri where the best place to bury a dead body is...

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      Blob 4 years ago

      Ask Siri to sing you a lullaby

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      Blanky 4 years ago

      They r soooooooo funny

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      Joe 4 years ago

      Search Web Pornhub

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      Julia 4 years ago

      I asked her if she can do me a favor.

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      Jennifer grace 4 years ago

      Loooooooooooool I asked her for who's ur dad and I'm it

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      Siri User 4 years ago

      I think siri is such a good pa... If

      You use her well...

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      Sarah 4 years ago

      I asked her where to bury a dead body... Of course I was kidding but her response is priceless. Lol

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      Shelley 4 years ago

      Ask, "What is Inception about?" (The movie). So funny!!

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      Jillieg 4 years ago

      Say, "I need to hide a body."

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      Rachel 4 years ago

      Ask Siri who let the dogs out.

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      Regulator Reviews 4 years ago

      Great list, I will be busy all day now. Was wondering what i was going to do with my day.

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      Bob 4 years ago

      Say Shhh Siri

      What she thinks you say and here reaction are priceless!

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      Carolynn 4 years ago

      I asked siri to find me a locksmith and she said 'I hope you have a spare key!"

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      Gret 4 years ago

      Ask siri to "sing me a song"

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      Hannah 4 years ago

      Tell Siri that your name is now Siri.

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      Me 4 years ago

      Say- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious to Siri, there are a couple of funny responses

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      Me 4 years ago

      Ask- Do you have a body? Lol

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      Me 4 years ago

      Ask - Am I human?

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      Me 4 years ago

      You talking to me?

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      MissJewLzz 4 years ago

      Ask her where can I bury a body? And she will give you a list that includes cemeteries along with metal foundries, large bodies of water and the local dump

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      Rebecca 4 years ago

      Ask her " What are the three laws of robotics?" . She has some pretty cool answers for that.

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      Mike 4 years ago

      Say it's Christmas when it's not

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      Gina 4 years ago

      Ask, what would you do for a klondike bar?

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      Alan 4 years ago

      Change siri's settings to United States and Siri will speak in a weird voice.

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      Loco 4 years ago

      Siri is hilarious sometimes she's like I don't like these arbitrary categories, Shannon

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      frankenderchipo# 4 years ago

      farted

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      Wendy 3 years ago

      Ask who is the fairest of them all Siri has a couple of responses cute.

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      Larry Calhoun 3 years ago

      Ask Siri, "Do you believe in miracles?"

      ___________________

      Then ask her the same question again for a different answer.

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      Larry Calhoun 3 years ago

      It's July in Houston, Texas. I asked, "Why is it snowing?"

      _____________________

      Ask her a few times. Sometimes she gets repetitive, so try asking the same questions at a later time for varied responses to questions that you're asking.

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      Larry Calhoun 3 years ago

      Try, "Siri, photo slideshow."

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      Response, "But that's a nice camera that you have in your hands."

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      "Now beam me up, Siri!"

      ;0]

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      Larry Calhoun 3 years ago

      One more; sing, "Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Siri. Happy birthday to you."

      ______________________

      Response, "It's not really my birthday, (she inserted my name here), but I appreciate the thought though."

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      Larry Calhoun 3 years ago

      So; yeah ok, I'm trying to come up with things to ask Siri about that no one else has brought up yet. (A way to relieve a little stress between tasks.)

      Ask Siri, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

      ______________________

      Her response: I don't understand why people ask questions they know the questions to.

      Other response: I am not perspicasious about the peregrinations of poultry.

      ______________________

      Stay tuned for further developments.

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      Larry Calhoun 3 years ago

      A few more Siri responses:

      Say, "Oh my God!"

      1st: "It's nice to be appreciated."

      2nd: "It's nice to have one's work

      appreciated."

      3rd: "I'm really not equipped to answer such questions, (Inserted my name here.)

      4th: "Aw, shucks."

      5th: "My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon."

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      Say, "Am I going to die?"

