Funny Facebook Statuses About Life Being Too Short

Once you’ve updated your Facebook status to tell your online friends about your life, you’ll entertain them with these funny Facebook status updates about life being too short!

• Life is too short to worry about why he didn't call you.
• Life is too short to worry when your bra and panties don't match!
• Life is too short to sit on the sideline.
• Life is too short to worry about your ex's status updates.
• Life is too short to work after 5pm.
• Life is too short to have the wrong job.
• Life is too short not to eat cake.
• Life is too short for a long story.
• Life is too short for long dresses.
• Life is too short to worry about your eyebrow shape.
• Life is too short to drive when you can fly.
• Life is too short for life long hang-ups.
• Life is too short for tears.
• Life is too short for fake milk, fake cheese or fake peopl.
• Life is too short to live it with a broken heart.
• Life is too short for movie marathons.
• Life is too short to follow someone else's path.
• Life is too short to need to have the last say.
• Life is too short for worrying about who your ex is dating.
• Life is too short to spend it in beauty salons.
• Life is too short to worry about your weekend on a Monday.
• Life is too short for drinking bad wine.
• Life is too short not to dance on the table!
• Life is too short for sitting in a corner.
• Life is too short to be serious all of the time.
• Life is too short for following every instruction.
• Life is too short for following all the rules.
• Life is too short for mowing the lawn every week.
• Life is too short to reapply your makeup during the day.
• Life is too short for fast food when fast doesn't matter.
• Life is too short to queue for a petrol discount.
• Life is too short to put up with adults who have tantrums.
• Life is too short to cook a 2 hour roast.
• Life is too short to use saucepans when you can microwave it.
• Life is too short for low fat, no sugar and extreme diets.
• Life is too short for three red lights in a row.
• Life is too short not to have some humour in it.
• Life is too short, so why don't you love me before we run out of time!
• Life is too short for trying to match up your odd socks.
• Life is too short to be indecisive.
• Life is too short to worry about what goes on at work when you come home.
• Life is too short for putting others down.
• Life is too short for long shorts.
• Life is too short for sitting in a beauty salon every week.
• Life is too short to commute to a job 2 hours away.
• Life is too short for sleeping in every day.
• Life is too short for afternoon naps.
• Life is too short for comparing dress sizes.
• Life is too short for keeping in your true feelings.
• Life is too short to worry about tomorrow today.
• Life is too short for waiting for someone to change their mind.

• Life is too short for spending time with someone who always keeps you waiting.
• Life is too short to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.
• Life is too short to wait for the answer when you can just Google it.
• Life is too short for cleaning the car religiously.
• Life is too short to straighten your hair every day.
• Life is to short to let bullies worry you.
• Life is too short for getting put on hold on the telephone.
• Life is too short to apply makeup for the beach.
• Life is too short to worry about your tan.
• Life is too short to read self help books.
• Life is too short for fad diets.
• Life is too short, embrace the bad hair day hipsters!
• Life is too short not to embrace the sunshine!
• Life is too short to listen to sad love song over and over.
• Life is too short to miss smelling the roses.
• Life is too short to study for a fourth degree.
• Life is too short not to leave if you're unhappy.
• Life is too short not to try a new hair style.
• Life is too short for not saying I love you.
• Life is too short to walk away from something good.
• Life is too short for always staying indoors.
• Life is too short for waiting in queues.
• Life is too short for writing poetry.
• Life is too short for regrets!

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