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"Wouldn't It Be Great!” Quotes and Funny Statuses About Wishing Life Was Different

Funny statuses and quotes for when you're wishing some things in life were different. "Wouldn't it be great if..."
Wouldn't it be great if...
- Wouldn't it be great if you didn't need a knife, scissors and your teeth in order to open a packet of potato chips.
- Wouldn't it be great if Birthdays came only once every second year once you reach 30.
- I've always secretly hoped pigs would fly one day. Wouldn't it be great?
- Wouldn't it be great if all animals could hold a conversation with us.
- Wouldn't it be great if you dreamed for it enough it would come true.
- Wouldn't it be great if you could have six kids and still look desirable AND lose all the weight afterwards.
- Wouldn't it be great if fatty food kept you thin.
- Wouldn't it be great if a liars pants really did get on fire!
- Wouldn't it be great if you could eat something that caused body odor to smell like perfume.
- Wouldn't it be great if you could dry a load of wet clothes in 3 minutes, just like using a microwave.
- Wouldn't it be great if clothing was totally disposable so you never needed to wash.
- Wouldn't it be great if you were a natural Karate master and earned your black belt after just a few lessons.
- Wouldn't it be great if you only needed an hour of sleep at night.
- Wouldn't it be great if there weren't so many rules.
- Wouldn't it be great to be able to stand in front of a crowd and sing without being nervous.
- Wouldn't it be great to be invisible for just one day.
- Wouldn't it be great if you had a three hour lunch break.
- Wouldn't it be great if you only needed to work for the social aspect, because money grows on trees.
- Wouldn't it be great if money really did grow on trees and you lived in a forest.
- Wouldn't it be great if your bank paid you 10c for every one dollar you deposited with them.
- Wouldn't it be great if you could turn off your ears the way you can shut your eyes, so you could zone out when you wanted to.
- We have a washing machine and a dryer, so wouldn't it be great if someone invented a ironing machine too.
- Wouldn't it be great if you were born Royal.
- Wouldn't it be great if your cell phone had unlimited battery life.
- Wouldn't it be great if your car talked like Siri and instructed you exactly how to fix it yourself.
- Wouldn't it be great if when you loved someone they automatically felt the same way back.
- Wouldn't it be great if we all job-shared - 4 weeks on, 48 weeks off.
- Wouldn't it be great if Mondays were optional.
- Wouldn't it be great to work less hours for more money.
- Wouldn't it be great if you were born looking exactly like a Supermodel.
- Wouldn't it be great if your celebrity crush moved in next door.
- Wouldn't it be great if planes only took an hour to get to the other side of the world.
- Wouldn't it be great if the grass never needed mowing.
- Wouldn't it be great if you and your best friend had partners who were also best friends.
- Wouldn't it be great if you were able to build yourself your own dream house. In a day or two.
- Wouldn't it be great to have a fresh water lake in your own backyard.
- Wouldn't it be great if you could walk as fast as you can drive.
- Wouldn't it be great to be the star of the show.
- Wouldn't it be great if ladies fingernails automatically grew colored hot pink.
- Wouldn't it be great if you never had to shave.
- Wouldn't it be great if you were born to parents who were multi-millionaires.
- Wouldn't it be great to tour the world with your rock star lover.
- Wouldn't it be great if you ate crust and it really did make your hair curly.
- Wouldn't it be great if you could take a pill and grow taller or thinner in a day.
- Wouldn't it be great if it didn't take 5 minutes to log on to a computer.
- Wouldn't it be great if 6 out of 7 days were always summer.
- Wouldn't it be great if household appliances ran off solar power.
- Wouldn't it be great if you car ran on air.
- Wouldn't it be great to be able to turn your feelings off whenever you needed to.
- Wouldn't it be great if an airline let you book a "Shopper fare" which meant they wouldn't charge for excess luggage.
- Wouldn't it be great if cakes were healthy for you.
- Wouldn't it be great to win lotto.
- Wouldn't it be great if you knew 10 years ago what you know now!
- Wouldn't it be great if there was always a happy ending!
- Wouldn't it be great if you could automatically get the job for every job you apply for.
- Wouldn't it be great if you could go back and change what you said in haste!
- Wouldn't it be great it work was 'optional'.
- Wouldn't it be great if you could make your own money when you ran out of what you earned.
- Wouldn't it be great if you could travel to the other side of the world in like half an hour.
- Wouldn't it be great if when you turned your computer on, it was on and ready to use immediately.
- Wouldn't it be great if fast food was faster.
- Wouldn't it be great to have a drive through grocery store.
- Wouldn't it be great if your kitchen was as big as one in a restaurant.
- Wouldn't it be great to be the world champion of something!
- Wouldn't it be great if high heels were comfortable even after wearing them for 8 hours.
- Wouldn't it be great if you could always travel first class.
- Wouldn't it be great if some new fabric was invented so no clothes ever needed ironing.
- Wouldn't it be great if when you wished upon a star your dreams come true.
- Wouldn't it be great if everyone you loved could live forever.
- Wouldn't it be great if your mom found it acceptable when you drink milk from the carton
- Wouldn't it be great if bee hive hairstyles came back in fashion.
- in the fridge to save pouring a glass.
- Wouldn't it be great if it was socially acceptable to wear just a pair of shorts and shoes in public. For men and women.
- Wouldn't it be great if Facebook allowed you to add colors your profile page so it didn't look so boring.
- Wouldn't it be great if your boss let you work in your bath gown and slippers in winter.
- Wouldn't it be great if you looked hot in a Brazilian bikini. (Or you have a date who's wearing one).
- Wouldn't it be great to be able to be in two places at the same time.
- Wouldn't it be great to be able to be two people at once, so you could lead two totally different lives.
- Wouldn't it be great to be that guy who gets paid to travel the world looking for new ringtones.
- Wouldn't it be great to invent something incredible that everyone wants. Like a Money Tree.
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Comments:
yeah wouldn't it be grate if d sun is as d moon
Wow yes just wouldn't it be great. You always write some great hubs.
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Nice one! I enjoyed reading these. Thank you.
These are cute. The one thing about myspace that I loved was the fact you could really create a nice colorful space. I am surprised Facebook doesn't offer this. Cool hub.
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Haha I really enjoyed these!
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