"Wouldn't It Be Great!” Quotes and Funny Statuses About Wishing Life Was Different

Funny statuses and quotes for when you're wishing some things in life were different. "Wouldn't it be great if..."

• Wouldn't it be great if you didn't need a knife, scissors and your teeth in order to open a packet of potato chips.
• Wouldn't it be great if Birthdays came only once every second year once you reach 30.
• I've always secretly hoped pigs would fly one day. Wouldn't it be great?
• Wouldn't it be great if all animals could hold a conversation with us.
• Wouldn't it be great if you dreamed for it enough it would come true.
• Wouldn't it be great if you could have six kids and still look desirable AND lose all the weight afterwards.
• Wouldn't it be great if fatty food kept you thin.
• Wouldn't it be great if a liars pants really did get on fire!
• Wouldn't it be great if you could eat something that caused body odor to smell like perfume.
• Wouldn't it be great if you could dry a load of wet clothes in 3 minutes, just like using a microwave.
• Wouldn't it be great if clothing was totally disposable so you never needed to wash.
• Wouldn't it be great if you were a natural Karate master and earned your black belt after just a few lessons.
• Wouldn't it be great if you only needed an hour of sleep at night.
• Wouldn't it be great if there weren't so many rules.
• Wouldn't it be great to be able to stand in front of a crowd and sing without being nervous.
• Wouldn't it be great to be invisible for just one day.
• Wouldn't it be great if you had a three hour lunch break.
• Wouldn't it be great if you only needed to work for the social aspect, because money grows on trees.
• Wouldn't it be great if money really did grow on trees and you lived in a forest.
• Wouldn't it be great if your bank paid you 10c for every one dollar you deposited with them.

• Wouldn't it be great if you could turn off your ears the way you can shut your eyes, so you could zone out when you wanted to.
• We have a washing machine and a dryer, so wouldn't it be great if someone invented a ironing machine too.
• Wouldn't it be great if you were born Royal.
• Wouldn't it be great if your cell phone had unlimited battery life.
• Wouldn't it be great if your car talked like Siri and instructed you exactly how to fix it yourself.
• Wouldn't it be great if when you loved someone they automatically felt the same way back.
• Wouldn't it be great if we all job-shared - 4 weeks on, 48 weeks off.
• Wouldn't it be great if Mondays were optional.
• Wouldn't it be great to work less hours for more money.
• Wouldn't it be great if you were born looking exactly like a Supermodel.
• Wouldn't it be great if your celebrity crush moved in next door.
• Wouldn't it be great if planes only took an hour to get to the other side of the world.
• Wouldn't it be great if the grass never needed mowing.
• Wouldn't it be great if you and your best friend had partners who were also best friends.
• Wouldn't it be great if you were able to build yourself your own dream house. In a day or two.
• Wouldn't it be great to have a fresh water lake in your own backyard.
• Wouldn't it be great if you could walk as fast as you can drive.
• Wouldn't it be great to be the star of the show.
• Wouldn't it be great if ladies fingernails automatically grew colored hot pink.
• Wouldn't it be great if you never had to shave.
• Wouldn't it be great if you were born to parents who were multi-millionaires.
• Wouldn't it be great to tour the world with your rock star lover.
• Wouldn't it be great if you ate crust and it really did make your hair curly.
• Wouldn't it be great if you could take a pill and grow taller or thinner in a day.
• Wouldn't it be great if it didn't take 5 minutes to log on to a computer.
• Wouldn't it be great if 6 out of 7 days were always summer.
• Wouldn't it be great if household appliances ran off solar power.
• Wouldn't it be great if you car ran on air.
• Wouldn't it be great to be able to turn your feelings off whenever you needed to.

• Wouldn't it be great if an airline let you book a "Shopper fare" which meant they wouldn't charge for excess luggage.
• Wouldn't it be great if cakes were healthy for you.
• Wouldn't it be great to win lotto.
• Wouldn't it be great if you knew 10 years ago what you know now!
• Wouldn't it be great if there was always a happy ending!
• Wouldn't it be great if you could automatically get the job for every job you apply for.
• Wouldn't it be great if you could go back and change what you said in haste!
• Wouldn't it be great it work was 'optional'.
• Wouldn't it be great if you could make your own money when you ran out of what you earned.
• Wouldn't it be great if you could travel to the other side of the world in like half an hour.
• Wouldn't it be great if when you turned your computer on, it was on and ready to use immediately.
• Wouldn't it be great if fast food was faster.
• Wouldn't it be great to have a drive through grocery store.
• Wouldn't it be great if your kitchen was as big as one in a restaurant.
• Wouldn't it be great to be the world champion of something!
• Wouldn't it be great if high heels were comfortable even after wearing them for 8 hours.
• Wouldn't it be great if you could always travel first class.
• Wouldn't it be great if some new fabric was invented so no clothes ever needed ironing.
• Wouldn't it be great if when you wished upon a star your dreams come true.
• Wouldn't it be great if everyone you loved could live forever.
• Wouldn't it be great if your mom found it acceptable when you drink milk from the carton
• Wouldn't it be great if bee hive hairstyles came back in fashion.
• in the fridge to save pouring a glass.
• Wouldn't it be great if it was socially acceptable to wear just a pair of shorts and shoes in public. For men and women.
• Wouldn't it be great if Facebook allowed you to add colors your profile page so it didn't look so boring.
• Wouldn't it be great if your boss let you work in your bath gown and slippers in winter.
• Wouldn't it be great if you looked hot in a Brazilian bikini. (Or you have a date who's wearing one).
• Wouldn't it be great to be able to be in two places at the same time.
• Wouldn't it be great to be able to be two people at once, so you could lead two totally different lives.
• Wouldn't it be great to be that guy who gets paid to travel the world looking for new ringtones.
• Wouldn't it be great to invent something incredible that everyone wants. Like a Money Tree.