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Tiger-Texting? iPhone 5 Can Auto-Delete Texts and Sexts..

Updated on December 26, 2012

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Don't Get Caught Sexting and Stalking! Now - There's an App for That!

Yes, Tigertext.com has made it possible to close those pesky loopholes forever!

Once this free, futuristic app is downloaded to the new iPhone 5, one has the ability to send text messages AND photos that will actually self-delete!

Cheaters, sexters, and stalkers can rejoice - reveling in the knowledge that their lives have gotten easier! They can now more easily indulge in their favorite hobbies while at the same time 'deleting' any nagging concerns of ever being caught, exposed, inconvenienced, embarrassed - or, heaven forbid - persecuted!

Yes, why risk requiring 'Ones Trespasses to be Forgiven' - when one can simply make them vanish into thin air? AND, they cannot be forwarded - or saved!


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Making it even more enticing - messages are not retained on the tiger-texting web server. They are irretrievably 'gone', and therefore - cannot be used as evidence against you!

Or him/her/them.

No doubt pedophiles, and all makes and models of sexual predators will be leading the charge to download this free James Bond/Mission Impossible/Maxwell Smart type app!

Yes, this app could prove to be a nightmare for the legions of terrified women and children across the globe who are maliciously, malignantly - and often murderously stalked! They will no longer have the option of saving threatening texts or lewd photos - making it even more difficult to receive any form of legal assistance or protection.

But, as long as the Tigers of the world are having their interests looked after!

As long as one can now blot out those boo-boo's, boobies, wowzers, and whoopsies!

Delete those drunken rants!

Secure those secrets and nix those pix!

By the way, the powers that be at Tigertexting.com insist that their product is not named after that 'other' Tiger. It is simply a co-inky-dink - as they would never dream of besmirching either his reputation or his brand!

Uh-huh.

You realize we have that in writing, don't you??

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    • Michael J Rapp profile image

      Michael J Rapp 5 years ago from United States

      I guess this will work well for the paranoid crowd. I wonder if there is a way for lawyers to dig the messages up if they really wanted to.

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      WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      My solution is to never send such a text. I sleep well that way.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      i wonder as well Michael! I remember the TSA telling us that the human x-ray booths didn't retain records either...hmmmm..Anything is doable in this day and age, me thinks! Thanks for your support, as always!

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....Good man..lol

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      William L Robb 5 years ago from Las Vegas, Nevada

      Very very good the syle as well as the thoughts through all

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      William L Robb 5 years ago from Las Vegas, Nevada

      i like the pictures to lol

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      Why..thank you sir! I couldn't have done it without a little help from my friends!

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      Patty Allen 5 years ago

      Reminds me of Mission Impossible self-destructing tape. Great! Hilarious!

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      Jose Velasquez 5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      This sounds like an awesome app. I know I could have used it in my wilder days. I'm sure they will have some way for authorities to recover the messages in cases of legal issues.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      Thanks for dropping in, Philly! They say 'irretrievable'...but...

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      FyrFytr234 5 years ago

      Informative and entertaining. You do make me laugh...in a good way. Nicely done!

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      @Fyrfytr: Good!

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      epigramman 5 years ago

      .....well lucky me for finding you in this vast endless sea known as the cyber wilderness - and the world truly is a smaller place my fellow Canadian. I like your style with a delicious mix of wit, irreverence, charm and panache and a skill for highlighting the written - and it's not just because I am in a good mood because the lake hasn't frozen over as I sit here and look at the whitecaps and the sun dancing upon it - at lake erie time ontario canada 12:44pm

      will post your wonderful hub on my FACEBOOK page with a direct link back here

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      Elena 5 years ago from London, UK

      Interesting but there are other ways to catch a cheating man. The truth will always come out but tigertexting will give them some time....

      Lol at TigerTexting saying the name was nothing to do with Tiger Woods. Yes. I believe them too. As if. :)

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      @epigramman: I think i am lucky you found me, as well! btw - was that a little jab re; 'not frozen lake'? Don't make me stop liking you just as i was beginning!! The authoress of this blurb ADORES HEAT...needs it - and i envy you your waves! Thanks for the comment AND for sharing me!