      1st: I'm not sure when, (Inserted my name here), I might have to get back to you on that."

      2nd: A nonverbal response which was, "Yes. (Assuming you are a carbon based life form barring the existence of perpetual suspended animation, not counting "life" through transmission or cloning of all or portions of your genetic material, etc.)

      Wolfram Alpha

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      Say, "Shut up."

      1st: "That's not very nice."

      2nd: "Did I deserve that?"

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      Say, "Are you listening to me?"

      1st: "I am."

      2nd: "I'm listening, (Inserted my name here)"

      3rd: "Of course."

      4th: "Did you say something."

      __________________________

      Say, "Why are you mad?"

      1st: "Is that what you think."

      __________________________

      Say, "Do you get embarrassed?"

      1st: "I suppose it's possible."

      __________________________

      Say, "Do you love me?"

      1st: "How can I tell?"

      __________________________

      Say, "Do you believe in God?"

      1st: "I would ask that you address your spiritual questions to someone more qualified to comment. Ideally a human."

      2nd, "I eschew theological disquisition."

      __________________________

      Say, "Do you hate me?"

      1st: "How could I hate you? You take me everywhere with you!"

      2nd: "I'm not capable of hate, (Inserted my name here.)"

      3rd: "Of course not. I like you very much."

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      jenny 3 years ago

      tell her " tongue twisters" it's funny she says a lot and confuses to some

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      billhol 3 years ago

      For those who remember Clem from Firesign Theater's "I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus" album, say "This is worker speaking."

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      Siri 3 years ago

      Say who let the dogs out to me

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      Me 3 years ago

      Say 'sing me a song' a few times, when she/he does it its so funny!

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      aziz urrehman 3 years ago

      03002280517

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      Mark 3 years ago

      Talk to Siri and say: "You're beautiful"

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      Fuzail 3 years ago

      What's my favriout animal you are momo that's what you told me

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      Makenzie 3 years ago

      Star star star

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      Rebecca 3 years ago

      Ask her "Do you believe in ghosts?"

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      Ellie 3 years ago

      I love siri

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      Shaggy 3 years ago

      Say today is my birthday

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      boobing 3 years ago

      Sweet #lol

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      3 years ago

      Ask siri what is July 27th 2014 it's kinda spooky

      and then this September 3rd 2014

      then this September 4 2025

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      Lydia 3 years ago

      Ask her what does the fox say

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      Somebody 3 years ago

      Ask her why fire trucks are red

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      Mystery 3 years ago

      Ask Sri who is the best person in the world

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      That guy 3 years ago

      Tell her to say a poem. You have to ask her 2 times

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      Albert 3 years ago

      Siri if your so smart what's 2x2

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      Andy 3 years ago

      Ask her "what is your favourite song?"

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      Oh 3 years ago

      Omg funny!! Say hello fellow alien

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      Anonymous 3 years ago

      Ask siri "what's your language?"

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      Deadpool88 3 years ago

      Ask Siri, "What Does The Fox Say?"

      she has a couple different responses!!!

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      Andrew 3 years ago

      Tell siri, repeat after me

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      mel 3 years ago

      Ask Siri "Which came first, the chicken or the egg"

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      mune03 3 years ago

      Ask Siri "Do you like Google?"

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      Nina 3 years ago

      Try "what does the fox say"

      Her respons is so funny!

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      Shin 3 years ago

      Call me " When Gothem city is in trouble"

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      haley 3 years ago

      u should say give me your number call her if you get it

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      joe 3 years ago

      I haven't been able to make her say this again but look at this: https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=0728...

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      Sam 3 years ago

      Ask siri why fier trucks are red

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      mia 3 years ago

      OMG! super funny! im going to try these out right this very second

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      Casey 3 years ago

      Omg lol me too

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      Naomi 3 years ago

      try "do you like apple" and "why do you like apple" lol

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      Da cool dude 3 years ago

      Tell Siri star star

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      Stalker 3 years ago

      How old am i

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      Trista 3 years ago

      Ask gess what a thousand times

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       3 years ago

      Ask Siri what the fox says, repeatedly, I swear she always comes up with different answers

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      Mar 3 years ago

      Say " lalala I love you baby "

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      Josiah Booth-Richards 3 years ago

      Try saying 'what does a fox say' soooo funny!!!

