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Funniest Facebook Status Messages

Updated on May 25, 2012

Funniest Facebook Status Message for Your Wall

Looking for the funniest Facebook status messages to put on your Facebook wall? Here you'll find a huge selection of funny status ideas, a list of the funniest Facebook status messages ever, and links to even more funny Facebook status ideas.

Impress your FB friends with your sense of humor with any of these funny status messages.

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Funniest Facebook Status Messages - Funniest status ideas for your Facebook wall

Here are some of the funniest Facebook status messages around. I started each funny status update with a random first name. I alternated male and female names just to make it fair. ;)

Feel free to use any of these hilarious status messages on your Facebook wall.

  1. Mark is walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper.
  2. Jane is riding ponies outside Wal-Mart. . .I need quarters.
  3. Grant is writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others "status" is.
  4. Kim has been modified from her original version. She has been formatted to fit your Screen.
  5. Blake is wondering if the hokey pokey is what it's all about.
  6. Ashley is not doing what Simon says!
  7. Ron is throwing peanuts at old ladies.
  8. Melissa is eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.
  9. John is childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is.
  10. Kristen is clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it.
  11. Nick almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left him before they met.
  12. Heather is just not that into you.
  13. Josh is eating the pages inside his books hoping that it will go straight to his brain.
  14. Savannah is the kid next door's, imaginary friend.
  15. Danny is what are your other two wishes????
  16. Carla is just not the same since that house fell on my sister.
  17. Eric is making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose.
  18. Fiona is living on the magic island of awesome.
  19. Lance says very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes !!!
  20. Crystal is bored of thinking of funny things to write in status and isn't going to bother this time.

Funniest Facebook Statuses - Links to some of the funniest Facebook status messages

Looking for the funniest Facebook status updates ever? Here are links to the best Facebook status messages I've ever seen.

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      6 years ago

      Facebook is one of the coolest social networking today. A place to share and make lots of friends. And also good to develop some business to joint. Thanks for sharing.

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      6 years ago

      I needed a good laugh, thank you very much. ~ Cheers!

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      6 years ago

      these are really cute, great job on the lens

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      Close2Art LM 

      6 years ago

      funny messages, cool lens, please add this page to my squidoo lensmasters on facebook hub page, it would be a great addition, Great Job!!!

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      Lorelei Cohen 

      6 years ago from Canada

      If your happy and you know it clap your hands. Once someone gets that song stuck in their head it is guaranteed to be there all day lol. Now that is indeed a funny facebook status.

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      7 years ago

      Lol! nice collection of funnies!


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