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What’s Funny 'About You' Status Updates

Updated on July 12, 2018
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Hubpages writer StricktlyDating is an Australian writer creating pages of original funny quotes, funny status updates, and funny memes.

Need to tell someone something awesome or funny about them? Select from over 125 awesome and funny About you' quotes for Facebook comments and status updates. Then you can tell them something funny about yourself.

Cute About You Quotes:

  • You are the reason I have sweet dreams even when my day has been savory.
  • "You (Yes, you!), stop being so adorable!"
  • If you notice me glowing it's because of you, it's not my suntan.
  • I can't wait for the rest of my life so I can spend it with you.
  • You are the reason I live in a beautiful world.
  • You are my heaven on earth.
  • You whisper to me, and my heart bounces with pure joy!
  • I would choose you over chocolate, sunshine an new shoes!
  • You turn a stormy day into blue skies and calm sailing.
  • The way you love me like you do...
  • You made me realize what I had been missing all my life.
  • You are my one and only true love.
  • You don't look a day over absolutely fabulous!
  • You look so delicious, I'm like seriously drooling!
  • Whenever I think of you it's like the sunshine bursting through my black night.
  • I love the way your hands fit perfectly in mine.
  • So maybe you can't cook, and you kind of dance like you're living in the 70's and I don't care, and I wouldn't try to change you. You're a joy, you're amazing in so many ways, and I love you!
  • If I was made of snow I'd be melting in your arms.
  • You want to know who had the most amazing smile and the sweetest heart? Read the first word again.
  • I love the way you laugh and sometimes snort over my silly jokes.
  • I love the way you put a spark in my day.
  • You make me feel like I wanna be with you always.
  • My life feels like a dream come true all because of you.
  • I can still remember the first time I fell for you. I still haven't got up.
  • I love how your eyes sparkle in the moonlight.
  • When I feel like I'm falling, I love how you always encourage me to get back up.
  • I love the little flutters I get in my heart each time I see you.
  • You're cute, you're bliss, with lips I love to kiss!

Nice About You Quotes:

  • You make a potato sack look attractive.
  • You are the apple of my eye.
  • You don't look a day over fabulous!
  • You are the cherry on my pie.
  • You are the music in my life.
  • Hey you! You are awesome!
  • You are everything I ever dreamed of.
  • You may be worlds away but I still feel you in my heart.
  • Thank you for being so nice to me (I'd like some more of that!).
  • It's nice to know how nice you are.
  • You are the answers to my prayers.
  • You are so nice to me, you know how to make me smile, and I thank you for being my friend.
  • You shine as brightly as the night sky.
  • Your smile puts the city lights to shame.
  • You are the reason I am smiling.
  • You are the one I've been dreaming of.
  • Your kisses take me to heaven.
  • You are so worth it.
  • You are the one for me.
  • You matter and you are loved.
  • You are perfect just the way you are.
  • You make me feel like dancing!
  • You are beautiful in every single way.
  • You are loved, adored and appreciated for all that you do.
  • You are stronger than you think you are.
  • Hey idiot, you are loved!
  • Me Perfect? No. YOU ARE!
  • You are finger-licking good!
  • You are the reason my heart's beating out of my chest!
  • You are my clarity when I'm blinded by deceit.
  • You are the song I'm singing.
  • You are gorgeous. Very cute. Fine. Hot.
  • If you're single and you're looking - I am here!
  • No girl should feel like she's not good enough. You are.
  • You are the air I'm breathing.
  • You are the first and last thought in my day.
  • You taste so delicious, I want the recipe!
  • You are making me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
  • You are very attractive, therefore I will stare at you.
  • I once dreamed of Prince Charming, but you are so much better!
  • You are my inspiration. The positive influence in my life). I appreciate you.
  • You're covergirl pretty, stamped with a beauty mark.
  • You're twice as nice than nice... I think it might be love!
  • You are even nicer that the nicest person I know.
  • It's so nice to know you and I want to say thank you for everything you do.
  • You really do make me feel like dancing (I wanna dance the night away).


Sarcastic And Neutral About You Quotes:

  • You're too hot to handle and too cold to hold.
  • It's not how good you are, it's how good you want to be.
  • You are right or you are wrong. It depends on who you're adking.
  • Remember who you are.
  • You are not alone. Yet.
  • You are what you drive.
  • You are what you eat.
  • You are stronger than you think.
  • You better get your act together if you want to stay in my life.
  • I'm ready for you to show me if you're worth it.
  • Keep calm, you are doing fine.
  • Where do I start? Start where you are.
  • You might be imperfect, but you are still my friend.
  • I wish you knew how wonderful you are.
  • Don't think you're irreplaceable. You are.
  • Love me or hate me. Either way you are thinking of me!
  • I admit, you are starting to get on my nerves.
  • Admit it. Your life would be so boring without me.
  • You are about to eat humble pie.
  • You may not be a size 0, but you are perfect just the way you are.
  • You are more than the sum of your past mistakes.
  • If you don't like something, change it. You are not incapable.
  • Ever get the feeling you're being followed by someone? You are.
  • I'm not the one getting all sensitive, you are.

Negative About You Quotes:

  • You are always welcome - to leave.
  • You are everything I never dreamed of.
  • You are not God.
  • You are the one mom warned me about.
  • You are the reason people like me take medication.
  • You are the reason for my heartache.
  • You are someone who seems to have the need to rain on everyone's parade!
  • You are just someone that I used to know.
  • You wouldn't know a good thing if it looked you in the eye.
  • You are not worth my time and energy.
  • You are not worth fighting for.
  • You are not in my life for a reason.
  • You are so totally annoying whenever you open your mouth!
  • Just because I let you add me as a friend on Facebook, doesn't mean we are friends in real life.
  • You are stalking me, please stop.
  • You are losing everything, but weight.
  • You are so mean it's disturbing!
  • You are not the cat that got the cream.
  • You are not good enough to stay in my life.
  • Why do you always end up acting like an idiot and spoil everyone's fun?
  • You are not the person that I thought you were.
  • When you decide to transfer yourself into a nice person, that's when I'll consider if we can be friends.
  • You are so not worth it.
  • You are so not cool.
  • You are the reason I am all out of love.

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    • Kavitha Mendonsa profile image

      Kavitha Mendonsa 

      14 months ago from Mumbai, India

      Awesome post!

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      lalith 

      3 years ago

      Awesome

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      StricktlyDating 

      5 years ago from Australia

      It's always wonderful to hear from my favourite fellow Hubbers! Thank you so much for your comments, and I will be visiting your HubPages soon :)

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      iguidenetwork 

      5 years ago from Austin, TX

      Might use these everyday, he he he. Voted up and funny.

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      Dora Weithers 

      5 years ago from The Caribbean

      Some really funny quotes. Some just cute. My favorite? "Love me or hate me. Either way you are thinking of me!" Thanks for sharing.

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      Devika Primić 

      5 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Amazing what you thought of but such a great idea for a hub and I have heard many of these, the good, the bad, and the In-Between, sometimes I don't know how to react to these quotes.

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      kidscrafts 

      5 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      I don't know how you do it but again you found the good, the bad and the ugly ;-)

      Enjoy your week!

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      Cynthia B Turner 

      5 years ago from Georgia

      This is a cute collection. My favorite? "You are the reason people like me take medication." Love it. I could have used it a few times. Good job collecting these.

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