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      @Lady_E: Lol..zackly! As if..

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      KittyK 5 years ago

      And I wonder why this would be needed...another gimmick for those who chose to be unfaithful and cheat...

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      @KittyK: Ah, Kitty..i see your face and i feel like i'm home..

      miss ya!

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      dazzlejazz 5 years ago from Down under

      This place already feels like home!! Lovely to see you in excellent form as always ImKarn23!!

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      @dazzlejazz: It feels more like home with you here! Welcome!

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      Rosetta Ceesay 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      My goodness... what's he like?

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      @MichaelJRapp: Completely irretrievable might mean 'completely irretrievable...unless'!

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      @WillStarr: Hi Will! Good solution. Mine's not quite as drastic, but - I never learned how to send a picture - and I never want to learn! Thanks for dropping by!

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      @PattyAllen: Your mission...if you choose to accept it...is to find more things to TAXXX!!!!

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      Philip Cooper 5 years ago from Olney

      Now we are entering the world of James Bond or Ethan Hunt. I shall be from now on paranoid every time I hear the 'beep'that signals a message coming in to a cell phone near me. Nice hub and great info Karen.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      @one2get2no: Your mission - if you choose to accept it...LOL..

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      alocsin 5 years ago from Orange County, CA

      What will they think of next. Voting this Up and Interesting.

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      Demas W Jasper 5 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      For every defense there are two offenses. "Irretrievable" simply would mean "presently irretrievable." I recommend that all junk mailers use such an app and set them for 30 seconds from the time they are sent, rather than the time they are opened!

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      Bijja 5 years ago from India

      This is such an amazing technology.

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      Jessica 5 years ago

      Wow, you learn something new every day! I had not heard of this technology. Sadly, it is just another way for the untrustworthy to pull the wool over the eyes of those they supposedly love. But if it wasn't this, it would be something else. Schemers are always looking for ideas! ;) Thanks for sharing Leslie! Oh wait...how will I cyber stalk people anymore? wahhhh!!! hehe j/k

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      sheilanewton 5 years ago from North Shields, UK

      You always find a great topic - then write your article with humour and expertise. Brilliant, ImKarn. Found this on RG by the way - and friended you there! oh - voted up of course.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      Perspycacious: Lol! Good idea!

      @Jessica: Cyber stalking is still open and available - just don't use the phone..LOL

      @Sheilanewton: Thank you, my friend! Always flattering coming from YOU!

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      martin 5 years ago

      i'm on it

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      mphsglo 5 years ago

      Very interesting. It sounds like a good app, until taking in regard that it could be abused and used to hurt others. The smart thing to do is never send out anything that might land you in hot water.

      As far as saving the message, where there is a will there is a way; someone will come up with a solution. :)

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      Dennis L. Page 5 years ago from New York/Pennsylvania border

      I know there are many of us...especially men...and yes that is a sexist comment...that have magic mirrors. We really do believe our equipment is so unique that everyone would be so impressed to see it. Then there are the words and gobbledygook correspondence that we can't share with the ones that really matter. Ugh. Say what you mean and mean what you say and take pictures from the neck up and we will all feel better in the morning. LOL

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Tigertexting.com ? how did I miss this great hub? wow.. awesome hub.. it would be great for those pedophiles,... and tiger..LOL I love this hub.. You are so awesome my friend

      sharing

      debbie

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      There's nothing amazing about this technology.... I agree with jessica. tigertexting... definitely tiger woods came to mind. I like your writing style

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @DeborahBrooks: This was my second hub ever...lol..You probably weren't interested in me - or didn't even know i existed..lol

      i see you've been a busy little beaver, my sweet friend! Thank YOU!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Lovedoctor926: And I love your hot pic, girlfriend! Awesome! Love how the green and red pop!

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      Thank you. Don't be fooled by all that padding. LOL

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Leslie.. Sexting and Stalking! Now? lol.. I have heard of everything.. but if I have not then i depend on you to keep me informed.. thank you dear friend

      hugs and kisses

      Debbie

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @DeborahBrooks: Thanks sooo much dear! Hugzzzzzzzxx

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