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Facebook Status Updates to Get Comments

Updated on November 21, 2010
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Facebook Status that will get you comments

Do you want more comments on your Facebook status updates? Are you trying to be one of those fun people with crazy status messages? Well you have come to the right place. This hub has some fun statuses that will get you more comments.

  1. Like this status if you could go for a beer (or insert other alcoholic beverage)
  2. "You thought that drinking all weekend would make us go away but we're still here. Happy Monday!" Sincerely, Your Problems.
  3. Have you ever noticed the lol symbol looks like a man drowning...I bet he is not laughing out loud
  4. is only updating her status because her legions of fans expect her too.
  5. Facebook is like crack to me...this is a cry for help!
  6. ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
  7. scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.
  8. is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
  9. is wondering what the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow
  10. I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
  11. Rate me from 9.5 to 10
  12. What celebrity do I most look like?
  13. wishes you could mark people as spam
  14. is wondering if this status makes her butt look big
  15. like this status and I will tell you what theme song I think suits you

  16. Lately I have been thinking...did I say thinking, I meant drinking

  17. Good Morning....and Good Luck

  18. is not bipolar...I don't even like bears

  19. thinks that proofreading is my worst enema.

  20. is wondering: Shouldn’t all ghosts be naked? It’s not like your clothes die too.

Need more check back often and I will keep adding them.

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      tito 5 years ago

      DDDDDDDDD

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      kashmala 5 years ago

      hey....... lavanya

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      satyam 5 years ago

      don't trust on the facebook girlfrnds.

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      jade 5 years ago

      Me and my mom were shopping for new Cd’s and she asked me..

      Mom: honey, Who’s your favorite artist?

      Me: Eminem

      Mom: The candy?

      Me: no the rapper

      Mom:What’s so special good about Candy Wrappers?

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      Emmett 5 years ago

      Never let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.

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      Anymore Mbedzi 5 years ago

      Great..used #9

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      amanda 6 years ago

      i used number 13 . i don't see the man in number 3:(

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      ShaynaZilles 6 years ago

      All of my friends do this: "to be honest..[like]." and when people like it they write on their wall to be honest...and then they finish it for example"to be honest....i miss you and i wanna go out(:" it gets a lot of likes but warning:blows up your notificatioNs!

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      ShaynaZilles 6 years ago

      All of my friends do this: "to be honest..[like]." and when people like it they write on their wall to be honest...and then they finish it for example"to be honest....i miss you and i wanna go out(:" it gets a lot of likes but warning:blows up your notificatioNs!

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      char540 6 years ago

      Thanks Dawn, I have bunch more and I will keep adding them

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      DawnThompson 6 years ago from Atlanta, GA

      Great post! I just used #3...thanks!