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Yahoo Mail Crash! "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"

Updated on December 12, 2012

The Sky Is Falling! Oh, wait, it's just an email error...

Mg 1001 mail yahoo launch? Mg 25 mail yahoo launch? What the hell? So, like every good tech savvy human I keep trying, and the server keeps failing so I try again, and it fails again, etc., etc., etc... Now, the only logical response, get mad at my computer because after all it has caused this troubling condition! Oh, wait, it's just an email error! Mg 1001 mail yahoo launch? Thank goodness. But, wait, I have to send this message, I need to check my account, I have to confirm billing, I can't check my paypal status....and, "oh my God of God's, I can't forward the latest chain letter I got from my friend within 8 minutes!"

August 26th, 2010 the techno-sky fell as yahoo mail experienced a wallop of a launching error. It was apparent that the server had encountered some sort of glitch (not a Money Glitch ). many had reported as early as April this year that Internet explorer had some issues with the new yahoo mail. Today is the first I had personally experienced it. It has been hours and still no email,...kinda makes me want to enjoy a moment away from the screen and a nice cool Grey Goose martini! Cheers!

As I check the sprawl of comments on the Yahoo Answers page it would seem that the "sky is falling" knee-jerk response has been enacted. The thread is going something like this;

Yahoo Email Crash User Written Responses...

(I have made no spelling corrections to the remarks, they appear just as they do on the page)

  • "same here. it's bullshit I need to confirm a order i made. swich all my emails to gmail..."
  • "It is probably a temp glitch with yahoo.. I get the same error..."
  • "OMG THIS IS BS! I NEED TO SEE WAT STARTEK SAID ABOUT MY JOB!"
  • "I can get into my account, there are a error MG 101"
  • "How can the link into our email accounts be broken? This is crazy."
  • "I guess it's not just me. God dammit, I have documents that need to be sent off ASAP. They better get that broken link fixed. Shouldn't be that hard."
  • "Same here. This sucks, I really need to get on!!"
  • "So it has been down over 25 minutes? What's the deal?"help.. I cant get to my mail...."
  • "This is seriously not a good thing. Yahoo should have taken care of this on their time, they are probably doing something with the server but not in the middle of the day....Common!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

What You Think Really Does Matter!

Do you panic when your email site goes down?

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  • "Same with me. I need to see what my password and user id is for ebay, but every-******'-time i click on yahoo mail, it keeps ****** sayin', "Oops! This link appears to be broken!" HOW THE F... CAN IT B BROKEN. WELL IF ITS BROKEN THEN FIX IT DAMMIT..."
  • "yea.. this really sucks u know.. yahoo should be ashamed u have millions of ppl needing to use their account and basically holding up some type of process for not just 1 person but for EVERYONE!! Great Job YAHOO!!"
  • "Yea, I keep getting that too. It sucks and I need to read my messages!!!"
  • "nu pot intra in mail, de ce?"
  • "I can't access my account either I need to confirm some orders I have."
  • "its another stupid glitch. it might start running either later tonight or tomorrow. that's when i think it will start working."


The best response I found to the "sky is falling" Yahoo email crash dilemma is as follows:

  • "It's obviously the first sign of the Apocolypse.... c'mon people, get a grip. SW breaks,and it is like fast food .... it can be quick and easy but it isn't INSTANT.................

    And try to remember they providethis service to you for FREE... unlike most isp's that make you pay......"

My sentiments exactly!

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  • Pamela99 profile image

    Pamela Oglesby 

    7 years ago

    Very funny hub. It was great for a laugh.

  • K9keystrokes profile imageAUTHOR

    India Arnold 

    7 years ago from Northern, California

    glendoncaba~Thanks for taking in this little read. It was one of those fun moments where humor took over the keyboard as yahoo mail took over the sky! I appreciate your comments.

    K9

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    glendoncaba 

    7 years ago from Somewhere in the hubverse

    Great reality check with some laughs too.

  • K9keystrokes profile imageAUTHOR

    India Arnold 

    7 years ago from Northern, California

    Maita~Glad you found some humor today! Thanks for the comment and good luck on the catch-up!

    K9

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    prettydarkhorse 

    7 years ago from US

    Smiles for me, I need this one to perk me up today, need to catch up writing, Thanks my dear, Maita

  • K9keystrokes profile imageAUTHOR

    India Arnold 

    7 years ago from Northern, California

    LeanMan~ Funny stuff! Chicken lickin did get the emails. The fault was over in a few hours and the yahoo sky open up and shined once more. Thank you for the comments!

    K9

    Wendy Krick~ Thanks for the comment. Glad you got even a bit of a smile out of yahoo mail crashes hub.

    K9

    Jane@CM~The repairs were made and the sight thread is back in service. I understand your concern and the need for information to remain at the click of a mouse or the tap of a touch-pad. All is well and good again, the sky is as it should be.Thank you very much for the comments.

    K9

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    Tony 

    7 years ago from At the Gemba

    Did chicken lickin get her emails in the end???

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    Wendy Krick 

    7 years ago from Maryland

    Very funny hub! :)

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    Jane@CM 

    7 years ago

    I laughed at the comments! The sky is falling! It can be serious business for some. I would be miffed - I hope it gets fixed soon!

  • K9keystrokes profile imageAUTHOR

    India Arnold 

    7 years ago from Northern, California

    Wavegirl22~Thanks for the read Shari. Chaz did hit it right on the head! I hope you get some rest, I am going to have to do the same. I appreciate the awesome...needed a little awesomeness tonight! ;`}

    K9

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    Shari 

    7 years ago from New York, NY

    K( - Chaz took all the right word out of my mouth, Yahoo crashing. .sounds like something I am going to do soon . great hub voted awsome!!

  • K9keystrokes profile imageAUTHOR

    India Arnold 

    7 years ago from Northern, California

    humagia~Brilliant idea about the number of accounts, I laughed right out loud at the simplicity--makes perfect sense! It is up and running again so the panic should be in submission at this point. Thank you for the comments and for stopping by...

    Love the 'get out of the way' concept!

    K9

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    Charles Fox 

    7 years ago from United Kingdom

    Be like me and have 40 free accounts pointing back to one incoming thread. That way when one goes down - hey presto - ???? now which one shall I use - Care2 today - they need some plugs. Great hub. Very of the moment. Should be interesting to see how long the Yahoo Mail crash goes on for. When the sky is falling in - get out of the way.

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