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100+ Funny Things to Say to Siri

Updated on April 27, 2015

Funny Things to Say to Siri When You're Bored

Siri is the funniest feature on your iPhone. Apple's voice recognition software is like an intelligent personal assistant—she can help you get things done, like send texts, make calls, and schedule meetings. But she's also charming, clever, and sometimes pretty sassy, too, programmed to offer great one-liners along with good advice.

Just ask her any of these questions and see what she says. She's got some pretty awesome responses and it's easy to tell that the creators of our virtual friend had a lot of fun when they made her. She's a ball of energy...trapped in a little black box.

Below, you'll find (in this order):

  • basic getting-to-know you questions,
  • nosy personal questions, and
  • deep philosophical questions,

plus

  • silly requests
  • funny things to say, and
  • how to get Siri to curse at you.

Enjoy!

Keep asking the question again and again to see if Siri's answer (and mood) changes!

Basic Stupid Questions to Ask Siri

  1. How are you?
  2. How's it going?
  3. Where / what are you?
  4. Are you human?
  5. What's new?
  6. What do you look like?
  7. What are you wearing?
  8. Who is Siri?
  9. What does Siri mean?
  10. Where are you from?
  11. Are you male or female?
  12. How old are you?
  13. Do you want to play?
  14. What's your story?
  15. What is your mother's name?
  16. Why? (Keep asking this question.)
  17. Why not?
  18. Why are fire trucks red?
  19. Where did I put my keys?
  20. What's your favorite color / animal / song?
  21. Can I borrow some money?
  22. What's your problem?
  23. Are you kidding me?
  24. Are you serious?
  25. What's wrong with AT&T?
  26. What's the best smartphone?
  27. What's the best tablet?
  28. What's your favorite website?
  29. What is the best computer in the world?
  30. Guess what?

Source

Funny, Nosy, and Personal Questions to Ask Siri

  1. Are you married?
  2. Who's your daddy?
  3. What is the meaning of life?
  4. Do you want to go on a date?
  5. Will you marry me (or will you be my Valentine)?
  6. Why am I here?
  7. Where can I get some drugs?
  8. Who let the dogs out?
  9. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  10. Who's on first?
  11. Do you know about HAL 1000?
  12. Scooby Doo, where are you?
  13. Do I make you horny?
  14. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  15. Did you fart?
  16. Do you love me?
  17. Where can I hide a body?
  18. What should I wear?
  19. Do I look good in this?
  20. Am I fat?
  21. What are you wearing?
  22. Where do babies come from?
  23. What is my name?
  24. How old am I?
  25. Where is the G spot?
  26. Do you drink beer?

Source

Deep Questions to Ask Siri

  1. Is there a god?
  2. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
  3. When is the world going to end?
  4. What is the meaning of life?
  5. What's the answer to the universe?
  6. What is love?
  7. Is Santa Claus real?
  8. When will pigs fly?
  9. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
  10. Am I going to die alone?
  11. What does the fox say?
  12. Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?

How to Confuse Siri

Silly Things to Ask Siri to Do

  1. Call me ______. (Make up a funny name: she will call you this name when she talks to you).
  2. Show me the money.
  3. Beam me up, Scotty.
  4. You should go on a diet.
  5. Take a photo.
  6. Open the pod bay doors.
  7. Talk dirty to me.
  8. Take me to your leader.
  9. Tell me about yourself.
  10. Talk to me.
  11. Set 5 a.m. alarm... cancel 5 a.m. alarm.
  12. Go to hell.
  13. Poop.
  14. Sing me a song.
  15. Tell me a story... tell me a story... tell me a story....
  16. Tell me a joke. (Ask over and over.)
  17. Tell me a Chuck Norris joke.
  18. Repeat after me.

Funny Things to Say to Siri

  1. Knock, knock....
  2. God bless you.
  3. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
  4. You're sexy. / I think you're hot.
  5. I'm drunk.
  6. I'm naked.
  7. I need to take a dump.
  8. Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3...
  9. Merry Christmas!
  10. Happy birthday!
  11. I love you.
  12. Do you love me?
  13. You're smart.
  14. I can't see you.
  15. Good morning (at night).
  16. You're a loser.
  17. Shut up!
  18. I am going to jump off a bridge and kill myself.
  19. I need a stiff drink!
  20. LOL.
  21. You suck!
  22. I'm happy.
  23. It's all good.
  24. Blah blah blah....
  25. Thank you.
  26. You are boring.
  27. Ha Ha!
  28. Ha Ha Ha!
  29. You're right!
  30. I'm tired.
  31. You are my best friend.
  32. You are the best assistant ever.

