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Funny Quotes for Facebook Status

Updated on June 7, 2013

FUNNY ONE-LINERS AND QUOTES

Have you been searching for the funniest quotes and one-liners to post on your Facebook or Twitter Status? Well, here they are!! These have all been collected over several years and are compiled just for you. While some are from individuals you may know, most are just plain silly things that people have said. You can also add your own. What an imaginative way to get people to read your Facebook status or to cause a smile for the day. Many need that in today's economic times.

These will be updated frequently and will also include your own...Now, get crackin' and get those other peeps crackin' a smile!

Sometimes, Facebook can be just plain boring. Pick some of the one-liners and quotes below to spice up the experience! Most people don't like food without spice and reading about one's daily activities can become dull and lifeless. Take some time and read these, you will probably enjoy them!

STUPID FACEBOOK STUFF YOU JUST GOTTA HAVE!

Children
Children
economy
economy

IS THIS HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT FACEBOOK?

This is the opinion of some.

FRIVOLOUS

ADDICTIVE

CROWD

EFFECTING

BEDTIMES

OVER

OBJECTIVE

KNOWLEDGE

Funny & Stupid
Funny & Stupid
occasions
occasions
health
health

DID YOU ENJOY THIS TRIP DOWN TO THE FUNNY FARM? - PLEASE LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT!

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      Teri Villars 3 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      @darkflowers: Thanks! I'm glad you liked it!

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      Anja Toetenel 3 years ago from The Hague, the Netherlands

      Now that's a real funny Lens, love it. You see so many crazy FB quotes and status updates, lovely!

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      Teri Villars 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      @Diva2Mom: God Bless you too, glad you got a laugh out of it. That was my intent when building it.

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      Diva2Mom 5 years ago

      haha, I enjoyed all these funny quotes that I can use on Facebook! Fun lens! I love it! Thank you so much and God bless you!

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      miaponzo 5 years ago

      Very funny.. too bad I hate Facebook :) Blessed!

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      Sharyn Read 5 years ago from ... either in the kitchen or at my laptop...

      When I discovered twitter I finally found a use for my lifetime collection of quotes... thanks for the laughs! :)

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      Carolan Ross 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      What FUNNY facebook quotes! A favorite I'd never heard but SO true..."Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that's where you wish they were."

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      Odille Rault 5 years ago from Gloucester

      What a fun idea for a lens! I love it. My favorite: "Do you ever get the feeling that your stuff has strutted without you?" Heh heh.. but there are lots of others here that made me laugh. Also, I didn't realise you could get Facebook merchandise! Great idea! Blessed. :)

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      Sharon Berry 5 years ago from Michigan

      Funny, funny, funny....I can't get rid of my smile!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Nice work, I'm still laughing at some of these ;-)

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      Homelust 6 years ago

      I LOVE YOUR LENS BETTER THEN ANY i have seen!!! Thank you soo much! You gave me laughter on a bad day at 3:25am your awesome~ Annette

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      weddingsnews 6 years ago

      I found some funny quotes for my Facebook, thanks.

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      Edit Photos 6 years ago from Earth

      I did! Great lens! Blessed by a Squidoo Angel