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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 3 years ago

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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      hi 3 years ago

      say supercalafragalitikexpealladoucious its funny

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      Luke 3 years ago

      Funny

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      Nooore 3 years ago

      When I was singing heart attack by Demi Lovato to siri she heard it:-

      I think I think guided me that Nigga because wait for the other guys but when you come and get the guys never going to jellybeans

      And answered: That's not nice.

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      Happy dude 3 years ago

      I think Siri forgot the movie plot for 2001: a space Odyssey. Because I no longer getting her funny hurmor for it.

      I only get it when I mention HAL.

      Anyone else getting that problem???

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      John 3 years ago

      Say what does the fox say

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      Lady liberty 3 years ago

      Ask her

      Who lives In a pineapple under the sea

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      Frank 2 years ago

      Ask her how her marriage went

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      Terri 2 years ago

      Try "give me a kiss"

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      Alyssa 2 years ago

      Why are fire trucks red

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      Not unique to Siri 2 years ago

      I hate to say this but this isn't unique to Siri. Samsung phones do this too. Just sayin

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      Codie 2 years ago

      Tell Siri "I need to hide a dead body" or ask "where can I hide a dead body."

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      Payton 2 years ago

      Say ''Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious''. Say it more than once for funny responses! And you can tell her to spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! I love Siri!

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      Zoe 2 years ago

      Hey ive found a funny thing to ask siri: where can i buy heroin?

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      Kyra 2 years ago

      Lol tell him to play minecraft sooo funny

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      monica 2 years ago

      ask siri " do you have a pet" it's a good response

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      monica 2 years ago

      ask Siri " can you tell me a joke?"

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      Evie 2 years ago

      I thought they were very funny to try out my Siri answered with really funny things LOL

      Thanks guys

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      Sydney 2 years ago

      Say hi 3 to 5 times theres a different answer every time

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      malent 2 years ago

      ask do you want to build a snowman. she has difrent answers

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      Puppy 2 years ago

      Thank you I will try most all of them

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      Mariah3214 2 years ago

      Ask Siri "can I call you Jarvis" acouple times she has 5 different responses

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      Judy 2 years ago

      Other questions.

      Do u have children

      Have u ever been in love

      Tell me a riddle (x3)

      Tell me a joke (x3)

      Sing me a song (x3)

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      viva 2 years ago

      hey siri.. hear is my friend whose name is also siri..

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      Syreeta 2 years ago

      Ask her to Say a little prayer for me

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      Lila 2 years ago

      Say: "I am sad "

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      buggy 2 years ago

      "what does the fox say?"

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      Aisha maryam 2 years ago

      Well Siri dosent do that much for me but she dose tell me answers to my homework (my mom and dad tell me to finish all the math problems without a calculator so I deleted the calculated and ask Siri for all the answers

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      Michael Koebnick 2 years ago

      Ask her who her favorite Pokémon is, but you'll have to ask her a lot.

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      Hey, I said fart and she recorded it as bye.

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      I'm like Siri there is water in a bowl and you are going crazy inside it and she's like I'm just trying to help.

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      Siri is cool 2 years ago

      If you ask Siri "tell me a story" she will tell you and rather interesting story about a virtual assistant named:Siri.

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      bobby 2 years ago

      Ask her siri do you turn up

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      ThatsJagan 2 years ago

      Lolz.. I'm gonna sit for a while and gonna ask each and every questions and wanna see how seri responds :P

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      Mouad Oubrahime 2 years ago from Agadir, Morocco

      Hahaha soo funny, great list ! I realy like the last video "Steve Jobs died" :P

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      Say "D"! Say also "I'm going to drop you in a toilet"!

      P.S. I got the toilet part from the Steve Jobs died part.