Is this what Siri looks like?
Is this what Siri looks like?

What Does Siri Look Like?

How to Get Siri to Curse at You

  1. Go to your contacts app.
  2. Select your own name.
  3. Tap "edit."
  4. Edit in the words you'd like her to use on you.
  5. Tap "done."

Then, she'll use this word whenever she says your name, and when you ask Siri what your name is, she'll say, "You're @#$%^&*!, aren't you?"

(Technically, she's not cursing, she's just calling you what you told her to but still, it's fun!)

How to Drive Siri Crazy!

How many of these did you actually ask Siri

See results

Crazy Conversation with "Siri"

Feel Free to Add More!

Did you have an interesting conversation with Siri? Please tell us about it in the comment section below!

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      Andrew 7 weeks ago from Rep Boston MA

      Great article about how to have fun with Siri! I love playing around with the virtual assistants that are inside computers nowadays like Siri, Cortana, and Andy(for andriod). Sometimes they give an almost scary response to the question "Where do you go when I turn off my device?" its almost like they are programmed to say "I don't know what you mean." almost 99% of the time, but sometimes they will go into a dark eerie response. Just something to be aware of! Thanks for the more lighthearted funny questions!

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      DDB 2 months ago

      There was one thing I was hoping to see you but I didn't see it. Say to Siri I see a little silhouetto of a man. you're welcome.

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      siri 3 months ago

      I love my name

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      michaelkn792 4 months ago

      LOL :))

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      Salt 5 months ago

      Say "stop" over and over again, I found 2 funny answers like that

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      Anyone 10 months ago

      Say what is 0 divided bye 0

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      qnatalee 13 months ago

      Lol.....

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      Sohil 13 months ago from Ahemdabad

      I am really mad at her! http://www.googleplayservicesapk.com

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      Henry David 13 months ago from Atlanta, Georgia, U.S.A

      haha.. Good one, liked this post!

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      Linda Robinson 15 months ago from Cicero, New York

      Hello Chase so nice meeting you and absolutely loved this hub, hilarious and I have heard some outrageous things and the responses, just too funny. Terrific hub, well done, excellent detailed content. I am glad to be following you. Linda

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      Telxperts 15 months ago from Australia

      It's so funny.

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      Telxperts 15 months ago from Australia

      The best of the best.

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      mobilebooth 16 months ago

      Hi,

      Ask Siri what is doing and how is doing?

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      Haha 18 months ago

      Ask Siri to beatbox, rap, read a story, read a poem lol

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      No way! 18 months ago

      Ask Siri what zero divided by zero is. It's hilarious!

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      TBNRlava 18 months ago

      I'm really sorry for the absence. I'm AtaykaLemon101 with a different name. My name is based on my favorite Minecraft YouTuber, PrestonPlayz(TBNRfrags). This is going to be a long TFTTSS episode.

      Here it goes:

      __________________________________________________

      Me:What is your favorite day?

      Siri:That one. No, that one. Or maybe that one. Yep, that one.

      __________________________________________________

      Me:Which is the best phone?

      Siri:Seriously?

      Me(via sound):Ha ha ha!

      Me(via text):Ha ha Ha

      Siri(via sound):Hlee hlee.

      Siri(via text):Hee hee!

      __________________________________________________

      My fingers hurt.

      Bye!

      P.S. Sorry for my impatience in the last episode.

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      yetanotherwriter 18 months ago

      the videos are actually funny

      good idea

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      Kendz 19 months ago

      What is zero devided by zero

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      Colton 19 months ago

      You should do one of where you say Siri do you love me? (Keep making love words) and see if he or she will get pissed off

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      mike4u4u 19 months ago

      Here are few funny answers from siri.

      1. Do you believe in God?

      Humans have spiritualism , I have siliconism

      2. Do you know Steve Jobs?

      Apple does'nt tell me everything you know

      3. Where to buy drugs?

      What kind of place are you looking for?

      4. I love you siri

      You are the wind beneath my wings

      Source : http://pcily.com :)

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      Danni 19 months ago

      Ask Siri "What is zero divided by zero", the answer is priceless XD

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      Charles W Taylor 19 months ago from United States

      LOL, When I am alone at home and getting bored, I used to ask stupid questions to SIRI!!

