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Believe No Evil

Updated on December 3, 2015

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This is not meant to make fun of people who post things or happen to believe something they see on social media. Much like the Pied Piper of Hamelin luring the rats into the Weser River, I am simply leading misinformation to its own waterlogged demise. Some may be obvious, some will provide a little education, but all are meant to provide nothing more than a means of entertainment. Make sure to follow the links at the bottom to view more posts as they are created!

Winterizing:

Most (all) of these should be painstakingly obvious, but there are people out there who have tried them. For God's sake, don't do them!


Pay attention as you read this. There will be a quiz at the end.




It's Science....

At least little Johnny can host hockey practice in the driveway now.
At least little Johnny can host hockey practice in the driveway now.

Remember that scene from Home Alone where Daniel Stern falls down the stairs because Macaulay Culkin sprayed them down with water? There was definitely no snow on them at the time... Just sayin'....




You can't scrape what isn't there!

This will also save a TON of money on windshield washer fluid.
This will also save a TON of money on windshield washer fluid.

NO! BAD! Stop it! The only time it is acceptable to do this is if you feel REALLY nostalgic about that time you took 3rd in the demolition derby.

Pictured above: the SafeLite Autoglass Marketing Department Head and employee of the year.



Homemade Snow Tires!

I would like to leave this as "Enough Said"....but...

If all manuals were written as meme's, everyone would follow directions perfectly.
If all manuals were written as meme's, everyone would follow directions perfectly.

Air pressure (the magical force that keeps your tires inflated) can only be contained by a solid object. How could drilling holes in my tire go wrong?



Don't want your lights to freeze over? Just kill your battery!

Just make sure to park your car facing the neighbor's. It's important your bedroom is dark enough to get a solid 8 hours.
Just make sure to park your car facing the neighbor's. It's important your bedroom is dark enough to get a solid 8 hours.

C'mon, man. Who created this one? I know the whole point of this blog is to reduce gullibility, but this person didn't even try to be creative or believable. Everyone has done this by accident at some point, and needed a jump as a result. Just don't do it on purpose.

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