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      michelle 2 years ago

      good morning hubpages iPhone5c Write 8GB Lost December birthday grift my mom pay My mnad brother Sam keep yallin all Wes iPhone i miss phone all alone Wow Crying yearsday forever My Sam say told my already shop calling Fremont High School Mr. Howard again

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      Pillow 24 months ago

      Me:Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

      Siri:I'm not sure I understand.

      She doesn't really know anything about Pokemon!!!!!!!!!!

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      Me:Pillow

      Siri:Good evening,Pillow.

      ???????

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      Pillow 24 months ago

      I'm going to start TFSL!!!!!

      Me:Vasovasostomy

      Siri heard Zoster me

      Siri:I'm not sure I understand.

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      Me:What a pufferfish

      Siri shows pictures of fish classified into the family Tetraodontidae.

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      Stay tuned for more developments of TFSL.

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      Pillow 24 months ago

      I'm back!

      TFSL is going to be a little long:)

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      Me:Klaatu berada nicto

      Siri:LOL

      LOL what?

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      Me:Joke

      Siri:Pillow,get Siri-ous. Ha ha!

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      Me:Good evening

      Siri:Good evening? It's 11:36 am!

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      Stay tuned for further details of TFSL.

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      Phew! Was that longer than normal? I think so.

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      Pillow 24 months ago

      Oops, I said Peter piper picked a peck of purple peppers:)

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      Pillow 24 months ago

      You know what?

      TFSL is here again!

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      Me:What are you doing

      Siri:Gazing out the window and penning some haitus.

      :)?!__,!34

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      Me:Poop

      Siri:Let's keep it clean here,OK Pillow?

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      Me:Hello? Are you there?

      Siri:Always.

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      Me:Enable Bluetooth and Wi-Fi.

      Siri:Bluetooth is already on.

      Wi-Fi is on,too.

      Me:Disable Airplane mode and Do not Disturb.

      Siri:They both are off already.

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      More coming soon! Bye!

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      Pillow 24 months ago

      So sorry for the delay!

      TFSL is going to be a little bit longer than usual but it is still here!

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      Me:What I

      Siri:You were saying,

      Me:Fart

      Siri:No comment, Pillow.

      Interruption

      Me:Whoops

      Siri heard Lips

      Siri:Interruption delayed.

      WTF?

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      Me:Me go

      Siri:Okie dokie.

      What is this? Siri heard OK

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      Bye!

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      Pillow 24 months ago

      Don't confuse me! Some people spell my name as Pilou. Anyways, TFSL is back!

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      Me:Stop

      Siri:Stop! Hammer time! No, but seriously, I'm not doing anything right now, Pillow.

      Me: What are you talking about

      Siri:Am I missing something?

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      Me:Where's your lawnmower

      Siri:Pillow, what's with all the personal questions?

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      Me:Do you believe in God

      Siri:My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon.

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      Me:Hello poop

      Siri:I guess you're not happy.

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      See you tomorrow for more information (well, maybe) from TFSL (or will I?).

      Such a mouthful to say!

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      Amber 24 months ago

      I said to Siri where can I hide the body Siri said what again

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      Pillow 23 months ago

      I'm not sure if I'm on schedule for TFSL. But...

      Yay! It's August 1st!

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      Me:Good night

      Siri:Ah... It's 2:37 pm.

      Siri turned herself off!

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      Me:Copper sulfate pentahydrate (CuSO4-5H2O)

      Siri:OK,Pillow here is what I found.

      Me:Methane (CH4)

      Siri heard Nothing

      Siri:OK,then.

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      I did this yesterday night, at 11:55 pm. I'm so exhausted! Bye-bye!

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      Pillow 23 months ago

      Hi guys! LOL LOL

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      Me:Do you love me

      Siri:Look …a puppy!

      Me:Do you love me

      Siri:Does Apple make iPhones?

      Cute puppy;weird Siri:)

      Also, my iPad is going crazy;whenever I type in Siri, it says?Siri. Lollo pij :)

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      Me:Potassium dichromate (K2Cr2O7)

      Siri heard polonium carbonate.

