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Top 20 cool Facebook statuses ever !

Updated on January 13, 2015
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You always sense to have statuses like no one else yet had used, right? Well that's the most besieged part if you want to light up or refresh your mood. So by not wasting your much time here I present you the TOP 20 FACEBOOK STATUSES EVER!

1. I hate mathematics but I love counting money.


2. I basically have two moods, either let’s do something spontaneous and awesome, or let’s just lay in bed all day and forget the world exists.


3. Bathrooms have changed from being a singing studio to a photo studio.


4. It's stupidity if you don't trust her and still want to be in a relationship with her. You don't love her. You just want her...


5. Circumstance changes. People change. Don't be the only one who remains the same. You'll be left behind...!!!


6. Me : What day is it ?.
She : It's today.
Me: *pulls out gun & shoots her*


7. I'm the guy your mother advised you to fall in love with.


8. Whenever you see a profile picture with two girls in it. It always belongs to the ugly one.


9. Girls, if you're single, keep checking your "Other" Folder in your Facebook Messages. I may send you one.


10. Life is short, complicated & nobody knows what to do about it. So don’t do anything about it. Just take it easy, Chill!!


11. That awkward moment when someone asks you to tell more about yourself, and you're like:
"Oh God! Who am I?"


12. Checking your phone when someone is talking to you is an indirect way of saying “now f**k off from here".


13. Happiness is when it changes from 'last seen' to 'online' and to 'typing'.


14. When they become your everything, when they make you addicted to themselves, when they know your each habit and your every secret.. Then they leave. Forever!
How cute! :')


15. Sometimes, you just can't have what you want, but it doesn't mean that you can never have it. Everything takes place at the right time...!!


16. Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.


17. Life is too short. Don’t waste it updating facebook statuses ….


18. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.


19. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...


20. Knowledge is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.

That’s all. Please, if you had liked use it on your facebook wall and don’t forget to share the post. Cheers, have loads of fun!!!!

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