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Good Guy Goes To Heaven Bad Guy Goes To Pattaya

Updated on May 8, 2011

Good Guy Goes To Heaven Bad Guy Goes to Pattaya

The 'T' shirt says that the 'Good Guy Goes To Heaven Bad Guy Goes to Pattaya'. This is largely a matter of interpretation because for many Pattaya IS Heaven. Heaven on earth.

Pattaya is just two and a half hours drive from Bangkok in Thailand and yet it could be a universe away. Everything is the same and yet everything is different. Here time has little or no meaning. This is the party capital of the world.

Pattaya is good for you. I don't care who you are and what you believe in. Providing you can climb down of your high horse and stop pontificating and look and listen around you. Yes there are working girls, yes there are drunk people. Forget all that and listen to the laughter. Here there is happiness. Happy people having a really wonderful time. Nobody is being hurt. Trouble here is a rarity. No-one is condemning anyone else. All genders, and some you have never thought about will socialise without criticism. Religion scarcely raises its head and yet it is all around you.

Pattaya is the laxative cure for constipated morals.

The 'T' Shirt

I think I must have been slightly inebriated when I took this
I think I must have been slightly inebriated when I took this

Give it a chance and it will work for you too. You don't have to get drunk. You don't have to pick up or be picked up but you do have to hang loose and let the Pattaya magic do its work.

Here there is Arab and Israeli, Turk and Kurd, Detective and Criminal, Gay and Straight. All the strife is put away in the name of happiness. Pattaya is safe. Black, White, Yellow, Red or Green. Nobody gives a toss for what colour you are. Here all are the same. Fat, Thin, Ugly, Handsome, Beautiful or Plain. Rich or Poor. Here you will never be alone unless you choose to be that way.

Hang loose, free your mind. In Pattaya you can be happy. You will be happy if you just give it a chance to work its magic. Pattaya is Heaven for some it could be your Heaven too.

Pattaya Pattaya

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    4hourmike 7 years ago from Thailand

    All right! I've been waiting for another one of your Pattaya hubs. I love the quote, "Pattaya is the laxative cure for constipated morals." I totally agree. The place is magical. As soon as my lease is up in Trang, I'll be joining you there. Nice hub, as usual. Thanks for the link.

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    Peter Dickinson 7 years ago from South East Asia

    Thanks Mike - Pattaya always waits.

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    seemorebangkok 7 years ago from Bangkok, Thailand

    Peter..are you implying you're a bad guy? Happy New Year mate!

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    Peter Dickinson 6 years ago from South East Asia

    Living_in_Thailand - Unfortunately it is not possible to censor your comment so I have simply deleted it. I will happily approve anyone's point of view but not when it is rude and peppered with bad language. Hang loose, let Pattaya work its magic.

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    pattayalover 6 years ago

    I want that T-shirt

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