Punch it in the crotch, give it a hug, or ask it for some money?
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With a gun...i'll ask for money.....without....i'll ask nicely.....too good for a punch....too broke to give a hug...in all conditions asking for money wins
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The last two! I'd tell it how ingenious it is! (And the money would be nice, too!)
I would start running then probably pass out because I just saw a search engine.
I will give him a tight hug then ask him more money.
I just ask him how to get at the top of each search result.
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