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That Moment When You Have To Laugh. Funny Status Updates.

Updated on March 9, 2017
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Hubpages writer StricktlyDating is an Australian writer creating pages of original funny quotes and status updates.

Cute, funny and embarrasing moments. One-liners perfect for funny Facebook status updates and Tweets about those funny little things in life that make you giggle... Those moments when you just have to laugh.

That Moment When You Have To Laugh:

  • When you walk in to the rest room and someone is sitting there who hasn't closed their cubicle door.
  • When someone is introducing you but they get your name completely wrong.
  • When you see a toddler with chocolate all over their face and in their hair.
  • When a baby pulls a funny face at you.
  • When you walk into the bathroom and your brother is putting on a charcoal face mask.
  • When someone is dressed like they are totally from a different era in time.
  • When your child says "It's a bear mum!" when it's a man with a beard.
  • When you're telling a blonde joke to a blonde.
  • When a stranger's child calls you grandma.
  • When someone cut themselves shaving and stuck bits of toilet tissue on their face, and went shopping.
  • When a dog tries to hump your friends leg.
  • When you see birds mating on the park bench.
  • When your cat goes sliding on the polished floor.
  • When you have red eyes like a demon in every photo that was taken with the flash.
  • When your cat got scared over nothing and ran up your lounge-room wall across the ceiling and down the other side.
  • When sometim near you is laughing and their laugh makes you laugh even though you don't know what they're laughing about.
  • When someone wets themselves with laughter.
  • When someone cute walks past and says "Hello, you are so beautiful!".
  • When someone you just met goes over the top calling you darling, darling, darling!
  • When you watch the movie Brides Maids.
  • When a child asks if they are going to grow up to be a mummy or a daddy.
  • When your visitor didn't realise you had the sprinkler on when they walked into your yard.
  • When you see adults dressed up for 'Fancy Dress' parties.
  • When you're patting a horse and it tries to lick you.
  • When you've been madly looking for your glasses and their on your head.
  • When the mobile phone App pet repeats your voice like you've been sucking in helium.
  • When you see someone wearing a T-shirt that says "I make great babies".
  • When you realise your T-Shirt has been on inside out all day.
  • When someone's trying to seriously pull off a fake foreign accent, but is failing.
  • When your grandma calls someone "Hot!"
  • When you're reading Tiger Woods jokes.
  • When you're watching TV Bloopers alone and laughing the house down.
  • When someone's "Shake it baby shake it!" ring tone goes off when you're waiting in queue at the bank.
  • When someone is fixing their hair using the shop window as a mirror.
  • When you notice someone who's really well dressed has odd color socks on.
  • When you look at yourself in the mirror when you're wearing a wig and feeling like a totally different person.
  • When you hear an awesome comeback line "I'm not immature... I just know how to have fun!"
  • When someone screams because you put a fake spider on their chair.
  • Getting to the upside down part of the roller-coaster ride.
  • Getting dumped really fast into the pool at the end of the water slide.

  • When you are singing to yourself and you create inappropriate but brilliant new words for the song!
  • When you go to get out of the car but before you do you realise you have your slippers on.
  • When your friend decides it's a good idea to sing a pop song on stage with the band.
  • When the person next to you on the dance floor is dancing like an octopus.
  • When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh.
  • When you're being tickled.
  • When your class is quiet and someone passes wind loudly.
  • When you pass wind loudly during a serious conversation with your friend.
  • When your friend thinks she's being chased by a tiny little spider.
  • When you see a puppy dressed up in a cute outfit.
  • When the big guy next to you at the gas station is wiggling his hips while he refuels his car.
  • When someone's singing Lady Gaga's songs on their ipod on the bus.
  • When someone mistakes you for a famous Celebrity.
  • When someone tries to pick you up with the a corny pick up line.
  • When someone leaves a long message on your answering machine, and it's in a language you don't understand.
  • When someone sings you a song instead of leaving you a message on your answering machine.
  • When you spot your neighbour gardening in his underwear.
  • When you get dumped by a big wave and come up with your swimmer top around your hips.
  • When you're talking to someone who is over-excited and has an over the top personality "Dahrrling!".
  • When your crush leans over to kiss you but loses balance and falls of the chair.
  • When you went to sit down but the seat is not behind you.
  • When someone is air-drumming on their desk at an inappropriate moment.

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    • acaetnna profile image


      7 years ago from Guildford

      Brilliant - great work as always!!

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      8 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Fantastic, hilarious list! I love lists and the funnier, the better! I like the way you think!:)


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