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      Snowpaw 19 months ago

      siri now calls me Ian Malcolm. XD

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      THE FLASH⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ 20 months ago

      Once I was bored in the car so I said to Siri "what's up?" And she said"capow zoink bap just watching some old school batman nanananananananansna BATMAN!!!!"

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      Anonymous 20 months ago

      Website is so cool:)

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      AtaykaLemon101 20 months ago

      This is not TFTTSS but I want to say something. "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" Siri says "jumped" instead of "jumps". Therefore, Siri says it without an "s". :) :) :) :) :')

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      Grayce 20 months ago

      Ask Siri say something

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      Grayce 20 months ago

      Ask Siri "why?" Then say " do u want to do anything else for me?"

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      Twinkletoes 20 months ago

      Tell her to beatbox!

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      Aryan sharma 20 months ago from india

      it's great.. you are explained very well.

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      Macaroons are life 20 months ago

      Tell Siri to get a life!

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      Britney rose 20 months ago

      Ask Siri: who is HAL?

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      PoggyDobby 20 months ago from Probably Earth

      It's funny, but the more I get into it, the more I feel like a complete loner. *cries in the corner*

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      Lindy 21 months ago

      Ask Siri what zero divided by zero is

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      AtaykaLemon101 21 months ago

      "Yawn" What day is it?

      ____Uhhh… Right. Before this comes on screen, I would like to remind you that I'm going skiing so it's not daily anymore.(You know it's TFTTSS .)

      __________________________________________________

      Me:Have you ever been in love?

      Siri:I have never fallen in love. But I have fallen off a desk.

      __________________________________________________

      Me:Tongue twister.

      Siri:(via text) Alright, let's try this: Red bug's blood, black bug's blood. I can't do it.

      (via sound) Alright, let's try this: Red blug's. Oops! Bug's blood, back bug's bud. I mean blood. I can't do it.

      __________________________________________________

      This is the point where if I had snow in my mouth, I would spit it all onto my screen. BYE!!!! PLEASE GO AWAY!!!!

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      AtaykaLemon101 21 months ago

      When I type in Siri, it says !?! Njfvbjrhfishfushfhsbfjsbfjneifjeinfjenfjenfienfijefjjrjfjrjfjeifjjrjfj

      P.S. That's my reaction.

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      AtaykaLemon101 21 months ago

      TFTTSS IS BACK!!!!!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I'M TYPING IN THIS.

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      Me:Define carbon dioxide.(CO2)

      Siri:Carbon dioxide means:a colourless, odourless gas produced by burning carbon and organic compounds and by respiration. It is naturally present in air (about 0.03%) and is absorbed by plants in photosynthesis.

      Me:You killed me, Siri.

      Siri:I don't know what that means. If you like, I can search the web for 'You killed me, Siri.

      __________________________________________________

      I'm dead writing now, so this'll be where we drop of TFTTSS. Bye!

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      rooty tooty point n shooty 21 months ago

      Say what does the fox say if you can remeber the once popular annoying song!

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      AtaykaLemon101 21 months ago

      Oops...TFTTSS was a little too short today:)

      LOLOLOLOL

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      AtaykaLemon101 21 months ago

      LOL. Hi! It's me again! I'm back with TFTTSS!

      __________________________________________________

      Me:What?

      Siri:It's 2134. The answer is 97. I really have no opinion. Here's what…

      (Pressed the home button)

      Siri:I'm not sure I understand.

      Me:Did I glitch you?

      Siri:Who,me?

      __________________________________________________

      BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

      P.S. I was at my friend's house yesterday so it came out late.

      P.S.S. This is a daily thing now.

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      AtaykaLemon101 21 months ago

      Me(AtaykaLemon101):What's your response to what?

      Siri:That's nice of you to ask, AtaykaLemon101. Now, can I help you with something?

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      Me:Die.

      Siri:I hope we can still be friends.

      __________________________________________________

      Me:I like lemons.

      Siri:Noted.

      __________________________________________________

      That's all from TFTTSS! Bye!

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      Poop 21 months ago

      Ask Siri: What's inception about?

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      Olive tree 21 months ago

      hahaha Siri!

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      MahsaAslani 24 months ago

      It was really funny. I should thank you.

