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100 Facebook Statuses About Today

Updated on August 22, 2018
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Hubpages writer StricktlyDating is an Australian writer creating pages of original funny quotes, funny status updates, and funny memes.

100 choices for Facebook status updates about today. Funny, cheeky statuses about today to add to your timeline and entertain your friends.

Today Status Updates

  • You'll never be 100% ready to change. Don't wait for the perfect time. It will never come. Start today.
  • My plan for today? Drink coffee, and be as gorgeous as ever!
  • Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift. That is why it's called the present!
  • Hooray! It's today!
  • Do it today! Or you will regret it tomorrow!
  • Today is the day!
  • Things I feel like doing today: Not moving a muscle.
  • Today is a perfect day to start living my dreams!
  • Today is mine to shape and create a masterpiece.
  • Tomorrow I might think about moving a mountain, but today I plan on doing nothing at all.
  • I believe in living today. Not in yesterday, nor tomorrow.
  • Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
  • Enjoy life today. Yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.
  • Today I'm doing nothing, because that's what I did yesterday, and I haven't finnished yet!
  • Who is the most awesome person today?
  • I hope you feel beautiful today.
  • I woke up and told myself, today is MY day!
  • Today is the only time today will exist, so make the most of it.
  • If you don't do something special today, tomorrow yesterday won't be special.
  • Stop wishing about tomorrow, start doing today.
  • Every day may not be good, but there is something good in each day.
  • Spending today complaining about yesterday, won't make a better tomorrow.
  • Do not regret having lost yesterday, do not fear you will lose tomorrow, just enjoy today.
  • Smile at someone today, and give them a little sunshine.
  • Feel good today for the sake of just feeling good.
  • My plan for today is to make no plans.
  • Make today awesome, so yesterday gets jealous!
  • Today will never come again, be a blessing, be a friend. Encourage someone, take time to care, and you'll find life will treat you fair.
  • Take advantage of today, because tomorrow is not promised.
  • Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.
  • Oh how I love today's sunny sky.
  • Today, I wish to reaffirm that I intend to continue on the path forward.
  • Never let yesterday fill up today.
  • I think I'll just be happy today.
  • Today I am happy because I don't have any reason not to be.
  • Today I will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant, in which case I will eat chocolate.
  • Today, do what you love.
  • I love the person I am today, and without the lessons I learned from my past, I would not be me.
  • Life is a journey. Continue yours today.
  • One today is better than ten tomorrows.
  • What really matters today, is happiness.
  • Make today spectacular and make every second count.
  • Start living life to the full today.
  • Don't wait for the new year to make positive changes in your life. Start today.
  • Listen and learn today, excel tomorrow.
  • Today I've decided to count my blessings, not my troubles.
  • Today I choose joy!
  • A year from now you will wish you had started today.
  • The struggle you're in today is developing the strength you need for tomorrow.
  • Renew yourself, today is a new day!
  • I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn't have it in me to let them down.
  • Today was going great until, people.
  • Today a reader, tomorrow a leader.
  • Today is an opportunity to do better, don't waste it.
  • Start living your life fearlessly today.
  • Today is not just another day, it's a new opportunity, another chance, a new beginning. Embrace it.
  • Regardless of anything I'm going to do my best to wear a smile today.
  • Today I will be the best version of me.
  • Start a new chapter today.
  • Dear, whoever is reading this. Don't forget to smile today.
  • Today is a good day for dreaming.

  • Today I'm wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.
  • Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.
  • Today is full of endless possibilities.
  • Today is the oldest you're ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again.
  • Make today count. You'll never get it back.
  • Do something today that your future self will thank you for.
  • Dear Self, today you will shine!
  • Whatever the weather, I plan on making the best out of today.
  • Good morning, make today another wonderful day!
  • If today was perfect there would be no need for tomorrow.
  • Today is your day. Your mountain is waiting so... Get on your way.
  • Your future is shaped by what you do today, not tomorrow.
  • My to-do list for today: Count my belssings, practice kindness, listen to my heart, be productive yet calm, let go of what I can't control, just breath.
  • What you do today can improve your tomorrows.
  • Today I'm happier than a bird with a french fry!
  • A year from now you will wish you had started today!
  • Make today rediculously amazing!
  • Be the reason someone smiles today.
  • Let's just forget it, and enjoy today.
  • Let's make today as fabulously mind blowing as yesterday!
  • Be awesome today.
  • Whatever happens today, I'll learn from it tomorrow.
  • I just want today to last forever!
  • Starting today, I need to forget what's past, appreciate what remains, and look forward to what's coming next.
  • Smile and let everyone know that today you are a stronger person.
  • If your world is falling apart today, and you're feeling lost and alone. Just know that I love you with all the love in the world.
  • Today I am excited about everything!
  • Today I saw something that reminded me of you. So I smiled for the rest of the day.
  • Today was good, today was fun, tomorrow is another one.
  • Today is going to be a good, good day.
  • I'm really enjoying today.
  • Forget the past and just enjoy today.
  • Ask yourself if what you're doing today is getting you closer to what you want tomorrow.

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    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR

      StricktlyDating 

      2 years ago from Australia

      That's a beautiful quote Nadine, thank you.

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      Nadine May 

      2 years ago from Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

      Wow what an inspiring post. love this: Your future is shaped by what you do today, not tomorrow. The quote I use on all my novels are: What we can imagine we can make real.

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR

      StricktlyDating 

      2 years ago from Australia

      Thank you and best wishes for the new year too!

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      Janis Leslie Evans 

      2 years ago from Washington, DC

      Very cool hub, timely for the beginning of a new year. These quotes are useful, too. Thanks for the great ideas.

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR

      StricktlyDating 

      2 years ago from Australia

      Thank you I'm glad you enjoyed these quotes today!

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      FlourishAnyway 

      2 years ago from USA

      These are good. "Today I will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant, in which case I will eat chocolate." But I also like that one in the photo, "Congratd, you made it out of bed." That's pretty awesome.

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR

      StricktlyDating 

      2 years ago from Australia

      Thank you!

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      Devika Primić 

      2 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Interesting! You certainly know how to find new ideas. I enjoyed reading.

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR

      StricktlyDating 

      2 years ago from Australia

      That is awesome!

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      Frank Atanacio 

      2 years ago from Shelton

      strictly some of these are just fantastic.. Me.. well.. I'm going to live until I die.. :)

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      Dora Weithers 

      2 years ago from The Caribbean

      Lots of inspiration. Thank you! "Today I will be the best version of me."

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR

      StricktlyDating 

      2 years ago from Australia

      Thanks Jodah, I'm glad you enjoyed my new quotes!

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      John Hansen 

      2 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Wow stricktlydating, you must have been collecting those status update quotes from Facebook for quite awhile. There are so many great quotes among them eg. "Your future is shaped by what you do today, not tomorrow." Good job.

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