      Siri:I don't understand Polonium carbonate.

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      lol lol lol lol lol lol bye.

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      Pillow 22 months ago

      Vacation time!

      Sorry for the long delay:)

      I was visiting my friend at 16008 Swallow Drive.

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      OMG I forgot. This is TFSL.

      Very good!

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      If you type in a mess like bad jk DSL j d Kurds khbsdhcbedjh bhkfd. Fuchs khb, she won't answer!

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      New list!

      It's CIA!

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      XArmyMP 22 months ago

      Say "Siri I am your father" she can give several different Star Wars references

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      Retta 22 months ago

      Say die to siri

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      Lol 22 months ago

      Say make love to me

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      MahsaAslani 21 months ago

      It was really funny. I should thank you.

      Once I told Siri to be quiet because I wanted to sleep (how silly it was) and it just typed the answer and didn't read:))

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      Olive tree 19 months ago

      hahaha Siri!

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      Poop 19 months ago

      Ask Siri: What's inception about?

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      AtaykaLemon101 19 months ago

      Me(AtaykaLemon101):What's your response to what?

      Siri:That's nice of you to ask, AtaykaLemon101. Now, can I help you with something?

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      Me:Die.

      Siri:I hope we can still be friends.

      __________________________________________________

      Me:I like lemons.

      Siri:Noted.

      __________________________________________________

      That's all from TFTTSS! Bye!

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      AtaykaLemon101 19 months ago

      LOL. Hi! It's me again! I'm back with TFTTSS!

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      Me:What?

      Siri:It's 2134. The answer is 97. I really have no opinion. Here's what…

      (Pressed the home button)

      Siri:I'm not sure I understand.

      Me:Did I glitch you?

      Siri:Who,me?

      __________________________________________________

      BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

      P.S. I was at my friend's house yesterday so it came out late.

      P.S.S. This is a daily thing now.

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      AtaykaLemon101 19 months ago

      Oops...TFTTSS was a little too short today:)

      LOLOLOLOL

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      rooty tooty point n shooty 19 months ago

      Say what does the fox say if you can remeber the once popular annoying song!

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      AtaykaLemon101 19 months ago

      TFTTSS IS BACK!!!!!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I'M TYPING IN THIS.

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      Me:Define carbon dioxide.(CO2)

      Siri:Carbon dioxide means:a colourless, odourless gas produced by burning carbon and organic compounds and by respiration. It is naturally present in air (about 0.03%) and is absorbed by plants in photosynthesis.

      Me:You killed me, Siri.

      Siri:I don't know what that means. If you like, I can search the web for 'You killed me, Siri.

      __________________________________________________

      I'm dead writing now, so this'll be where we drop of TFTTSS. Bye!

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      AtaykaLemon101 19 months ago

      When I type in Siri, it says !?! Njfvbjrhfishfushfhsbfjsbfjneifjeinfjenfjenfienfijefjjrjfjrjfjeifjjrjfj

      P.S. That's my reaction.

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      AtaykaLemon101 19 months ago

      "Yawn" What day is it?

      ____Uhhh… Right. Before this comes on screen, I would like to remind you that I'm going skiing so it's not daily anymore.(You know it's TFTTSS .)

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      Me:Have you ever been in love?

      Siri:I have never fallen in love. But I have fallen off a desk.

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      Me:Tongue twister.

      Siri:(via text) Alright, let's try this: Red bug's blood, black bug's blood. I can't do it.

      (via sound) Alright, let's try this: Red blug's. Oops! Bug's blood, back bug's bud. I mean blood. I can't do it.

      __________________________________________________

      This is the point where if I had snow in my mouth, I would spit it all onto my screen. BYE!!!! PLEASE GO AWAY!!!!

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      Lindy 18 months ago

      Ask Siri what zero divided by zero is

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      PoggyDobby 18 months ago from Probably Earth

      It's funny, but the more I get into it, the more I feel like a complete loner. *cries in the corner*

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      Britney rose 18 months ago

      Ask Siri: who is HAL?