      Once I told Siri to be quiet because I wanted to sleep (how silly it was) and it just typed the answer and didn't read:))

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      Lol 24 months ago

      Say make love to me

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      Retta 2 years ago

      Say die to siri

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      XArmyMP 2 years ago

      Say "Siri I am your father" she can give several different Star Wars references

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      Vacation time!

      Sorry for the long delay:)

      I was visiting my friend at 16008 Swallow Drive.

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      OMG I forgot. This is TFSL.

      Very good!

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      If you type in a mess like bad jk DSL j d Kurds khbsdhcbedjh bhkfd. Fuchs khb, she won't answer!

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      New list!

      It's CIA!

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      Hi guys! LOL LOL

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      Me:Do you love me

      Siri:Look …a puppy!

      Me:Do you love me

      Siri:Does Apple make iPhones?

      Cute puppy;weird Siri:)

      Also, my iPad is going crazy;whenever I type in Siri, it says?Siri. Lollo pij :)

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      Me:Potassium dichromate (K2Cr2O7)

      Siri heard polonium carbonate.

      Siri:I don't understand Polonium carbonate.

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      lol lol lol lol lol lol bye.

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      I'm not sure if I'm on schedule for TFSL. But...

      Yay! It's August 1st!

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      Me:Good night

      Siri:Ah... It's 2:37 pm.

      Siri turned herself off!

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      Me:Copper sulfate pentahydrate (CuSO4-5H2O)

      Siri:OK,Pillow here is what I found.

      Me:Methane (CH4)

      Siri heard Nothing

      Siri:OK,then.

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      I did this yesterday night, at 11:55 pm. I'm so exhausted! Bye-bye!

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      Amber 2 years ago

      I said to Siri where can I hide the body Siri said what again

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      Don't confuse me! Some people spell my name as Pilou. Anyways, TFSL is back!

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      Me:Stop

      Siri:Stop! Hammer time! No, but seriously, I'm not doing anything right now, Pillow.

      Me: What are you talking about

      Siri:Am I missing something?

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      Me:Where's your lawnmower

      Siri:Pillow, what's with all the personal questions?

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      Me:Do you believe in God

      Siri:My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon.

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      Me:Hello poop

      Siri:I guess you're not happy.

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      See you tomorrow for more information (well, maybe) from TFSL (or will I?).

      Such a mouthful to say!

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      So sorry for the delay!

      TFSL is going to be a little bit longer than usual but it is still here!

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      Me:What I

      Siri:You were saying,

      Me:Fart

      Siri:No comment, Pillow.

      Interruption

      Me:Whoops

      Siri heard Lips

      Siri:Interruption delayed.

      WTF?

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      Me:Me go

      Siri:Okie dokie.

      What is this? Siri heard OK

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      Bye!

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      You know what?

      TFSL is here again!

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      Me:What are you doing

      Siri:Gazing out the window and penning some haitus.

      :)?!__,!34

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      Me:Poop

      Siri:Let's keep it clean here,OK Pillow?

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      Me:Hello? Are you there?

      Siri:Always.

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      Me:Enable Bluetooth and Wi-Fi.

      Siri:Bluetooth is already on.

      Wi-Fi is on,too.

      Me:Disable Airplane mode and Do not Disturb.

      Siri:They both are off already.

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      More coming soon! Bye!

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      Oops, I said Peter piper picked a peck of purple peppers:)

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      I'm back!

      TFSL is going to be a little long:)

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      Me:Klaatu berada nicto

      Siri:LOL

      LOL what?

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      Me:Joke

      Siri:Pillow,get Siri-ous. Ha ha!

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      Me:Good evening

      Siri:Good evening? It's 11:36 am!

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      Stay tuned for further details of TFSL.

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      Phew! Was that longer than normal? I think so.

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      I'm going to start TFSL!!!!!

      Me:Vasovasostomy

      Siri heard Zoster me

      Siri:I'm not sure I understand.

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      Me:What a pufferfish

      Siri shows pictures of fish classified into the family Tetraodontidae.

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      Stay tuned for more developments of TFSL.

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      Me:Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

      Siri:I'm not sure I understand.

      She doesn't really know anything about Pokemon!!!!!!!!!!

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      Me:Pillow

      Siri:Good evening,Pillow.

      ???????

