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Twitter - The Funny Side (Part 2)

Updated on March 22, 2014

This is part 2 of my Funny Twitter Article. Many of you have read Part one - The Funny Side of Twitter and enjoyed it. I use Twitter for work and I can’t help notice the humourous side of it sometimes, so I share more Funny Tweets below:


1) This New Year, I will give 100% - 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

2) Apples!! 3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton, 3rd one is Apple iPhone.

3) Be Eco-friendly & turn off your lights when you leave the room. How would you feel it, if someone turned you on & then left?

4) My therapist told me the way to achieve Inner Peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I’ve finished 2 boxes of Chocolates ….

5) Relationships - Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cathouse and Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

6) Some mums think "LOL" means "Lots of Love". A Mum texts her son, "Your grandma has just died. LOL".

7) When I say - "I've cleaned my room", That usually means "I've made a path from the door to my bed..."

8) I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes. ~ P Dusenberry.

9) I was pulled over by the police... "Have we been drinking, Sir?" "No" I replied. "I don't remember you buying me a pint."

10) When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him - 'Whose?'
~ Don Marquis




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      Elena 6 years ago from London, UK

      Lol. Cheers - Royalmark. :)

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      Royalmark 6 years ago from Lagos, Nigeria

      Funny hub!

      I've been on Twitter all day and I'm getting addicted to it o (that's a minus).

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      Elena 6 years ago from London, UK

      Hi Hello Hello.

      I'm sorry to hear that. I read somewhere that HP were having bugs and picking up violations unnecessarily. They put a note on all our profiles to ask us to report it. I will post a note in Forums for you. You've been here too long to leave over "violations" and you are a wonderful writer. I'll let you know the outcome.

      Take care.

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      Hello, hello, 6 years ago from London, UK

      Thank you for a very timely laugh. I am all down because every one of my hubs are turned down all over sudden. I get a automatic notice 'substandard'. I email them but no answer. I most properly have to leave. I made such good friends here.

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      Elena 6 years ago from London, UK

      Thanks Anglnwu, Eiddwen and Dexter

      I appreciate you stopping by.

      Best Wishes.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 6 years ago from United States

      Another funny one, Lady E!

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      Eiddwen 6 years ago from Wales

      A great hub which I vote up and here's to so many more to share in this coming year.

      Take care and enjoy your day.


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      anglnwu 6 years ago

      Very funny. I've to go with the chocolate one. That would be me. Thanks for starting the new year with lots of laughter. Rated up and have a wonderful happy new year!

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      Elena 6 years ago from London, UK

      Thanks so much everyone - Happy New Year.

      I appreciate you stopping by and I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)

      @Manna in The Wild - You can still publish it. I look forward to reading it.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      I get a sense that i'm missing a lot of fun, not tweeting..Funny..Thank you..

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      Manna in the wild 6 years ago from Australia

      These are good. You kind of beat me to it. I was going to list a load of my originals sometime.

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      JDove-Miller 6 years ago from YOUNGSVILLE

      I love those short funnies!

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      Mentalist acer 6 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

      Oh now that I'm Stuffed with these delightful twitter feeding I Thank You Lady_E.;-))

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      syras mamun 6 years ago

      The funny side of twitter is undeniable.Thank you so much for the share.Wish you a happy new year.