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Twitter: The Funny Side

Updated on February 15, 2012

Twitter is one of the biggest Social Networking Websites - largely used for business but also has it’s funny side. On Twitter, I keep up-to-date with what’s happening around the world. I read interesting articles and enjoy reading funny Tweets too. I share some of those Funny Tweets below:

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1) Today, my boss told me to, "Take a note." So I flicked through his wallet and grabbed £50.

2) Tried to donate blood today. Didn't realize you had to give your own.

3) Doctor, Doctor! What did the x-ray of my head show?" Doctors Response: "Nothing."

4) There are more men than women in mental hospitals, which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy.

5) Sometimes I feel like writing the word 'LOL' at the end of every answer in exams.

6) The wife and I just got divorced. We split the house. I got the outside.

7) Did you know? Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom.

8) Someone left a bottle of vodka on my doorstep today. Not to worry, I managed to get to the bottom of it.

9) “Man who stand in front of car get tired." "Man who stand behind car get exhausted."


10) Whenever I go near a bank, I get Withdrawal symptoms.

Happy Tweeting. (◕‿◕)

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**Also Check out: The Funny Side of Twitter ~ Part 2

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      Mentalist acer 5 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

      There are more men than women in mental hospitals, which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy...

      Women have breakdowns and men have temper tantrums:-))

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      Sam 5 years ago from Tennessee

      I'm going to have to look at 'Twitter' again. This was a blast so I voted it up & funny...

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      prasetio30 5 years ago from malang-indonesia

      Very inspiring hub about twitter, funny indeed. Unfortunately, I am not too active with my twitter. But I hope I can regenerate my account. Thank you very much for writing this. Rated up!

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      paulgc 5 years ago

      very funny, especially number 7. thankx for sharing.

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      Susan Zutautas 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Good giggle, thanks :)

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      Elena 5 years ago from London, UK

      ** Hi Mentalist Acer - Ha ha... Thanks for sharing that.

      ** Samsons - Glad you enjoyed it. Best Wishes.

      ** Prasetio - Glad you stopped by. Thanks a lot.

      ** Cheers Paul - Hope it's still nice and Sunny in Tamworth.

      ** Susan - Glad it made you laugh. Best Wishes.

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      acaetnna 5 years ago from Guildford

      Oh what fun - brilliant.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      This is really funny. I enjoy a good joke. Thank's

      Cheers

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      syras mamun 5 years ago

      Some tweets are real funny.But some tweets are really useful .Hope to see you in twitter :)

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      psychicdog.net 5 years ago

      hee hee. Really enjoyable!

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      Philipo 5 years ago from Nigeria

      I am not too crazy about twiter may be because of time constraints. i enjoyed the tweets you presented. thanks for sharing and building up my interest.

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      Jennifer Pena 5 years ago from California

      funny article about twitter and yeah everyone seems to be using twitter now these days great article.

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      SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines

      Thanks for the laugh.You have "Tweet" my funny bone :)

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      Elena 5 years ago from London, UK

      ** Hi Acaetnna - Cheers. Waving at yah.

      ** Cheers Ruby - laughter is good medicine...

      ** Andromida - I agree with you. It's "work" and "play" on Twitter.

      ** Pschicdog.net - Hi, glad you enjoyed it.

      ** Spotlight - Hope you Join Twitter. You have a lot to gain, other than humour.

      ** SilentReed - I'm glad I did. Thanks for stopping.

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      anglnwu 5 years ago

      These are lol funny. Enjoyed the light read--just the thing to get one through the day. Rated up.

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      Support Med. 5 years ago from Michigan

      These are funny, thanks for sharing the laughs!!! So many social networks to choose from these days.

      Hope you have been doing well Lacy_E, I know I haven't been hubbing too often these days, been pretty busy - but I'm still here and check in from time to time. It gets kinda hard to keep up with everyones hubs you know. I do have some hubs I'd like to publish, just have not gotten around to doing that just yet. Hope I will soon. Well, just wanted to touch bases with you to let you know I'm still reading, and commenting on hubs - just not as much - and hope to get the hubs I've written published soon. Hope you are enjoying your life and things are well with you. Have a great and wonderful day Lady_E. v/r

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      Nancy's Niche 5 years ago

      This is such a fun read and laugher rang loud at my house...Thanks for picking up my day...

