"Life Is Too Short!" Funny Life Quotes And Statuses

A collection of funny "Life is too short" quotes and status updates for Facebook and Twitter.

• Life is too short to worry about why he didn't call you.
• Life is too short to worry when your bra and panties don't match!
• Life is too short to sit on the sideline.
• Life is too short to worry about your ex's status updates.
• Life is too short to work after 5pm.
• Life is too short to have the wrong job.
• Life is too short not to eat cake.
• Life is too short for a long story.
• Life is too short for long dresses.
• Life is too short to worry about your eyebrow shape.
• Life is too short to drive when you can fly.
• Life is too short for life long hang-ups.
• Life is too short for tears.
• Life is too short for fake milk, fake cheese or fake peopl.
• Life is too short to live it with a broken heart.
• Life is too short for movie marathons.
• Life is too short to follow someone else's path.
• Life is too short to need to have the last say.
• Life is too short for worrying about who your ex is dating.
• Life is too short to spend it in beauty salons.
• Life is too short to worry about your weekend on a Monday.
• Life is too short for drinking bad wine.
• Life is too short not to dance on the table!
• Life is too short for sitting in a corner.
• Life is too short to be serious all of the time.
• Life is too short for following every instruction.
• Life is too short for following all the rules.
• Life is too short for mowing the lawn every week.
• Life is too short to reapply your makeup during the day.
• Life is too short for fast food when fast doesn't matter.
• Life is too short to queue for a petrol discount.
• Life is too short to put up with adults who have tantrums.
• Life is too short to cook a 2 hour roast.
• Life is too short to use saucepans when you can microwave it.
• Life is too short for low fat, no sugar and extreme diets.
• Life is too short for three red lights in a row.
• Life is too short not to have some humour in it.
• Life is too short, so why don't you love me before we run out of time!
• Life is too short for trying to match up your odd socks.
• Life is too short to be indecisive.
• Life is too short to worry about what goes on at work when you come home.
• Life is too short for putting others down.
• Life is too short for long shorts.
• Life is too short for sitting in a beauty salon every week.
• Life is too short to commute to a job 2 hours away.
• Life is too short for sleeping in every day.
• Life is too short for afternoon naps.
• Life is too short for comparing dress sizes.
• Life is too short for keeping in your true feelings.
• Life is too short to worry about tomorrow today.
• Life is too short for waiting for someone to change their mind.

• Life is too short for spending time with someone who always keeps you waiting.
• Life is too short to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.
• Life is too short to wait for the answer when you can just Google it.
• Life is too short for cleaning the car religiously.
• Life is too short to straighten your hair every day.
• Life is to short to let bullies worry you.
• Life is too short for getting put on hold on the telephone.
• Life is too short to apply makeup for the beach.
• Life is too short to worry about your tan.
• Life is too short to read self help books.
• Life is too short for fad diets.
• Life is too short, embrace the bad hair day hipsters!
• Life is too short not to embrace the sunshine!
• Life is too short to listen to sad love song over and over.
• Life is too short to miss smelling the roses.
• Life is too short to study for a fourth degree.
• Life is too short not to leave if you're unhappy.
• Life is too short not to try a new hair style.
• Life is too short for not saying I love you.
• Life is too short to walk away from something good.
• Life is too short for always staying indoors.
• Life is too short for waiting in queues.
• Life is too short for writing poetry.
• Life is too short for regrets!

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