Tiger-Texting? iPhone 5 Can Auto-Delete Texts and Sexts..
Don't Get Caught Sexting and Stalking! Now - There's an App for That!
Yes, Tigertext.com has made it possible to close those pesky loopholes forever!
Once this free, futuristic app is downloaded to the new iPhone 5, one has the ability to send text messages AND photos that will actually self-delete!
Cheaters, sexters, and stalkers can rejoice - reveling in the knowledge that their lives have gotten easier! They can now more easily indulge in their favorite hobbies while at the same time 'deleting' any nagging concerns of ever being caught, exposed, inconvenienced, embarrassed - or, heaven forbid - persecuted!
Yes, why risk requiring 'Ones Trespasses to be Forgiven' - when one can simply make them vanish into thin air? AND, they cannot be forwarded - or saved!
Making it even more enticing - messages are not retained on the tiger-texting web server. They are irretrievably 'gone', and therefore - cannot be used as evidence against you!
No doubt pedophiles, and all makes and models of sexual predators will be leading the charge to download this free James Bond/Mission Impossible/Maxwell Smart type app!
Yes, this app could prove to be a nightmare for the legions of terrified women and children across the globe who are maliciously, malignantly - and often murderously stalked! They will no longer have the option of saving threatening texts or lewd photos - making it even more difficult to receive any form of legal assistance or protection.
But, as long as the Tigers of the world are having their interests looked after!
As long as one can now blot out those boo-boo's, boobies, wowzers, and whoopsies!
Delete those drunken rants!
Secure those secrets and nix those pix!
By the way, the powers that be at Tigertexting.com insist that their product is not named after that 'other' Tiger. It is simply a co-inky-dink - as they would never dream of besmirching either his reputation or his brand!
You realize we have that in writing, don't you??