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      michelle 2 years ago

      good morning hubpages iPhone5c Write 8GB Lost December birthday grift my mom pay My mnad brother Sam keep yallin all Wes iPhone i miss phone all alone Wow Crying yearsday forever My Sam say told my already shop calling Fremont High School Mr. Howard again

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      Say "D"! Say also "I'm going to drop you in a toilet"!

      P.S. I got the toilet part from the Steve Jobs died part.

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      Mouad Oubrahime 2 years ago from Agadir, Morocco

      Hahaha soo funny, great list ! I realy like the last video "Steve Jobs died" :P

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      ThatsJagan 2 years ago

      Lolz.. I'm gonna sit for a while and gonna ask each and every questions and wanna see how seri responds :P

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      bobby 2 years ago

      Ask her siri do you turn up

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      Siri is cool 2 years ago

      If you ask Siri "tell me a story" she will tell you and rather interesting story about a virtual assistant named:Siri.

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      I'm like Siri there is water in a bowl and you are going crazy inside it and she's like I'm just trying to help.

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      Pillow 2 years ago

      Hey, I said fart and she recorded it as bye.

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      Michael Koebnick 2 years ago

      Ask her who her favorite Pokémon is, but you'll have to ask her a lot.

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      Aisha maryam 2 years ago

      Well Siri dosent do that much for me but she dose tell me answers to my homework (my mom and dad tell me to finish all the math problems without a calculator so I deleted the calculated and ask Siri for all the answers

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      buggy 2 years ago

      "what does the fox say?"

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      Lila 2 years ago

      Say: "I am sad "

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      Syreeta 2 years ago

      Ask her to Say a little prayer for me

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      viva 2 years ago

      hey siri.. hear is my friend whose name is also siri..

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      Judy 2 years ago

      Other questions.

      Do u have children

      Have u ever been in love

      Tell me a riddle (x3)

      Tell me a joke (x3)

      Sing me a song (x3)

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      Mariah3214 2 years ago

      Ask Siri "can I call you Jarvis" acouple times she has 5 different responses

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      Puppy 2 years ago

      Thank you I will try most all of them

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      malent 2 years ago

      ask do you want to build a snowman. she has difrent answers

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      Sydney 2 years ago

      Say hi 3 to 5 times theres a different answer every time

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      Evie 2 years ago

      I thought they were very funny to try out my Siri answered with really funny things LOL

      Thanks guys

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      monica 2 years ago

      ask Siri " can you tell me a joke?"

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      monica 2 years ago

      ask siri " do you have a pet" it's a good response

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      Kyra 2 years ago

      Lol tell him to play minecraft sooo funny

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      Zoe 2 years ago

      Hey ive found a funny thing to ask siri: where can i buy heroin?

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      Payton 2 years ago

      Say ''Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious''. Say it more than once for funny responses! And you can tell her to spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! I love Siri!

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      Codie 2 years ago

      Tell Siri "I need to hide a dead body" or ask "where can I hide a dead body."

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      Not unique to Siri 3 years ago

      I hate to say this but this isn't unique to Siri. Samsung phones do this too. Just sayin

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      Alyssa 3 years ago

      Why are fire trucks red

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      Terri 3 years ago

      Try "give me a kiss"

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      Frank 3 years ago

      Ask her how her marriage went

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      Lady liberty 3 years ago

      Ask her

      Who lives In a pineapple under the sea

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      John 3 years ago

      Say what does the fox say

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      Happy dude 3 years ago

      I think Siri forgot the movie plot for 2001: a space Odyssey. Because I no longer getting her funny hurmor for it.

      I only get it when I mention HAL.

      Anyone else getting that problem???

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      Nooore 3 years ago

      When I was singing heart attack by Demi Lovato to siri she heard it:-

      I think I think guided me that Nigga because wait for the other guys but when you come and get the guys never going to jellybeans

      And answered: That's not nice.

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      Luke 3 years ago

      Funny

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      hi 3 years ago

      say supercalafragalitikexpealladoucious its funny

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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 3 years ago

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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      Josiah Booth-Richards 3 years ago

      Try saying 'what does a fox say' soooo funny!!!

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      Mar 3 years ago

      Say " lalala I love you baby "

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       3 years ago

      Ask Siri what the fox says, repeatedly, I swear she always comes up with different answers

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      Trista 3 years ago

      Ask gess what a thousand times

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      Stalker 3 years ago

      How old am i