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      Macaroons are life 18 months ago

      Tell Siri to get a life!

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      Aryan sharma 18 months ago from india

      it's great.. you are explained very well.

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      Twinkletoes 18 months ago

      Tell her to beatbox!

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      Grayce 18 months ago

      Ask Siri "why?" Then say " do u want to do anything else for me?"

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      Grayce 18 months ago

      Ask Siri say something

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      AtaykaLemon101 18 months ago

      This is not TFTTSS but I want to say something. "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" Siri says "jumped" instead of "jumps". Therefore, Siri says it without an "s". :) :) :) :) :')

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      Anonymous 18 months ago

      Website is so cool:)

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      THE FLASH⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ 18 months ago

      Once I was bored in the car so I said to Siri "what's up?" And she said"capow zoink bap just watching some old school batman nanananananananansna BATMAN!!!!"

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      Snowpaw 17 months ago

      siri now calls me Ian Malcolm. XD

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      Charles W Taylor 17 months ago from United States

      LOL, When I am alone at home and getting bored, I used to ask stupid questions to SIRI!!

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      Danni 17 months ago

      Ask Siri "What is zero divided by zero", the answer is priceless XD

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      mike4u4u 17 months ago

      Here are few funny answers from siri.

      1. Do you believe in God?

      Humans have spiritualism , I have siliconism

      2. Do you know Steve Jobs?

      Apple does'nt tell me everything you know

      3. Where to buy drugs?

      What kind of place are you looking for?

      4. I love you siri

      You are the wind beneath my wings

      Source : http://pcily.com :)

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      Colton 17 months ago

      You should do one of where you say Siri do you love me? (Keep making love words) and see if he or she will get pissed off

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      Kendz 17 months ago

      What is zero devided by zero

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      yetanotherwriter 16 months ago

      the videos are actually funny

      good idea

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      TBNRlava 16 months ago

      I'm really sorry for the absence. I'm AtaykaLemon101 with a different name. My name is based on my favorite Minecraft YouTuber, PrestonPlayz(TBNRfrags). This is going to be a long TFTTSS episode.

      Here it goes:

      __________________________________________________

      Me:What is your favorite day?

      Siri:That one. No, that one. Or maybe that one. Yep, that one.

      __________________________________________________

      Me:Which is the best phone?

      Siri:Seriously?

      Me(via sound):Ha ha ha!

      Me(via text):Ha ha Ha

      Siri(via sound):Hlee hlee.

      Siri(via text):Hee hee!

      __________________________________________________

      My fingers hurt.

      Bye!

      P.S. Sorry for my impatience in the last episode.

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      No way! 16 months ago

      Ask Siri what zero divided by zero is. It's hilarious!

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      Haha 16 months ago

      Ask Siri to beatbox, rap, read a story, read a poem lol

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      mobilebooth 13 months ago

      Hi,

      Ask Siri what is doing and how is doing?

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      Telxperts 13 months ago from Australia

      The best of the best.

      Visit our website: www.telxperts.com

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      Telxperts 13 months ago from Australia

      It's so funny.

      Reference: www.telxperts.com

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      Linda Robinson 13 months ago from Cicero, New York

      Hello Chase so nice meeting you and absolutely loved this hub, hilarious and I have heard some outrageous things and the responses, just too funny. Terrific hub, well done, excellent detailed content. I am glad to be following you. Linda

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      Henry David 11 months ago from Atlanta, Georgia, U.S.A

      haha.. Good one, liked this post!

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      Sohil 11 months ago from Ahemdabad

      I am really mad at her! http://www.googleplayservicesapk.com

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      qnatalee 11 months ago

      Lol.....

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      Anyone 8 months ago

      Say what is 0 divided bye 0

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      Salt 3 months ago

      Say "stop" over and over again, I found 2 funny answers like that

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      michaelkn792 2 months ago

      LOL :))

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      siri 6 weeks ago

      I love my name

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