      (???)Love this mind sharing the keys that make it possible???? xx

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      Elena 5 years ago from London, UK

      ** Thanks Philipo - glad you stopped by to read it. Best Wishes.

      ** Anglnwu - good to know. Thanks so much.

      ** Nancy's Niche - I'm glad you enjoyed it. If you are on Twitter - follow FunnyHumour and funnyoneliners. All they Tweet is Jokes. Take care. :)

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      Elena 5 years ago from London, UK

      Hi SupportMed

      Thanks. I am just taking one day at a time. I totally understand you and I am the same. I spend less time on HP due to other commitments. I have to admit that I have popped by your profile to see if you have published anything new..... but do take your time.

      Hope you and your kids are fine.

      Do take Care.

      Best Wishes

      Elena x

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      Freya Cesare 5 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

      Hahaha! Funny quotes, Lady E! Thank you for the laugh. ^^

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      truthfornow 5 years ago from New Orleans, LA

      So funny. Great idea for a Hub!

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      Brinafr3sh 5 years ago from West Coast, United States

      Cool funny tweets. Next time I'm on Twitter I will be looking for the humorous tweets. Voted up and funny

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      Elena 5 years ago from London, UK

      ** Hi Freya - Glad you enjoyed it. :)

      ** Truthfornow - Thanks so much.

      ** Brina - Cheers. Glad you stopped by.

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      DeBorrah K Ogans 5 years ago

      LadyE, Great humorous Twitter tweets... I am one of those very infrequent users of Twitter... But there is nothing like a good laugh! It is medicine for the soul! Thank you for sharing, Peace & Blessings!

      HAVE A GREAT DAY!

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      Elena 5 years ago from London, UK

      ~Thanks Deborrah

      Glad you enjoyed it.

      Have a Great week. :)

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Very enjoyable, Lady E!

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      Elena 5 years ago from London, UK

      Thanks for visiting, Dexter. :)

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      iamaudraleigh 4 years ago

      He, he...liked this hub! “Man who stand in front of car get tired." "Man who stand behind car get exhausted."...really funny! What fun to read! Voted up!

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 4 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      Hey Lady_E , this is really funny. Very enjoyable. Voted up and funny.

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      Mike Pugh 4 years ago from New York City

      That was pretty neat to make a cool hub about twitter posts, wow I never thought about that, you definitely have a flair for good humor Lady E. Nice hub here, voted up on many levels including funny and out!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      i love to laugh...thanks lady e! dunno bout that 'more men in mental hospitals' one, but...will have to google..sounds impossible to me..LOL

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      Marvin Parke 4 years ago from Jamaica

      Twitter is indeed controversial and entertaining. I do enjoy using it.

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      Taleb AlDris 4 years ago

      I like tweeter so much, most of people tweet what they have in their hearts. I voted "Funny".

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      shalini sharan 4 years ago from Delhi

      indeed twitter is controversial

      interesting

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      Elena 4 years ago from London, UK

      @iamaudraleigh Thanks for stopping. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

      @Rajan Cheers Rajan. I'm glad it made you smile.

      @CloudExplorer - Ha ha... Sometimes, I feel like being lazy and not writing a big Hub that will take hours. lol. Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks.

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      Elena 4 years ago from London, UK

      @ImKarn - lol. Thanks for stopping. Good to see you again.

      @Rasta1 - It sure is. It's got so many sides to it. Business, friendship, humour, Press checking Celeb tweets and more. Thanks.

      @Taleb80 - So True... but those who tweet in anger from their hearts sometimes get into trouble with the law. They track them. Twitter is getting more powerful. Lovely to meet you. Thanks.

      @Shalina - Thanks for stopping. Best Wishes.

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